I got pulled over

[Carmen]

on my way to work. Apparently, i rolled through a stop sign with a cop approaching the the other crosstreet.
He said "why are you in such a rush?"
so i said the only thing i could think of, which happened to be the truth.

"i have to pee"

he laughed and said "i'm letting you go cause so do i"
:

(btw, can anyone fix that smiley? the second ":" doesn't happen automatically)

 

[from zero]

You only need one colon.

 

[Carmen]

You only need one colon.

Oh yeah! look at that.

i only HAVE one colon.

 

[Y_lifter]

You only need one colon.

:

 

[awittyusername]

Another reason hot chicks annoy me. (But, your cool) If that would have happened to me, I would have got a ticket.

 

[Carmen]

Another reason hot chicks annoy me. (But, your cool) If that would have happened to me, I would have got a ticket.

well, thanks for the compliment, but i'm not hot. average at best.

i've never gotten a ticket though and i'm pulled over a lot- i'm just friendly, and honest and sometimes i cry and say i'm pregnant (ok, so sometimes i'm not so honest). that usually works.

 

[ChefWide]

well, thanks for the compliment, but i'm not hot. average at best.

i've never gotten a ticket though and i'm pulled over a lot- i'm just friendly, and honest and sometimes i cry and say i'm pregnant (ok, so sometimes i'm not so honest). that usually works.

Did you ask to see his 'Nightstick'?

 

[Carmen]

Did you ask to see his 'Nightstick'?

no, i just plucked the lollipop out of my mouth, batted my big browns at him and said....



"whats a registration look like again?"

 

[Tryn2]

Dont we all only have one colon ?

 

[DEEZPAZ]

I thought you would have pulled the old "Oops I just dropped my license down my shirt officer" excuse..

 

[sawastea]

Stop using without my consent

 

[jaded]

yay, no ticket!

 

[awittyusername]

I found out its a different world for Hot chics (kind of like the SNL Eddie Murphy skit about the dif between black and whites)

After yrs of working out and working to get $. I finally got a really hot chick. She was pulled over atleast 20 times when I was with her. I swear she intentionally did it for the attention. Especially, after tanning. She would take her thong off after tanning bc it was sweaty. (I like the thong tan line) Then, she would put it on her console and drive like hell. she got pulled over atleast 3 times and would Whoops have to move her thong when officer asked for registration. She had atleast 5 cops call and say " I'm not supposed to look up your info and call you, but .....

She would goto a store and buy something big and some guy would clock out and drive 20 miles to carry it in for her. ???

When buying something she would always talk to a male and hint about discounts. She always got employee discount or something.

Shit. Everytime she said somthing guys would laugh or be totally interested. I was like WTF thats not even funny.

So, I'm back to the chubby chicks, less attractive girls, or girls with low self esteem.

 

[Carmen]

So, I'm back to the chubby chicks, less attractive girls, or girls with low self esteem.

^
|
thats me.

but even so- i still get my lunch for free a lot, or at least coffee. and i often get the discount or help. I don't think its a matter of being hot- at least for me i know its not- i smile a lot and apparently, seem to give off that goofy "i don't know what i'm doing" vibe, cause people seem to want to help me.
which is good, cause i usually need it.

 

[wnt2bBeast]

no, i just plucked the lollipop out of my mouth, batted my big browns at him and said....



"whats a registration look like again?"

im calling BS-
i think he pulled behind a dumpster and rubbed one out lol

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Cop: ma'am, do you know why i pulled you over?

Sugarplum: yes officer i do. i've been drinking, i need a breathalyzer.

(Sugarplum reaches over, unzips cop's pants)

Sugarplum: officer, is this one of the ones where you just suck, or is it one where you have to hum and suck at the same time?



Cop: have a nice day ma'am

 

[jackangel]

he laughed and said "i'm letting you go cause so do i"
:

translation: "i'm letting you go because you have jugs large enough to defy reason, and i appreciate that."

