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I got screwed outta pigment!
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The Shadow
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Why don't you take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut??
frorider6
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WODIN said:
I usually beat mt dead horses on the skull, hence the *whack* sound. I suppose you could just as well hit the stomach for a *thud* sound.
Hey addickt, were you trying to insult me in your post? Cause if so, it doesn't make any sense. If I whack off every night as you imply, that would mean that I had a body so attractractive that I couldn't keep my hands off it. And I think you were trying to insult my build. Which means your insult actually had the opposite effect. Or maybe you were complimenting me. I'm so confused.
Please help me out and tell me if you're gay or just stupid.
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The Shadow
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addickt said:
With that doughnut comment, I just did...
Peyote Killa
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you must be the most closed-minded, ill logical person on this board.
Chill the fuck out, so whats the big deal, your pigment is different from others? Does it really bother you, or are you just jealous of somebody?
you must be the most closed-minded, ill logical person on this board.
Chill the fuck out, so whats the big deal, your pigment is different from others? Does it really bother you, or are you just jealous of somebody?
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The Shadow
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addickt said:
http://boards.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=110303&highlight=black+history
Good call. Right on the money as per fucking usual with you and your lame-ass, broken down bling, bling, comments while standing on the corner of Walk and Don't Walk.
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gorilla_boy
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Cornholio said:
Can you do that?
Y_Lifter said:
I am intolerant but YOU ARE TELLING ME WHAT I CAN AND CANNOT POST????
My Best man in my wedding was black, about half of my friends are black and i have even fucked a couple of black women..
I am onlyt intolerant of assholes who close threads and tell people what they can and cannot post..
So fuck you
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The Shadow
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addickt said:
Excuse me while I ponder the irony of that last statement.
gorilla_boy
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addickt
Dude, you need to chill out a bit. Deep breath, happy thoughts.
Dude, you need to chill out a bit. Deep breath, happy thoughts.
Peyote Killa
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Addickt, why the hate?
Who cares if your skin is white, pussy is still pussy, is it not?
So does it really matter? It shouldn't cuz getting laid is getting laid, and that's all that should be of concern to any of us WHITE boys!
Who cares if your skin is white, pussy is still pussy, is it not?
So does it really matter? It shouldn't cuz getting laid is getting laid, and that's all that should be of concern to any of us WHITE boys!
Cornholio said:
Sorry cornhole, that was an obvious typing error. It is hard to type in between snorting these lines and tickling my asshole with this pheasant feather.
But again, how is it that you Post that shit about fried Chicken and then fuck with me... Lets not talk spelling, lets talk logic...
thanks..
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BronzedGoddess
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I just woke up, to see your already getting in trouble, and you didn't even wait for me! 
Well, sweetie some folk are getting p*ssed so take it easy now. Wouldn't want any of that BAD KARMA now would you?
I'll donate some of my pigment to you to make you feel better, k? Now play nice!
Well, sweetie some folk are getting p*ssed so take it easy now. Wouldn't want any of that BAD KARMA now would you?
I'll donate some of my pigment to you to make you feel better, k?
Now play nice!vixenbabe said:
Actually no, I am not lonely. I have tons of friends ( a lot of which are black), a beautiful wife and a great social life. Thanks for enquiring..
I usually make friends, the same way I meet women, i smack them with a board and drag them by their hair to my cave....
You have a better idea?
Peyote Killa
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I'll give you that, the race issue has gotten way out of hand, but did you ever stop to think about why?
It's cuz guys like you are too heart sensitive to a brainless coment made my some one who had no intent of hurting anybody. It's people like you my friend that have taken this RACE issue to the level it has escalated.
So again I urge you to please just chill out. This will resolve itself.
It's cuz guys like you are too heart sensitive to a brainless coment made my some one who had no intent of hurting anybody. It's people like you my friend that have taken this RACE issue to the level it has escalated.
So again I urge you to please just chill out. This will resolve itself.
BronzedGoddess said:I just woke up, to see your already getting in trouble, and you didn't even wait for me!
Well, sweetie some folk are getting p*ssed so take it easy now. Wouldn't want any of that BAD KARMA now would you?
I'll donate some of my pigment to you to make you feel better, k?
Sorry Goddess, this shit pisses me off. They closed all of our "fun" and funny threads. I was just trying to illustrate how stupid it all was and now everyone is jumping on the bandwagon to LYNCH me.
I am not running though......... My people have fought through 1000 years of oppression... I will take my beating... Can I still be your white porch monkey?
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addickt said:
Logic. Ok.
Click on the link I provided and then talk shit to me about starting trouble.
http://boards.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=110303&highlight=black+history
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Cornholio said:
My bad, you said you started that thread.... Anyways...... It was an illustration and sorry you didnt understand it... I dont really care cause I know I got a bigger weiner than you and when my dad has a time machine.... So fuck you and your logic... I dont need logic, I got a time machine....
WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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addickt said:
Oh, I forgot to tell you, I'm moving to the projects and you know they don't have porches there so I'm afraid I'm gonna have to let you go.
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Side note for those that are upset: If y'all go back and read the Fried Chicken thread you will see how upset I was getting over the racist comments that were being made, but addickt told me I needed to chill and laugh at the whole situation, and guess what? It was pretty damn funny! But that was yesterday and I'll leave it there but it truly did teach me a lot about myself. Now I don't even care if someone were to make a racist comment becuase it has no bearing on my character or personality. So I thank addickt for helping me see that In his own f*cked up kinda way.
But I will respect those around me and I will try not offend others if I can help it.
BronzedGoddess said:
I really appreciate that...... Not many people will stick there heads out there to get cut off like that... I do.... you did and we are both better people because of it... and I made a friend I hope.
Anyways, thanks..
But about the porch monkey thing...Can I at least be the milkman or something? I will bring you yoo-hoo.
you are good shit.
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The Shadow
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addickt said:
Fuck off - show me where I said that knuckle fucker.
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addickt said:
I'll see what I can do
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'Tisn't pigment you got screwed out of my brotha.....
Seems more like grey matter to me.
....either that, or a life. Either way - seems like you are one hurtin' pup.
*shakes head*
*clucks tongue*
Seems more like grey matter to me.
....either that, or a life. Either way - seems like you are one hurtin' pup.
*shakes head*
*clucks tongue*
Cornholio said:
I confused it with with your AFRICAN AMERICAN BOX Thread... Sorry..
But as far as the knuckle fucking goes.... I only resort to fucking your girls knuckles as a last option..... After I wear out that pussy, ass and mouth..
You dont like me and I dont like you, but your girl likes us both.. Lets just leave it at that.
If I offended anyone, sorry. If I didnt, i will try harder next time.
bikinimom said:'Tisn't pigment you got screwed out of my brotha.....
Seems more like grey matter to me.
....either that, or a life. Either way - seems like you are one hurtin' pup.
*shakes head*
*clucks tongue*
Sorry you dont agree or understand me. I am actually a Mensa member, my IQ is 158. It looks good on a resume so I took the test.
But thanks...
I just have a lot of chemical imbalances, some self induced, some not and get angry at ignorance.
Funny that you think I am not intelligent when the point of my entire thread was to stimulate others to think outside the lines.. Like a few people ( one just yesterday) that I have helped to understand the lunacy of the whole race thing.. Sorry you didnt recognize that.
I am very hurt and need to self medicate now.
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The Shadow
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Mensa at 158 Otay.
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The Shadow
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addickt said:
What is Mensa?
Mensa was founded in England in 1946 by Roland Berrill, a barrister, and Dr Lance Ware, a scientist and lawyer. They had the idea of forming a society for bright people, the only qualification for membership of which was a high IQ. The original aims were, as they are today, to create a society that is non-political and free from all racial or religious distinctions. The society welcomes people from every walk of life whose IQ is in the top 2% of the population, with the objective of enjoying each other's company and participating in a wide range of social and cultural activities.
What are Mensa's goals?
Mensa has three stated purposes: to identify and foster human intelligence for the benefit of humanity, to encourage research in the nature, characteristics and uses of intelligence, and to promote stimulating intellectual and social opportunities for its members.
How many members does Mensa have?
Today there are some 100,000 Mensans in 100 countries throughout the world. There are active Mensa organizations in over 40 countries on every continent except Antarctica. Membership numbers are also available for specific National Groups.
What kind of people are Members of Mensa?
There is simply no one prevailing characteristic of Mensa members other than high IQ. There are Mensans for whom Mensa provides a sense of family and others for whom it is casual. There have been many marriages made in Mensa but for many people, it is simply a stimulating opportunity for the mind. Almost certainly most Mensans have a good sense of humor and they like to talk. And, usually, they have a lot to say.
Mensans range in age from 4 to 94, but most are between 20 and 49. In education they range from preschoolers to high school dropouts to people with multiple doctorates. There are Mensans on welfare and Mensans who are millionaires. As far as occupations, the range is staggering. Mensa has professors and truck drivers, scientists and firefighters, computer programmers and farmers, artists, military people, musicians, laborers, police officers, glassblowers - you name it. There are famous Mensans and prize-winning Mensans, but there are many, many whose names you wouldn't know.
What does "Mensa" mean?
The word "Mensa" means "table" in Latin. The name stands for a round-table society, where race, color, creed, national origin, age, politics, educational or social background are irrelevant.
What opinions does Mensa have?
