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I got offered to be an escort last night...

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Some guy saw my pics on a chat forum and wants to hire me to screw women for 100-150 dollars an hour, or just escort them to social functions for 50 dollars an hour....I've always wondered what it would be like to be a gigilo ... I'm not going to do it but damn it is REALLY tempting, I mean since I'm a college student I could work about 5 hours a week, most of it being having sex, and make more money than I would working 60 hours at GNC.
 
We already talked about that, at first he wanted me for men and women but I asked if I could do it with just women and he said that would be fine... lol I've gotten some weird job offers lately. The lady in charge of the moving company who moved my furniture is also in forensics and wants to h ire me to clean up crime scenes (not remove bodies) for 45 dollars an hour. I'm not sure which is worse.
 
I'm thinking that the dick for hire would be worse than a bloody crime scene...

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE TYPE OF WOMEN WHO HIRE MEN FOR SEX? Christ, you better buy some viagra and have the ability to imagine a Brooke Burke under ya for those Roseanne Barr types!
 
goddamn... DO IT!! You would have some DAMN interesting posts!!!
 
Yea that's true vixenbabe..I'd prefer it if I could just do social function stuff...he said they mainly get business women from out of town wanting a quick lay and women not getting loving at home needing a quick no strings attached lay.....perhaps I can choose whether I sleep with them or not, I think they have to offer the money to me personally for that part.
 
Go ahead and do it..... you can always back out if you don't like the situation..... it's not like you're gonna get rapped.

Life is too short. You'll be wondering for the rest of your life what it would have been like :D
 
Yeah, you'd be fucking old ugly bitches too, if this guy is even serious. Take more pride in yourself than that, my man.
 
fuck it man, go for it. if you dont like it, then stop.

as for cleaning up crime scenes, no way in hell would i do that shit.
 
Ok..You're trying to give your on line mom a heart attack, right?lol

I can see it now.....Drop dead sexy 6 foot blonde with DD's looking for some one night lovin. Frack is allllll ready to service.The drawers are dropped and Frack is shitting his pants cuz 'Da big, sexy bitch is a tranny and makes you his bitch. Yep, it's alllll in the selection process I guess....

Talk about shock value......


;)
 
consider it a compliment, dude!!

with the ever increasing nunber of females in the work force, the demand for male escorts will only be increasing in the future.

where else can u make that kind of bucks to dress cool, smile and be charming and have ladies lust after you???

sounds like a great way to get an ego rush AND make some easy money!!

the boinking part is up to you, a one shot, no strings attached quickie, and being paid for it, is the secret fantasy of every guy!!!! :p

if i looked like you or cornhlio or big buck or SAF, i'd give it a shot!!!!!
 
And there's no way you could be an escort without fucking. The prostitution part is just an implied and accepted part of the job.
 
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I'm sure I don't have to tell you this - this is the internet, the guy is most likely full of shit. He probably just wants to get to meet you so he can fuck you.

But, yeah Frackal, go ahead and do it!
 
Frackal said:
since I'm a college student I could work about 5 hours a week, most of it being having sex, and make more money than I would working 60 hours at GNC.
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Actually...you could send all the fat pigs to GNC for dexatrim tabs and make even more cash...
 
Bullit said:
goddamn... DO IT!! You would have some DAMN interesting posts!!!
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Oh, I agree:
How long does it take to heal a herpes blister?
Can anyone recommend a good bail bondsman?
What's the incubation period before an aids test?

Rent the movie American Gigolo. It doesn't end well.
 
If you're going to do the social functions could you do me a favor and urinate one time in your suit and then pick up the chick. I'd like to hear that story.
 
I had a friend that was doing this escorting for women. Now he has a meth problem and he primarily does gay escorting. Once called me in the Lincoln Tunnel and told me he was going to get paid $250 to go piss on someone. He calls it body worship...I call it gay for pay.
 
Yea you guys make some good points...I'm already really picky about girls so it would be hard to go from this to fucking nasty fat chicks...damn it, 150 bucks an hour is really good though...this is one of those things with serious pros and serious cons... Hmmm...I wonder if he was full of shit... I guess the risk really isnt worth it, I never thought about trannies, perverts, hell probably some crazy S&M chicks too.... I guess I'll pass on it. And the 600 dollars a week :bawling:
 
Frackal said:
Some guy saw my pics on a chat forum and wants to hire me to screw women for 100-150 dollars an hour, or just escort them to social functions for 50 dollars an hour....I've always wondered what it would be like to be a gigilo ... I'm not going to do it but damn it is REALLY tempting, I mean since I'm a college student I could work about 5 hours a week, most of it being having sex, and make more money than I would working 60 hours at GNC.
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A few things to remember about prostitution. Since she will be paying she will demand pretty much what she wants. This includes -

- eating pussy that is NOT CLEAN and NOT SHAVED.
- if they have some weird, kinky fetish you will have to supply - gold shower, scat, you name it...
- Safety first - make sure there isn't another guy there who wants some for free. Carry a weapon and a whistle and make sure someone else knows where you are and what you're doing. If you don't call in to confirm it went ok they can call the cops.