 

[Carmen]

translation: "i'm letting you go because you have jugs large enough to defy reason, and i appreciate that."

lol.. i just choked on that, laughing so hard.
wnt2- i don't know if he rubbed anything out- luckily he didn't ask me to do it for him though.

 

[jaded]

I don't think its a matter of being hot- at least for me i know its not.

shut up, you know you're hot!

 

[wnt2bBeast]

shut up, you know you're hot!

TY jaded will you tell her please
she doesnt listen to me

 

[Carmen]

TY jaded will you tell her please
she doesnt listen to me

i do too, i just don't believe you!
lol

 

[wnt2bBeast]

i do too, i just don't believe you!
lol

 

[DIVISION]

on my way to work. Apparently, i rolled through a stop sign with a cop approaching the the other crosstreet.
He said "why are you in such a rush?"
so i said the only thing i could think of, which happened to be the truth.

"i have to pee"

he laughed and said "i'm letting you go cause so do i"
:

(btw, can anyone fix that smiley? the second ":" doesn't happen automatically)

You deserve to get pulled over, you lil' bitch!

If I was that cop, I'd make you give me some head in the corner!!!!!

BAD CALICO!!!!!!!!!




DIV

 

[Roid Pimp]

Did he ask you to hold it for him and did you shake it more than 3 times ?

 

[Carmen]

Did he ask you to hold it for him and did you shake it more than 3 times ?

i was supposed to shake it???

 

[Roid Pimp]

i was supposed to shake it???

You didn't shake it for him ?
Poor dude gonna have yellow tracks in his tighty whities now..
This is like getting a massage with no happy ending..

 

[jaded]

i do too, i just don't believe you!
lol

well, you're silly then!

 

[velvett]

That's funny.

When I steped out to my car at 6am yesterday I had a nearly flat tire in the pouring rain. So I coasted about 20 mph and only slowed down through two stop signs with a cop behind me just before the 2nd stop sign. He was tailgating me so I put my flashers on for him to pass me - instead he pulls me over, asks me if there's a problem and I'm like (are you blind you idiot?) uhh, I have a flat (driver rear tire). SO, butthead says "oh good luck with that" and gets into his car and drives off.

 

[Roid Pimp]

That's funny.

When I steped out to my car at 6am yesterday I had a nearly flat tire in the pouring rain. So I coasted about 20 mph and only slowed down through two stop signs with a cop behind me just before the 2nd stop sign. He was tailgating me so I put my flashers on for him to pass me - instead he pulls me over, asks me if there's a problem and I'm like (are you blind you idiot?) uhh, I have a flat (driver rear tire). SO, butthead says "oh good luck with that" and gets into his car and drives off.

Obviously, you are also a "Non Shaker" ..

 

[The Shadow]

That's funny.

When I steped out to my car at 6am yesterday I had a nearly flat tire in the pouring rain. So I coasted about 20 mph and only slowed down through two stop signs with a cop behind me just before the 2nd stop sign. He was tailgating me so I put my flashers on for him to pass me - instead he pulls me over, asks me if there's a problem and I'm like (are you blind you idiot?) uhh, I have a flat (driver rear tire). SO, butthead says "oh good luck with that" and gets into his car and drives off.

LOL

I got stopped Tday eve....62 in a 55....Im lik wWTF??

So..he moseys on over...balh blah....gives me a warning for the speeding but writes me a tciket because I havent changed over my address yet.



Fucker....

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Sugarplum...You're beautiful. That is all.

 

[Carmen]

Sugarplum...You're beautiful. That is all.

awww, thank you!


shadow: did you blow him?

 

[DIVISION]

Obviously, you are also a "Non Shaker" ..

^^^Real Talk.......

RaptorMan reppin' the shakerz......




DIV

 

[ChefWide]

shadow: did you blow him?

