Please Scroll Down to See Forums Below
i dont practise santeria
- Thread starter Yarg!
- Start date
T
the_clockwork
Guest
I'm not commonwealth.. I have this thing...
a penis
a penis
T
the_clockwork
Guest
Yarg! said:thats not what your ex said
ho! i keed i keed
anyways, im outtie. enjoy your monday americans.
and here in america it's practice not practise
P
Phaded
Guest
i wish sublime was still around
JayC9
Well-known member
As blue blooded parasites go she's not a bad egg. The queen Mother was even more down to earth. She helped out during both World Wars, nursing and aiding the Red Cross and shared the same difficulties as the people. Backbone and character, none of this cretinous slinking down nuclear bunkers at the first whiff of trouble.Yarg! said:
H
heatherrae
Guest
Don't give GW any ideas.javaguru said:
Yarg!
Platinum Membership gift from THE BOMB SQUAD!
hey im so grateful for mark morrison. that return of the mack has helped me hook up with 3 girls now on 3 seperate occasions. tonight i met a kind of shy dutch exchange student and her friend. they were prudish but she was cute (tho her friend was not) and didnt really want to dance. however once return of the mack came on she released her inhibitions and let lose. i was giving her pointers like 'its all in your hips! just move with the beat' and encouraging her. we ended up exchanging numbers and now ill see her on thursday. lol get this
i was like 'what do u think of the friend /?" to my buddy. hes like "ok fine ill take it.' so he goes off to buy her a drink. at the bar, the girl im with shows up and i just realized i m out of money and my friend has just orderd a martini. so im like, hey hook me up with the martini. so he reluctantly agrees and gives me the martini so i could BS her and tell her that i bought it. she liked that. my friend then buys another martini for her friend (these things are at 8 bucks a pop) and we go back to the table. the friend is gone!~ shes dancing with my other buddy and theyre grinding and making out on the dance floor. lolol
my other friend had pulled her away wihile we were at the bar because he saw that my girl had a friend with her and being the intuitive friend that he was decided to engage auto pilot and become a voluntary wingman.. at the expense of my martini buying friend. the friend came back to the table and still took the martini so my friend totally got blue balled as well as lose out on 16 dollars. poor dude.. he was pissed.
another friend had invested in a expensive pickup manual at some book store and from reading the reviews , he thought it would change his life. he approached a group of 4 women and his pickup line was
"yo yo yo wudup wudup. how about i dance right here. holla"
the girls just sort of looked at him funny and moved away. the fat one of the group got all mother hen and blocked him from the good looking one (why do they do that anyways- the ugly friends acting on behalf of the group , massively player hating.. jealous hos). it was the worst approach that ive ever seen (tho one of them was smiling at him). moral of the story is : dont invest in any pickup guides from book stores.
i was like 'what do u think of the friend /?" to my buddy. hes like "ok fine ill take it.' so he goes off to buy her a drink. at the bar, the girl im with shows up and i just realized i m out of money and my friend has just orderd a martini. so im like, hey hook me up with the martini. so he reluctantly agrees and gives me the martini so i could BS her and tell her that i bought it. she liked that. my friend then buys another martini for her friend (these things are at 8 bucks a pop) and we go back to the table. the friend is gone!~ shes dancing with my other buddy and theyre grinding and making out on the dance floor. lolol
my other friend had pulled her away wihile we were at the bar because he saw that my girl had a friend with her and being the intuitive friend that he was decided to engage auto pilot and become a voluntary wingman.. at the expense of my martini buying friend. the friend came back to the table and still took the martini so my friend totally got blue balled as well as lose out on 16 dollars. poor dude.. he was pissed.
another friend had invested in a expensive pickup manual at some book store and from reading the reviews , he thought it would change his life. he approached a group of 4 women and his pickup line was
"yo yo yo wudup wudup. how about i dance right here. holla"
the girls just sort of looked at him funny and moved away. the fat one of the group got all mother hen and blocked him from the good looking one (why do they do that anyways- the ugly friends acting on behalf of the group , massively player hating.. jealous hos). it was the worst approach that ive ever seen (tho one of them was smiling at him). moral of the story is : dont invest in any pickup guides from book stores.
H
heatherrae
Guest
Me too. I love "what I got"Phaded said:
G
Gambino
Guest
so this is the day kanadian's bow down before their brit masters?
interesting
interesting
patsfan1379
New member
Yarg! said:
what in the fuck did you just say
seaking420
New member
Me too.............40oz to freedom
She was living in a single room with 2 other individuals, ones was a male and the other was a female. Furthermore I wouldnt be the least bit suprised if all 3 of them habitually smoke marijuana cigarettes................rrrrrrreeefers!
Similar threads