Mensa takes no stand on politics, religion or social issues. Mensa encompasses members from so many different countries and cultures, and with many different points of view. For Mensa to espouse a particular point of view would go against its role as a forum for all points of view. (Of course, individual Mensa members often have strong opinions. It is said that in a room with 12 Mensans you will find 13 differing opinions on any given subject.)
How do I qualify for Mensa?
Membership in Mensa is open to persons who have attained a score within the upper two percent of the general population on an approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised. There is no other qualification or disqualification for membership eligibility.
The term "IQ score" is widely used but poorly defined. There are a large number of tests with different scales. The result on one test of 132 can be the same as a score 148 on another test. Some intelligence tests don't use IQ scores at all. Mensa has set a percentage as cutoff to avoid this confusion. Candidates for membership in Mensa must achieve a score at or above the 98th percentile (a score that is greater than or equal to 98 percent of the general population taking the test) on a standard test of intelligence.
Generally, there are two ways to prove that you qualify for Mensa: either take the Mensa test, or submit a qualifying test score from another test. There are a large number of intelligence tests that are "approved". More information on whether a test you have done is approved, as well as information on the procedure for taking the Mensa test, can be obtained from the nearest Mensa office. There are no on-line tests that can be used for admission to Mensa. Feel free to contact Mensa for specific details about eligibility.
Mensa has no other eligibility requirements other than IQ testing. However, many tests are not valid for people under the age of 16. You should contact the nearest Mensa office for more information.
How do I get proof of my test scores?
Contact the testing service requesting that they send you a report showing your score. Include as much of the following information as you can. If you can't give an exact answer, an approximation is better than nothing. Many testing services charge a fee for sending reports; you should give the service a call before writing them.
For school testing, write to the school you attended, and ask for a CERTIFIED copy of your score. It must include your birth date, the name of the test, and a clearly defined number, i.e., IQ, or percentile rank nationally. Mensa does not accept achievement tests. The school seal must be stamped on the report.
For psychologist/agency testing, have the report sent on professional letterhead, with the psychologist's or agency's license or registration number. Mensa accepts only tests given by those people qualified to do testing privately in the state in which the examiner resides. Date of test, name of test, and full score must be given, and the report must be signed.
A notarized copy of any of the reports will be accepted, non-notarized copies may be rejected.
Is there a Mensa test?
If you've never taken an IQ test, or don't want to bother with getting official copies of your test scores, then Mensa can test you. You will be put in contact with the local testing coordinator who will tell you about specific testing dates and places.
In some countries, Mensa can also send you a pretest you can take in the privacy of your home. To find out whether such a test is available in your country, please see National Groups. When you've finished it, send it back and it will be scored, and you will be notified of the results. If your score is high enough you'll be invited to take the qualifying supervised test. The pretest is just for practice, you can't use it to qualify for Mensa even if you score at or above the 98th percentile (although the pre-test is not required for admission, many people take it simply for the challenge).
Feel free to contact Mensa for more information or to arrange testing. More specific information is also available about testing costs for any of the National Groups.
If you want to take an on-line test, the Mensa Workout is an interactive intelligence quiz, in which you have a half an hour to answer 30 questions. Then just press a button, your test is instantly scored and you can see how your score measures up. The answers to the questions are provided, along with discussion of the answers. The Workout is not an IQ test, and can't be used for qualification to join Mensa.
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Now the upper 2% of the population generally corresponds to a score of 170 or higher, although it fluctuates slightly from year to year.
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Het Cornhole---- Nice copy and past job on the post excpet for the part about 170, did you just pull that number out of the air?
It is also highly dependent on the test, I have scored as high as 174 on Iq tests but those are mostly Internet, shit tests...
Please Post where you found that number and what test it correlates to... otherwise ..
Fuck You
It is also highly dependent on the test, I have scored as high as 174 on Iq tests but those are mostly Internet, shit tests...
Please Post where you found that number and what test it correlates to... otherwise ..
Fuck You
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The Shadow
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addickt said:
Yep. Cut and paste from two different sites as the Mensa one did not list a number.
www.mensa.org
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Cornholio said:
Ok, show me where it said that 170 on an IQ test was 98th percentile..
It is actually about 145.
Nice try though dumbfuck. Dont just pick numbers out of the air... Do search on IQ percentiles... You will see who is correct...
Anyways, Mensa is a pretty loose organization of people who generally have nothing in common other than High IQ's. It just looks good on my resume..
other than that, it is pretty dumb....
Anyways, show me on what IQ test a 170 will only qualify you... or quit making shit up.
Come one cornhole--- You were quick to doubt and be a smart ass..... Where did you get that 170 number??
Oh, You got it out of your ass..... Amazing you found it in there amongst all the crusted semen.. Fuckhead.. BTW are you from Missouri, you arent to far away if so... We could discuss my Mensa qualifications in person if you would like.