 

[Robert Jan]

I found out its a different world for Hot chics (kind of like the SNL Eddie Murphy skit about the dif between black and whites)

After yrs of working out and working to get $. I finally got a really hot chick. She was pulled over atleast 20 times when I was with her. I swear she intentionally did it for the attention. Especially, after tanning. She would take her thong off after tanning bc it was sweaty. (I like the thong tan line) Then, she would put it on her console and drive like hell. she got pulled over atleast 3 times and would Whoops have to move her thong when officer asked for registration. She had atleast 5 cops call and say " I'm not supposed to look up your info and call you, but .....

She would goto a store and buy something big and some guy would clock out and drive 20 miles to carry it in for her. ???

When buying something she would always talk to a male and hint about discounts. She always got employee discount or something.

Shit. Everytime she said somthing guys would laugh or be totally interested. I was like WTF thats not even funny.

So, I'm back to the chubby chicks, less attractive girls, or girls with low self esteem.

Its not very honest and it sucks when they work on intentionally, but a 7"0 350 lbs muscleman would probably get a lot of breaks too. not because people actually fear he'll hurt them but just by instinct.

 

[Lumberg]

i seem to give off that goofy "i don't know what i'm doing" vibe, cause people seem to want to help me.

God I hate people who do that. I like people who are intelligent, yet able to admit their lack of knowledge in a mature way, not the "dumb hottie" way or the "goofy don't know what I'm doing" way. It makes me feel obligated to help them, like they're begging for help, when all they have to do is ask straight up. Nothing wrong with one capable individual helping another one. No need to play the sympathy card.

That said i got nothing against ya sugarplum.

 

[Carmen]

God I hate people who do that. I like people who are intelligent, yet able to admit their lack of knowledge in a mature way, not the "dumb hottie" way or the "goofy don't know what I'm doing" way. It makes me feel obligated to help them, like they're begging for help, when all they have to do is ask straight up. Nothing wrong with one capable individual helping another one. No need to play the sympathy card.

That said i got nothing against ya sugarplum.

no, you don't seem to understand.
I'm not giving off the "i'm a dumb hottie" vibe.
I'm giving off the "I'm intelligent and freely able to admit i'm also a dummy" vibe.
Its not like i WANT to be a dummy.
for example- i have a HORRENDOUS sense of direction. i don't know why, but i get lost constantly. Its not a lack of intelligence- in fact, i'm often lost in thought as i'm driving, then realize i don't know what state i'm in.
I've asked people for directions and i guess they can see my eyes glaze over, cause i've had people offer to have me follow them.
and seriously- if you saw me in person you'd know- i don't give off the "i'm a hottie vibe" at all.

 

[Smurfy]

I found out its a different world for Hot chics (kind of like the SNL Eddie Murphy skit about the dif between black and whites)

After yrs of working out and working to get $. I finally got a really hot chick. She was pulled over atleast 20 times when I was with her. I swear she intentionally did it for the attention. Especially, after tanning. She would take her thong off after tanning bc it was sweaty. (I like the thong tan line) Then, she would put it on her console and drive like hell. she got pulled over atleast 3 times and would Whoops have to move her thong when officer asked for registration. She had atleast 5 cops call and say " I'm not supposed to look up your info and call you, but .....

She would goto a store and buy something big and some guy would clock out and drive 20 miles to carry it in for her. ???

When buying something she would always talk to a male and hint about discounts. She always got employee discount or something.

Shit. Everytime she said somthing guys would laugh or be totally interested. I was like WTF thats not even funny.

So, I'm back to the chubby chicks, less attractive girls, or girls with low self esteem.

see that type of behavior is a disgrace to the female population. this is why i cant stand most women.

 

[Carmen]

see that type of behavior is a disgrace to the female population. this is why i cant stand most women.

i just dislike people in general. lol.
but yeah- anyone, man or woman, that tries to get all they can from being hot is pretty lame. one day the hotness will be gone.

 

[Robert Jan]

i just dislike people in general. lol.
but yeah- anyone, man or woman, that tries to get all they can from being hot is pretty lame. one day the hotness will be gone.

doesnt the fact it will be gone only mean you should take all you can now

I agree with the statement but not with the foundation

 

[Sean Scott]

consider yourself lucky..

