I feel violated man!

[FrankRizzo]

I had a doctor appointment this morning to have bloodwork done and liver values checked as well as a general check up. Everything was fine thank god, except for the fact the Doctor was a woman! I just made an appointment from the list on my insurance company's web site going by the last name of the doctor only. I get in there and SHIT, it's a woman. The first awkward part was dropping them (pants) with my pecker right in her face, then when she told me to turn around and put my elbows on the examination table I almost choked. Never had the old Prostate examined before...... it was OK. What a fucked up experience. I felt like I couldn't even look at her when she was talking afterwards.

Anyone else ever have a woman doctor for these type of examinations?

Were you feeling as awkward as I did?

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

Did you get the digits?

 

[FrankRizzo]

I didn't want to go here, but when Shags asked me if I got the digits I feel I must....

The other bad part was that she basically had a fucking moustache, and was at best a five. Then she was acting a little flirty. She asked me if I had ever taked steroids. I told her, yeah, a few years ago. Wow, am I glad that's over.

 

[LegBreaker]

Damn bro, she had a mustache?? YUCKY!! damn I really feel for you.....

 

[HappyScrappy]

my doc is a woman in her high 30's. she said I didn't need the anal probing, so that was cool, but she still had to give me a hand job for some reason, so that was awkward.

 

[FrankRizzo]

Yeah, I just called an old friend up in NYC to tell him about this. He is from Bensonhurst (sp?), so I'm sure you can deduce his ethnicity, and he told me, "DAMN, I you sure it wasn't my mom?" He's a very light hearted Italian!

 

[plifter]

I had the ol walnut checked by a male doc before. The only problem was that he had a cute little petite female med student working with him that day. She got to witness the hole thing. Obviously I don't care if she sees my dick, but the "A" hole is sacred.

 

[FrankRizzo]

 

[da big thinker]

frank rizzo,

moustache???hmmmm???you sure that you were being poked by a finger???hehehe...food for thought my friend.

 

[velvett]

MEN!

Take note of this - WOMEN go through a similar situation at the GYN (gynecologist) every 6 months or yearly.

You have a PAP smear done by some dickhead old man that most likely hates women anyway.


I'm sorry you felt violated Frank - but my sympathy remains well - limited.