A word of warning, I knew a girl who got into that game at 16. Sad story. But anyway, MOST of the clients she had were paying for her services because they wanted to purchase another human being to beat, humiliate, degrade and illtreat and abuse at will. And they usually didn't discuss their "special needs" with her prior to the job.

Be CAREFUL.
 
Good call Frack. You don't seem like one for which money is a primary motivator, anyway. Cash is a lot easier to come by than self-respect.
 
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circusgirl said:


A few things to remember about prostitution. Since she will be paying she will demand pretty much what she wants. This includes -

- eating pussy that is NOT CLEAN and NOT SHAVED.
- if they have some weird, kinky fetish you will have to supply - gold shower, scat, you name it...
- Safety first - make sure there isn't another guy there who wants some for free. Carry a weapon and a whistle and make sure someone else knows where you are and what you're doing. If you don't call in to confirm it went ok they can call the cops.

A word of warning, I knew a girl who got into that game at 16. Sad story. But anyway, MOST of the clients she had were paying for her services because they wanted to purchase another human being to beat, humiliate, degrade and illtreat and abuse at will. And they usually didn't discuss their "special needs" with her prior to the job.

Be CAREFUL.
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Fuck it. lol.... you took all the fun out of it circus girl...I was thinking I'd be banging at least decent looking business women...

Cas...no money isnt a huge thing for me, what I value most is my freetime and this would give me alot of it...

Mackavelli....honestly I would piss on a guy for 250 bucks as long as that's all it is lol...I'd be LMAO the whole time but I'd do it.
 
Now just to show you guys something on the flip side of the coin.........

There is an agency here in FTL (and I know of one in ATL - not sure if it is still in business) but they hire straight men to be escorts for lesbian women. There will be NO sex and they make that clear up front. Some of the lesbians just need a male companion to show up at work functions, event openings, etc..

The men make a couple hundred per night for just showing up and looking good. Masculine gay guys make a killing in this field.

But be warned... you must have a clean background as these are normally very powerful positions these women are in, you must be single and have no children, never appeared on television before. In addition to the cash payments for this, these women often pull a lot of strings for you in your career field with their connections.
 
Frack, get a grip on reality. I've talked to both Hiedi Fliess and Sidney Biddle Barrows about this in the past. THERE IS NO MARKET FOR WOMEN BUYING MEN FOR SEX. In all the years Sidney was a madam she only had two women ever call about it. Heidi never had even one.

The only market for male escourts is for gay sex. If you want to suck dick and take it in the hooie for $100 bucks an hour... that's one thing. But don't fool yourself that that isn't the guy's game plan.
 
BTW, I haven't read this whole thread, but has there been any jokes about homosexual escort services? please don't tell me that I'm the only one who thought that.
 
Really SofaGeorge? Oh well....I'll just take it as a compliment I guess...Anal Assplorer's deal sounds great though.
 
The Nature Boy said:
BTW, I haven't read this whole thread, but has there been any jokes about homosexual escort services? please don't tell me that I'm the only one who thought that.
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Yeah, I didn't read it either but it better be rife with gay jokes.

Someday people will learn that the only people who pay men for sex is other men. Or fat chicks.

But hey, it's still a compliment.
 
Well sorry I'm only 20 and I didnt know. Can I still use the "I'm too young and innocent" excuse? It sounded so much better when I was 19. Also nature boy has gay on the brain it seems.
 
Frackal said:
Well sorry I'm only 20 and I didnt know. Can I still use the "I'm too young and innocent" excuse? It sounded so much better when I was 19. Also nature boy has gay on the brain it seems.
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It may very well be a legit offer. Just expect to get a fair share of male clientelle.

Hey, it's still a compliment.
 
Frackal said:
Well sorry I'm only 20 and I didnt know. Can I still use the "I'm too young and innocent" excuse? It sounded so much better when I was 19. Also nature boy has gay on the brain it seems.
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If you're going to bust on me, please dedicate an entire post to it, not just some comment at the end of a statement. thank you.
 
No joke. I know of an escort service that does this. But you can rule out getting head or sex. And of course you may have to show up with a chic that looks like Janet Reno.
 
Frackal, why are you always on here bragging about your arms, how big you are, how all the chicks want you... you are full of shit.
Get some real self esteem and you would not need to come up with this shit.
 
Hey Frack,

I was offered to do it about 3 months ago by a girl i met at a club. She's a high class escort and her clients are mainly up market execs. and couples. She wanted me to do couples work with her, because alot of her clients ask her for that. She said my great body and warm persona would be very popular. The money sounded pretty good. She charged A$300 per hour for herself.

she said she could also get me singles work. The problem is, if i'm not attracted, i just can't perform, no matter how much money someone throws at me. For a girl, it's easily faked, but for a guy your cock either gets hard or not.

I'm still thinking about it.
 
