I finally got some action this weekend!

[alien amp pharm]

Allow me to give the details.

So I went to Atlanta for the SEC Championship game. Afterwards we rode the subway. This was my first time ever on one.

Well the train we were in was absolutely packed full of people. There was a MILF beside me. The train made an almost sudden stop and she bumped into me. Her hand touched my crotch and my arm went into her boobies!

Thanks for listening.

 

[jerkbox]

did you share a cigarette afterwards?

 

[Evil_Frisky]

Allow me to give the details.

So I went to Atlanta for the SEC Championship game. Afterwards we rode the subway. This was my first time ever on one.

Well the train we were in was absolutely packed full of people. There was a MILF beside me. The train made an almost sudden stop and she bumped into me. Her hand touched my crotch and my arm went into her boobies!

Thanks for listening.

Your so romantic..

 

[Kroliczek]

Well the train we were in was absolutely packed full of people. There was a MILF beside me. The train made an almost sudden stop and she bumped into me. Her hand touched my crotch and my arm went into her boobies!

LOL. Are you sure you're not 20?

 

[alien amp pharm]

did you share a cigarette afterwards?

Well no, but having a MILF come onto me did boost my self-esteem.

Later on at the club I managed to get within talking distance of some hotties.

It feels good to be back atop my A game.

Shout out to all my fellow playaz.

 

[The Shadow]

Play on Playa

 

[alien amp pharm]

LOL. Are you sure you're not 20?

Last time I measured only 3.

but 20 sure would be nice!

 

[Kroliczek]

Last time I measured only 3.

but 20 sure would be nice!

3? 3 what? (In my mostest ditziest voice) "I don't get it??!!"

 

[the nature boy]

count that as a lay dude.

 

[Kroliczek]

count that as a lay dude.

Hey you!!! Crazy rabbit guy!

 

[EnderJE]

Hey you!!! Crazy rabbit guy!

War of the bunnies...

 

[Kroliczek]

War of the bunnies...

Nah...rabbits are always friends anyway.

Did you know that rabbits are fully sexually capable when they are only 1 month old??

 

[jerkbox]

Nah...rabbits are always friends anyway.

Did you know that rabbits are fully sexually capable when they are only 1 month old??

dude, i think she's coming on to you

 

[the nature boy]

Hey you!!! Crazy rabbit guy!

Hey crazy rabbit girl!

 

[EnderJE]

dude, i think she's coming on to you

Little does she know that I eat rabbits. Tasty.

 

[jaded]

 

[TC2]

Allow me to give the details.

So I went to Atlanta for the SEC Championship game. Afterwards we rode the subway. This was my first time ever on one.

Well the train we were in was absolutely packed full of people. There was a MILF beside me. The train made an almost sudden stop and she bumped into me. Her hand touched my crotch and my arm went into her boobies!

Thanks for listening.

For those that don't know Alien,

MILF= Man I'd Like To Fuck.

 

[slickdadd]

Damn, did you use protection bro?

 

[Kroliczek]

Hey crazy rabbit girl!

lol. You're a fag too.

Do you know that rabbits are actually gay? I saw 2 male rabbits trying to do it one time at the zoo....

 

[hardrock]

Congrats bro! Nothin like that first notch!

 

[chewyxrage]

You should have gave her the shocker

 

[EnderJE]

You should have gave her the shocker

What page of the Kama Sutra is that on? Next to the tossed salad and dirty sanchez?

 

[chewyxrage]

What page of the Kama Sutra is that on? Next to the tossed salad and dirty sanchez?

and the loogie fake-out

 

[slickdadd]

and the loogie fake-out

I believe that is called the Houdini.

 

[the nature boy]

I believe that is called the Houdini.

LOL. That's a good one.

 

[chewyxrage]

I believe that is called the Houdini.

Well you knew what it meant so it must be called the loogie fake-out as well

 

[pitbullstl]

What page of the Kama Sutra is that on? Next to the tossed salad and dirty sanchez?

Right under the Dirty Sanchez, but way before the Hot Carl.

 

[gonelifting]

I call BS on the crotch touching. Maybe a graze, but a touch... NO WAY!

I believe you grabbed her tit though.

 

[hardrock]

What page of the Kama Sutra is that on? Next to the tossed salad and dirty sanchez?

Don't forget the Chili Dog.

 

[alien amp pharm]

I call BS on the crotch touching. Maybe a graze, but a touch... NO WAY!

I believe you grabbed her tit though.

It's true my man!

Twas a touch as she was bracing herself. Not intentional from her end, but still I count it as a score!

and it was my elbow that grazed her boobies.....my hands were too busy trying to force her hand to stay on my chubby.

 

[jackangel]

some japanese men would consider that a long-term relationship.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

It's true my man!

Twas a touch as she was bracing herself. Not intentional from her end, but still I count it as a score!

and it was my elbow that grazed her boobies.....my hands were too busy trying to force her hand to stay on my chubby.

OMFG.. you didn't just call it a 'CHUBBY'

 

[Kroliczek]

OMFG.. you didn't just call it a 'CHUBBY'

c'mon frisk...I think it's super cute!

 

[Evil_Frisky]

c'mon frisk...I think it's super cute!

You mean you've seen it ?

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Good job!

 

[Kroliczek]

You mean you've seen it ?

LOL. Nice edit there. I have not had the pleasure!

Is this giving you a chubby baby?

 

[Evil_Frisky]

LOL. Nice edit there. I have not had the pleasure!

Is this giving you a chubby baby?

I'm gonna go check.. BRB

 

[The Shadow]

^^LOl@ the Freak

 

[Evil_Frisky]

^^LOl@ the Freak

 

[alien amp pharm]

Hahaha

Shadow rulez



now I can see why they won't make me a mod Can you imagine the power !?!

 

[Evil_Frisky]

Hahaha

Shadow rulez



now I can see why they won't make me a mod Can you imagine the power !?!

If your thinking Shadow changed our responses... nada.. I REALLY did go check

 

[The Shadow]

Hahaha

Shadow rulez



now I can see why they won't make me a mod Can you imagine the power !?!

...you have no idea