 

[Carmen]

doesnt the fact it will be gone only mean you should take all you can now

I agree with the statement but not with the foundation

i understand your logic, but imagine the frustration you'd feel if you got by in life based on your looks and as they faded, you continuously stopped getting what you wanted.
I admit that i have tried to charm my way into getting things- a seat in a restaurant or some help, but charming someone should be a lifelong trait- my grandfather still charms every waitress he meets. its an endearing quality. playing a sex kitten who might give you some action if you help her is just wrong.

 

[Lumberg]

Sugarplum, the goofy "i don't know what i'm doing" vibe is different from the "I'm intelligent and freely able to admit i'm also a dummy" vibe. I never accused you of using the "dumb hottie" vibe.

Make up your mind. Are you "goofy" or "intelligent?"

Again not being judgemental. I am of the attitude that one should use every possible advantage to accomplish what one wants to accomplish. I just don't play along with those people that use certan methods. Most people do in fact play along, and so I can't condemn the use of those methods. I have a hot girlfriend and if she can use her hotness to get us something (like free delivery of a washing machine) I'm all for it. But I bet the guy who clocked out is gonna be pissed when he shows up and there I am watching football in my boxers! Oh well it's too late now he's already here!

On the flip side women sometimes get taken advantage of due to their ignorance. One good example would be in the car repair field. Which is why I always try to be the one that communicates with the mechanics on matters of her car. If we split it up so that she usually does the large appliance shopping and I usually take care of the car repair, great. We're a team and we leverage each others' respective strengths.

 

[Dial_tone]

I don't drive fast because I'm just too cheap to pay for the ticket. I've had two tickets in my life; both on the same street within 100 yards of each about 18 months apart.

 

[Robert Jan]

i just dislike people in general. lol.
but yeah- anyone, man or woman, that tries to get all they can from being hot is pretty lame. one day the hotness will be gone.

doesnt the fact it will be gone only mean you should take all you can now

I agree with the statement but not with the foundation

 

[Carmen]

Make up your mind. Are you "goofy" or "intelligent?".

both.
i'd like to think i'm an intelligent woman who doesn't take herself, or life, overly seriously.
as i said, i get lost constantly and i have the worst memory that often inhibits me, but i'd still like to consider myself to be smart.
there have been plenty of times when being a female and having some sales guy want to bend over backwards to do something for me is beyond my control, and i'd be an idiot to say "no no.. i don't want the discount or free delivery, etc."
i just wouldn't touch the guys arm and give a "poor me" look and say "how am i gonna get that big thing from the store to my house?" in the hopes that he'll offer to have it delivered. If i smile and act like my normal, happy self and he offers... great.
I get my coffee for free almost every morning. maybe its cause i'm female, maybe its cause i smile at the deli owner every day, but i don't pretend to be anything i'm not. and i don't turn down free coffee.

 

[ChefWide]

both.
i'd like to think i'm an intelligent woman who doesn't take herself, or life, overly seriously.
as i said, i get lost constantly and i have the worst memory that often inhibits me, but i'd still like to consider myself to be smart.
there have been plenty of times when being a female and having some sales guy want to bend over backwards to do something for me is beyond my control, and i'd be an idiot to say "no no.. i don't want the discount or free delivery, etc."
i just wouldn't touch the guys arm and give a "poor me" look and say "how am i gonna get that big thing from the store to my house?" in the hopes that he'll offer to have it delivered. If i smile and act like my normal, happy self and he offers... great.
I get my coffee for free almost every morning. maybe its cause i'm female, maybe its cause i smile at the deli owner every day, but i don't pretend to be anything i'm not. and i don't turn down free coffee.