SofaGeorge said:
Frack, get a grip on reality. I've talked to both Hiedi Fliess and Sidney Biddle Barrows about this in the past. THERE IS NO MARKET FOR WOMEN BUYING MEN FOR SEX. In all the years Sidney was a madam she only had two women ever call about it. Heidi never had even one.

The only market for male escourts is for gay sex. If you want to suck dick and take it in the hooie for $100 bucks an hour... that's one thing. But don't fool yourself that that isn't the guy's game plan.
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You know Heidi too?
 
MP5 said:
Frackal, why are you always on here bragging about your arms, how big you are, how all the chicks want you... you are full of shit.
Get some real self esteem and you would not need to come up with this shit.
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dude your small
 
Wise man once said: "Hot chicks don't need to pay for sex."

Use your best logic skills to decipher this old expression and make the right decision. =)

-Warik
 
only if u need the money seriously. tooo mcuh danger. what if some chick hubby comes after u with a sawn off. not to mention the implied sex.....do u hve to sign a contract or is it freelance????
 
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High Intensity, keep telling yourself you are straight.

You are a fucking joke, look at that photo you post of yourself, ever hit the gym? What do you model, boy's underwear?
 
MP5 said:
Frackal, why are you always on here bragging about your arms, how big you are, how all the chicks want you... you are full of shit.
Get some real self esteem and you would not need to come up with this shit.
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Hmmm.... you are always on here bitching at everyone else, get a life and then you needn't be so concerned with mine. I posted when I reached the 17 inch arm mark, not sure what I posted about girls, this escort thing is true and not even all that impressive but it is funny enough to post about..if you actually think I am lying about this than I'm amused but I don't know what to tell you...you really come off as bitter man, if your life sucks right now I understand but it ain't my fault...Anyway I am lightly narcissistic I suppose but I am not really interested in your opinions.

Vinyl..so she wanted you to do gay work too? At first I think the guy wanted me to just do gay shit because his first question is would I take money for guys to give me head lol ...then when he explained that he was working with an escort service I asked him if I could just do girls only... But like I said in my first post I'm not going to do it, but it was fun to post about, if for nothing else than to irritate MP5 again.
 
slightly narcissistic? ummmm...slightly?

Frackal, i remember you posting on here 2 years ago asking for opinions about smoking weed while you play video games when you were a pimply faced geek.
 
Frackal,

NO, no gay work, just all heterosexual couples, husband and wife, girlfriend and boyfriend and so on. She offered to line me up some one on one work with females as well if i wanted to do it on my own, outside the couples work i did with her.

But as i say, i find it very difficult to 'fake' it if i'm not attracted to a woman, and didn't want to jeopardise any of her clients by not going through with it if i met them and wasn't attracted.

She keeps asking whenever i see her, but so far i'm holding off. The curiosity may get the better of me one day though:D
 
Tell him to contact you if he has any female clients who need an
escort for dinner, or business party or whatever. Tell him you're
not interested in sex, that way you get no fat hogs, or fags.
 
MP5 said:
High Intensity, keep telling yourself you are straight.

You are a fucking joke, look at that photo you post of yourself, ever hit the gym? What do you model, boy's underwear?
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stop acting like the mother fuckin man you arnt' dick. your what 10-12 pounds heavier then me and 3 inches taller. Funny how your the first person to say anything neg., about my pic, speaking about pics lets see yours homeboy.

oh right

call me when you hit 7 percent bf,

night sweetheart
 
MP5 if you're going to insult me, at least be specific. Around Jan-Feb of 2001 when my back was still all fucked up, I was extremely depressed and in a lot of pain, so I posted on this board a question about EATING marijuana, not smoking it. I have not ingested pot, alcohol or anything like it for about 3 years, I challenge you to find a post on it otherwise if it matters this much to you... Pimply faced geek? Well like all teenagers I had some acne, it got worse unfortunately around the same time my lumbar was still torn, probably from the stress I suppose.... A geek though?

No I dont think so, you may think so but I think you're a geek right now so you can probably relate to how little you or I know about each other.

Anyway man I rememebr you posting about some chick coming up and telling you your face was the most beautiful she ever saw or some shit so what's the difference? hmmm?
 
MP5 said:
keep telling yourself you are straight.
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read why I came to chat in the first place "duke" my whole gf of 3 plus years fiasco.

Your whole demenor is another pathetic male who has self hate and takes it out on the world. You kill animals unfairly, you spew hate of other racises and can't understand how 2 young bucks like frack and I will wipe the floor with your sorry ass in this sport.
 
Frackal, refresh your mind, if you recall i said that chick that said that was wasted out of her mind at the bar and ugly. That was not bragging.
 
lol - wasn't talking to you - don't get me wrong, you are beautiful too.

the power just went out here - you probably have something to do with that too. bastard.
 
HappyScrappy said:
lol - wasn't talking to you - don't get me wrong, you are beautiful too.

the power just went out here - you probably have something to do with that too. bastard.
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do you think I am pretty hap, *blushes*. (notice how I said hap, like were close friends from back in the day)
 
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