DT Rule #1
Prior to divulging AAS usage to spousal unit, obtain photographic evidence of said spousal unit engaging in deviant sexual activity. Should spousal unit exercise her option to vacate the relationship and make family, friends, authorities aware of potentially illegal activies TELL THAT BITCH SHE'LL BE ALL OVER THE INTERNET DOIN HER BEST PARIS HILTON IS A WHORE IMITATION WITH THE QUICKNESS IF SHE DON'T KEEP HER PIEHOLE SHUT!
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