I thought you got the free coffee because of the "she wants to brush his teeth" handsignal.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

i would love to be a cop and write tickets to all the chicks that you just know constantly get away with tickets.

i'd let all the ugly girls go with a warning and try to make them feel like i let them go because they were really a good person and made a small mistake. brighten their day up big time and make them feel wanted.


nah, i'd write tickets for everyone constantly. i'd be the Nazi of motor vehicle code in my district. i'd file petitions to the state to allow me to issue tickets for "driving under the influence of stupidity" that came along with manditory license suspensions. too many idiots on the road.

 

[Carmen]

i'd let all the ugly girls go with a warning and try to make them feel like i let them go because they were really a good person and made a small mistake. brighten their day up big time and make them feel wanted.

.

i bet you would too. thats very cool of you actually.

 

[wnt2bBeast]

Sugarplum, the goofy "i don't know what i'm doing" vibe is different from the "I'm intelligent and freely able to admit i'm also a dummy" vibe. I never accused you of using the "dumb hottie" vibe.

Make up your mind. Are you "goofy" or "intelligent?"

Again not being judgemental. I am of the attitude that one should use every possible advantage to accomplish what one wants to accomplish. I just don't play along with those people that use certan methods. Most people do in fact play along, and so I can't condemn the use of those methods. I have a hot girlfriend and if she can use her hotness to get us something (like free delivery of a washing machine) I'm all for it. But I bet the guy who clocked out is gonna be pissed when he shows up and there I am watching football in my boxers! Oh well it's too late now he's already here!

On the flip side women sometimes get taken advantage of due to their ignorance. One good example would be in the car repair field. Which is why I always try to be the one that communicates with the mechanics on matters of her car. If we split it up so that she usually does the large appliance shopping and I usually take care of the car repair, great. We're a team and we leverage each others' respective strengths.

umm if you put your tail between your legs like your avi im sure you can find a few cops that would let you off the hook if you used the dumb hottie vibe

 

[Buddy_Christ]

i bet you would too. thats very cool of you actually.

i MIGHT. it depends on what happened when i pulled them over. you KNOW when you're dealing with a woman that has gotten away with multiple tickets before. i've been in the car when it happens. the behavior they display is so fucking blatent that i'm ready to tell the cop how many other tickets the woman has gotten away with so she DOES get one.

i've gotten out of 2 tickets and managed to talk almost all of them down to a lesser violation on the spot. how? by being up front, honest, and treating the officer with respect. i try to make idle chit-chat with them so they know i'm not bitter towards them for pulling me over. i don't make excuses for what i did, i show my remorse, and i thank them for pulling me over to correct me. almost every time i've been pulled over i've done that and when they did come back to the car with the ticket, i hear "i was going to write you a ticket for this, but i'm going to reduce it down to this lesser charge, sound ok to you?"

hasn't gotten me out of trouble every time i've been pulled over, but it sure has saved me a lot of money on car insurance and fines because i always got no-point tickets.

 

[Carmen]

i MIGHT. it depends on what happened when i pulled them over. you KNOW when you're dealing with a woman that has gotten away with multiple tickets before. i've been in the car when it happens. the behavior they display is so fucking blatent that i'm ready to tell the cop how many other tickets the woman has gotten away with so she DOES get one.

i've gotten out of 2 tickets and managed to talk almost all of them down to a lesser violation on the spot. how? by being up front, honest, and treating the officer with respect. i try to make idle chit-chat with them so they know i'm not bitter towards them for pulling me over. i don't make excuses for what i did, i show my remorse, and i thank them for pulling me over to correct me. almost every time i've been pulled over i've done that and when they did come back to the car with the ticket, i hear "i was going to write you a ticket for this, but i'm going to reduce it down to this lesser charge, sound ok to you?"

hasn't gotten me out of trouble every time i've been pulled over, but it sure has saved me a lot of money on car insurance and fines because i always got no-point tickets.

thats exactly what you should do.
I've never gotten a ticket, ever.
and no, its not from being 'hot'.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

thats exactly what you should do.
I've never gotten a ticket, ever.
and no, its not from being 'hot'.

i think you're missing my point though.....

you have breasts and a vagina, thus the same thing that gets a ticket reduced for me lets you drive away with no ticket.