I don't want to be shy anymore!

[Yellowbomber]

agree with the question, IS this you on the pic?

 

[BloodyMule]

Yeah, I would prescribe the following:

1) Have sex with 3 lesbian models at least twice a week.

2) Take at least 10 dbol tabs a day, 15 before going to a social environment.

3) Have your penis enlarged to about 13 inches limp

4) If you have a bad day, and are feeling down... follow steps 3 then 2 and then call the lesbians and make them go straight!!!!


Mule.

 

[supersizeme]

i would also like to add that denise richards is a total piece of ass.

 

[JohnnyO]

haha NO it's not me in the pic! I wish! I'm a lot fatter than that, I don't have a washboard yet.

 

[Yellowbomber]

I thought oh my GOD wish I could be a chick

 

[freak daddy]

Johnny, just run nude thru traffic, and jack off in the middle of the intersection! That should do the trick!

 

[Rex]

Sambucca helped me when I was on vacation and for some reason now I'm sober and am not as shy as I was before I left.

 

[moe dank]

couple fat lines of crystal meth and you'll be the life of the party! Not advocating drug use but it helps.

 

[JohnnyO]

I never tried meth .. but I'm sure I'll come out my shell then if I did, what's Sambucca?

 

[plifter]

Johnny, I'm sorry about all of those nasty things I said about you. I'm really a closet fag. Can I cuddle with you?