Oh, You got it out of your ass..... Amazing you found it in there amongst all the crusted semen.. Fuckhead.. BTW are you from Missouri, you arent to far away if so... We could discuss my Mensa qualifications in person if you would like.
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A General Intelligence Quotient Score (IQ Score) is a statistically derived number which indicates relative and comparative abilities that can be used to obtain academic skills and knowledge. You have hundreds of specific mental abilities. Some of these abilities can be measured accurately. Some of these measurements can be reliable predictors of an individual's academic achievements. Though an IQ test measures only a few of a human's mental abilities, these few abilities are targeted for measurement, because they are well known to positively correlate highly to many other human abilities. How high you score in one of these measured abilities, will strongly indicate how high you would be expected to score on the unmeasured abilities.
Statistically the following statements are true about IQ scores obtained by taking this test:
An IQ of 100 is higher than 50% of all persons taking this test.
An IQ of 110 is higher than 75% of all persons taking this test.
An IQ of 120 is higher than 93% of all persons taking this test.
An IQ of 130 is higher than 98% of all persons taking this test
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I stand corrected. An IQ of 130 will qualify you.
The 170 number came from the fact that I read that the average score was 120. Crunching the numbers, that is what you would get.
Statistically the following statements are true about IQ scores obtained by taking this test:
An IQ of 100 is higher than 50% of all persons taking this test.
An IQ of 110 is higher than 75% of all persons taking this test.
An IQ of 120 is higher than 93% of all persons taking this test.
An IQ of 130 is higher than 98% of all persons taking this test
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I stand corrected. An IQ of 130 will qualify you.
The 170 number came from the fact that I read that the average score was 120. Crunching the numbers, that is what you would get.
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addickt said:
No.
I'm saying that I read that the 50 percentile, meaning average was 120, not 100.
If the average was indeed 120, as I thought, then the top 2% would have been right at 168.
The average is not 120 it's 100.
Makes a difference.
Also-- I dont think I am cool because I have a high IQ. In fact i think it is quite an embarassment to have that much potential and have accomplished as little as I have. God wasted a lot of Iq points on this juice head, hot head, gimme head nut job.
Maybe someday I will wake up and use my intelligence for doing something other than studying the effects of pharmacueticals on my body...
I doubt it, but maybe. When I was a senior I scored in the top .1 percent , not 1%, ...............1 % , on all standardized tests. I was just a fucking clown though, didnt really care what anybody said, played football, baseball and fucked around. Thats it, my principle had this dude from THE FUCKING FBI come in and talk to me, he was telling me how I could be all this shit and when he realized I dint give a shit........ he got all pissy and said how I was a waste of potential and if I didnt change my attitudes, no matter how smart I was, i would end up in prison........
I am also a chronically depressed fucker cause I am too analytical and dont believe most of the bullshit that a lot of others believe. The world isnt all ROSY like you guys think. Dont get me started on that.............
Maybe someday I will wake up and use my intelligence for doing something other than studying the effects of pharmacueticals on my body...
I doubt it, but maybe. When I was a senior I scored in the top .1 percent , not 1%, ...............1 % , on all standardized tests. I was just a fucking clown though, didnt really care what anybody said, played football, baseball and fucked around. Thats it, my principle had this dude from THE FUCKING FBI come in and talk to me, he was telling me how I could be all this shit and when he realized I dint give a shit........ he got all pissy and said how I was a waste of potential and if I didnt change my attitudes, no matter how smart I was, i would end up in prison........
I am also a chronically depressed fucker cause I am too analytical and dont believe most of the bullshit that a lot of others believe. The world isnt all ROSY like you guys think. Dont get me started on that.............
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Believe me. I can relate. My parents would not tell me my Iq because they didn't want me to coast thru school and not work hard at making good grades. How fucked is that logic?
I don't think the world is all roses either.
Takes a lot of hard work and a lot of luck to be successful and happy.
The only beef I had with you is that you accused me of starting a racist thread when it wasn't true.
I don't think the world is all roses either.
Takes a lot of hard work and a lot of luck to be successful and happy.
The only beef I had with you is that you accused me of starting a racist thread when it wasn't true.
Cornholio said:
Cool--- I was just pissed cause everyone was jumping all over me when i was just trying to illustrate, through ridiculously simple analogies, some inconsistencies and misconceptions about race.
It is all stupid.
I feel that my IQ has hindered my progress in life and as a human ass well. I did homework exactly "0" times in high school and less than 5 times in 4 years of college.
I always found another way around it...
Any class that didnt require attendance, never even went, any that did......... I would take in a note to the teacher saying i had mono or some other LONG illness that would keep me from class, but I would go take the tests... Made Deans list every semester..
Didnt get a "b" until the second half of my sophomore year... WITHOUT GOING TO CLASS....
But now I am out in the real world, shit isnt as easy, no matter how "smart" I am.
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