I failed to maintain my erection the other night.

[biteme]

I know my girl won't mind if I tell the story so here goes. We went out Saturday night and on the way home, I pulled behind a building because I was very horny. I climbed over on her seat and straddled her, but it was a bucket seat and I couldn't get the right angle to get my Willy in. Finally, it started to get softer, so I tried to use my hand to guide it in. Still no luck and I was getting very frustrated. I threw all the crap out of my glove compartment and found a rubber that had been in there for 8 years. I put in on and still no luck. Just couldn't get the right angle. I gave up and jerked off into the rubber. I was so frustrated, I nearly broke the seat, I mean I was desperately horny because she was so hot. I emptied the contents of the rubber and threw it in a ditch on the way home... The end.

 

[the_clockwork]

repost

 

[the_clockwork]

I know my girl won't mind if I tell the story so here goes. We went out Saturday night and on the way home, I pulled behind a building because I was very horny. I climbed over on her seat and straddled her, but it was a bucket seat and I couldn't get the right angle to get my Willy in. Finally, it started to get softer, so I tried to use my hand to guide it in. Still no luck and I was getting very frustrated. I threw all the crap out of my glove compartment and found a rubber that had been in there for 8 years. I put in on and still no luck. Just couldn't get the right angle. I gave up and jerked off into the rubber. I was so frustrated, I nearly broke the seat, I mean I was desperately horny because she was so hot. I emptied the contents of the rubber and threw it in a ditch on the way home... The end.

fyi some girl is going to find that condom and stuff her vag with your semen and bam!! biteme jr the second!

 

[AAP]

You should have put her in a headlock. I find sexual violence a great aphrodasiac.

 

[biteme]

You should have put her in a headlock. I find sexual violence a great aphrodasiac.

Bro, why do you think I had such a hard time maneuvering to get the right angle? I had no help because I punched her in the jaw and knocked her out first. That really got my juices flowing.. Old people can't get off on regular sex anymore.

 

[-SD-]

Bro, why do you think I had such a hard time maneuvering to get the right angle? I had no help because I punched her in the jaw and knocked her out first. That really got my juices flowing.. Old people can't get off on regular sex anymore.

Decapitate and amputate for to make more room to maneuver willy.

 

[digimon7068]

i keep having this problem with mine. . .just when things are starting to get really, really good, the damn thing springs a leak, a this white goo comes out of it and it friggin goes flat. . .then i'm usually overcome by the urge to roll over and fall asleep without cuddling. . .wtf??!!

 

[-SD-]

i keep having this problem with mine. . .just when things are starting to get really, really good, the damn thing springs a leak, a this white goo comes out of it and it friggin goes flat. . .then i'm usually overcome by the urge to roll over and fall asleep without cuddling. . .wtf??!!

call healother for the cuddling duties, problem solved rob.

 

[ghettostudmuffin]

Probably the alchohol making your dick soft.

I can't hardly budge mine if I have more than 2 beers in me.

If in doubt, refrain from the alchy if you want the nanny.

 

[Smurfy]

lmao @ this thead!

 

[Jon79]

u guys talkin about the pu-nanni?

 

[rnch]

a hatchback with a fold down rear seat is a BIG help in these situations.