I feel thoroughly embarrased right now

[SoreArms]

I woke up late this morning (as usual) and had to dress in a hurry (as usual).

Well, I just noticed that I had the (white) sleeve of my left back pocket sticking out over my pants, and it folded over the belt and my shirt is tucked in. I must have looked like a douche walking around with that shit like that. Anybody who was at the coffee room or near the microwaves at lunch time must have seen it and none of those fuckers said anything about it. Oh well, I guess it happens.

 

[Dougly]

I'm glad I'm not you (as usual)

 

[alien amp pharm]

They probably didn't say anything in fear of picking on the mentally handicapped.

 

[vixenbabe]

Tis' nothing..I've walked around with part of a skirt tucked up into panty hose before. Thank God I was wearin panties that day....

 

[from zero]

Try walking into the coffee room without pants on at all.

 

[vixenbabe]

I've also walked into the post office with a Charms lollipop stuck to my ass before too. Damn kid leaves stuff layin around all the time!

 

[powerslave]

I've also walked into the post office with a Charms lollipop stuck to my ass before too. Damn kid leaves stuff layin around all the time!

 

[Seashell]

@ this whole thread...

 

[Mr. Black]

The other week at the gym in the middle of my workout I had to go take a piss. Now keep in mind the men's bathroom is usually quite disgusting... Anyways I finished quick and went and finished my training. Just as I was heading back to the change room, some hot girl says "um whats on your foot?", I looked down and there was a 2 ft long chunk of toilet paper stuck to the back of shoe. D'Oh!

 

[vixenbabe]

I always love the guys who wear light colored pants and come outta the shitter with piss stains down the front of 'em.

Do you men ever do a check in the mirror before ya zip up and leave? Geeesh!

 

[SoreArms]

I always love the guys who wear light colored pants and come outta the shitter with piss stains down the front of 'em.

Do you men ever do a check in the mirror before ya zip up and leave? Geeesh!

the infamous "quarter" spot.

I always get a piece of TP and clean the tip of my schlong in order to avoid it.

 

[Mr. Black]

I always love the guys who wear light colored pants and come outta the shitter with piss stains down the front of 'em.QUOTE]

I usually wipe my johnson when I'm done so I don't have that problem.

 

[jerseyart]

Most embarassing college moment happened when a girl invited me up to Massachusetts to escort her to one of her school dances. The whole weekend was a nightmare.

But it's just before the dance, and we're in her dorm, and I need to take a shower and get changed. There was only one large bathroom per floor with showers and all the rest. So she leads me to the shower and goes back to her room to finish getting ready. It never even dawned on me to ask as to why there would be a mens shower in an all girls school. There isn't by the way, as I learned 5 minutes later when something like 20-30 girls all decided to shower and change at the same time. Of course I was the only one who was naked.

My clothes,towl, everything was on the sink, there's no shower curtain, and everybody is taking turns passing by the curtainless shower stall. So I muster up all the dignity I can and walk out buck naked, grab my towl, wrap it around my hair, and walk out of the bathroom

 

[tripleblonde]

lol sa....don't worry bout' it....

in high school, i was wearing these khaki pants and i didn't realize that a black ball point pen had poked out of my back pant and had marked ALL over my ass....i had pen marks all over my butt...it was pretty funny

 

[jerkbox]

i had my underwear on backwards all day once....not quite the same thing i guess, as I was the only one who knew about it

 

[alien amp pharm]

wrap it around my hair, and walk out of the bathroom

LOL, you wraped it around your head instead of your body?
That's hilarious

 

[Lao Tzu]

Most embarassing college moment happened when a girl invited me up to Massachusetts to escort her to one of her school dances. The whole weekend was a nightmare.

But it's just before the dance, and we're in her dorm, and I need to take a shower and get changed. There was only one large bathroom per floor with showers and all the rest. So she leads me to the shower and goes back to her room to finish getting ready. It never even dawned on me to ask as to why there would be a mens shower in an all girls school. There isn't by the way, as I learned 5 minutes later when something like 20-30 girls all decided to shower and change at the same time. Of course I was the only one who was naked.

My clothes,towl, everything was on the sink, there's no shower curtain, and everybody is taking turns passing by the curtainless shower stall. So I muster up all the dignity I can and walk out buck naked, grab my towl, wrap it around my hair, and walk out of the bathroom

Was that intentional on her part?

 

[Bullit]

Couple weeks ago I got dressed in a rush, threw on a golf shirt and headed to work.
At lunch I was fooling with my shirt buttons and realised I couldnt feel them.
Looked down and I had ny fuckin shirt on inside out all morning... that was funny/embarassing shit.

 

[jackangel]

Couple weeks ago I got dressed in a rush, threw on a golf shirt and headed to work.
At lunch I was fooling with my shirt buttons and realised I couldnt feel them.
Looked down and I had ny fuckin shirt on inside out all morning... that was funny/embarassing shit.

shit, i thought this would be a good day for your remedial ass.

anyhow...weak.

 

[jerseyart]

Alien amp, nordstrom,

I'm pretty sure it was intentional. There is no way the whole freaking floor decided to get changed at the same time. I was a real jerk the weekend I met her, much more so than usual, so I wonder if she was trying to teach me a lesson. By the time I got to my towel everybody that was going to look alkready had, so there was no point covering up. No way was I letting anyone bust my chops further by acting like it bothered me. So I played it off as if it was no big beal.

The whole weekend was a nightmare, the only good part was when I left the dance. I drove up like 4 hours to get there, and she was supposed to meet me at a pre arranged spot. She didn't show up for 3 hours. When I left the car to go look for her, I get back and two chicks are making out against my car. WTF! I shout out "Hey!" and I swear one of the girls starts to give me a lecture on lesbianism, she goes off like "You have a problem with two women showing affection in public..." I'm already so pissed over waiting I start cursing " I don't give a f'k what you do, just don't scratch the paint on my car doing it!"

She still doesn't show, but sends her friend to get me with apologies. So her friend asks if I'm hungry, I'm starving, and she takes me to the cafeteria. We get there and they have a comedy show happening. All the way at the other end of the caf, right before the kitchen, a guy is on stage doing his routine. In between there are something like 600-800 girls packing the caf and listening to the show. I was like there is no way I'm going to walk up past that guy while he's doing his routine, it would be suicide. But her friend embarasses me into it."Cmon lets go, it'll be fine, I'll walk with you" Sure enough I get half way up the aisle, the comedian stops his routine, looks at me, and shouts out "Hey did they bring you in here to stud!" The whole caf is cheering, I'm red as a tomato, and now up tempo walking to the back of the caf. He keeps going on but I couldn't hear a word over the screaming. I wouldn't leave the kitchen till everybody was gone