I got karma from EF Sam

[Nathan]

I think this is gonna be the start of a wonderful relationship. Either that, or I'm on my way out. Well, whatever. Either way I'm as happy as a pig in a blanket, provided said blanket is not made of wool. I don't care for wool what with the chafing and the itching and all. Right.
Also, moreover, and furthermore, I think the phrase "lightning rod" is really very phallic in its very nature. Imagine a phallus made of lightning. That would be sweet. Not only would ejaculation be like a lightning storm, but also you wouldn't have to manually give the chicks third degree burns with a lighter to get them to scream during sex since your "lightning rod" would already do the trick for you.

 

[bwood]

i like cheerios...

they never make me cheerful though...

i once ate dog food, but i still couldnt
understand what my dog was saying...

my fish hates me...he swims to the
bottom of his tank and hides in the
roots of his plant and refuses to eat
pizza out of my hand...

sometimes...my farts have no smell at all...

why is my body more efficient at making
toe jam than anything else???

i piss in the sink, i dont know why...

life is kooky...

 

[Nathan]

I got karma from EF Sam too... it read:

"leancuisine, thanks for your supportive input!"

Okay, I'm feeling less and less special all the time. This sucks a horse's nads. What's up Sam? From now on, if anyone is giving me karma, I want them to be giving karma to me exclusively. I do NOT like to share. Obviously, what this implies for the rest of you is nothing short of devastation. I think we can all see the direction in which this is going to go. I will get all the karma, the rest of you will get precisely none. Now, I know what you're thinking: "But, Nathan's a god, and we love him, isn't there anything else we can do to make him happy?" The answer is quite simply yes, yes you can. You can always send me money and hot naked women. Just have the money delivered BY the hot naked women and that way you'll be killing two birds with one stone. This is gonna work out spectacularly.

 

[Big Johnson]

Did someone say karma?

 

[gaywad]

id give u all karma but mine is grey.

 

[Nathan]

EF Sam so totally gave me karma for this thread too. I like that guy. He's A-okay in my book.

 

[bwood]

EF Sam so totally gave me karma for this thread too. I like that guy. He's A-okay in my book.

me too, me too...

mine said, "i gave that annoying faggot
nathan some karma too because he promised
to quit sending me naked pics of him and
his boyfriend, Mandingo."

the horror...

 

[AustinTX]

Well, I guess if you're the "Administrator" you DON'T have to spread it around.