I feel pretty

[HappyScrappy]

I woke up late this morning - I either slept through my alarm, or turned it off in my sleep.
Then after no breakfast and a quick shower, I notice that I'm out of deoderant as I'm tossing on clothes.

So today I'm wearing my girlfriend's deoderant. I smell all girly.

I imagine this is probably how Boach must smell

I wonder if anyone will comment on it? or if I will end up hitting on myself?

 

[beastboy]

Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

 

[saint808]

I

I imagine this is probably how Boach must smell

trust me when i say no he doesn't... just because you are all girly in some aspects doens't mean you smell pretty.

 

[HappyScrappy]

yeah, I think I'm more powder fresh than floral.

sometimes when I feel "not so fresh" I'll drink a couple of those douche things - but not once have they made me feel any better.

 

[WODIN]

You eventually learn to just be a little late HS.

 

[saint808]

yeah, I think I'm more powder fresh than floral.

sometimes when I feel "not so fresh" I'll drink a couple of those douche things - but not once have they made me feel any better.

add rum next time.

 

[Y_lifter]

What WODIE said...

I'd rather be Late, than powder fresh.

 

[HappyScrappy]

What WODIE said...

I'd rather be Late, than powder fresh.

so I should have driven to the store, purchased more deoderant (manly man kind) and then continued on to work to be later than I was?

I think tomorrow I'm just gonna try to use butter instead.

 

[Lumberg]

i once wore a friend's sister's Secret and man that was the best stuff I ever wore. They are not kidding when they say "strong enough for a man." It's stronger than any male deodorant I've ever used.

JC

 

[HappyScrappy]

yeah - I'm pretty sure this stuff is Secret. so far I'm not all sweaty, so I got that going for me, which is nice.

I do find myself humming Modonna's "Secret" as I prance around the office more today than on other days.

Tomorrow maybe I'll wear a dress.

 

[saint808]

yeah - I'm pretty sure this stuff is Secret. so far I'm not all sweaty, so I got that going for me, which is nice.

I do find myself humming Modonna's "Secret" as I prance around the office more today than on other days.

Tomorrow maybe I'll wear a dress.

that's how it starts... next thing you know you will lying about your dress size and telling us you are a size 6.

 

[HappyScrappy]

no way - I already know that I wear a size 13.
at least in skanky mini skirts from "Deb"

my shoe size is 13 too. coincidence? I think not.

 

[Lumberg]

yeah - I'm pretty sure this stuff is Secret. so far I'm not all sweaty, so I got that going for me, which is nice.

I do find myself humming Modonna's "Secret" as I prance around the office more today than on other days.

Tomorrow maybe I'll wear a dress.

Well that is a step up for you. Are you worried about losing your reputaion as the nude coder?

 

[HappyScrappy]

this place has a stricter dress code.
here I actually wear nice things.

whenever I read or hear the phrase "nice things" I just always picture my mom screaming at me "THIS is why we can't have nice things"
which always confused me - I thought the reason we couldn't have nice things was because we were poor, not because I dropped a gallon of milk on the floor.

 

[Zebo]

I was okay with it until he said "prance".......

 

[Y_lifter]

Originally posted by HappyScrappy

so I should have driven to the store, purchased more deoderant (manly man kind) and then continued on to work to be later than I was?

Yes, I have stopped at the Stop n Rob and did the roll on in the car routine in my youth..

How long could that take? 4 Min ?

Being late 45 Min or 49 Min, whats the dif ?

 

[Robert Jan]

if id be out of deo id prolly just wash extra well down there and just go without, rather than just use a girls. also in HS you can pretty much always borrow some from some guy

 

[HappyScrappy]

hmm, there is a high school down the street from where I work here - maybe I should go ask one of them

 

[gymtime]

hmm, there is a high school down the street from where I work here - maybe I should go ask one of them

Just try to stay away from the locker rooms this time. I'm all out of bail money. And if you get caught again, well, I just hope the rumors I hear about the goings on in prison are exaggerated.

 

[HappyScrappy]

seriously though, there is a high school down the road from here.
it is all I can do not to keep saying to people "hey, you know where all the high school chicks hang out?"
I think it is funny, but most everyone else just looks for the nearest phone to call the cops.

it is dangerous on the way home because the girls are out doing their thing for field hockey practice and they wear... very little. so many near wrecks.

the last time I had sex with a high school girl was when I was in high school in '95.

damn laws