I don't know what you've been told

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

It ain't the butterfly, it's the Tootsee Roll
A brand new dance SO,
Grab a partner and get on the dance FLO'
And work them hips a lil' bit
Then do that dip a lil' bit
Oh yeah, you got it, now whip, baby, no buts about it
And you over there, with the long hair
Keep rollin' that derriere
'Cause it ain't hard
Just a brand new dance for the 199Quad
69 in the place to be
Hey yo, 'Ski! What we came to see?
Cotton candy, sweetie, go,
Let me see the Tootsee Roll!


hehehehe....ggggrrrrreeeat workout this am..

 

[HappyScrappy]

big legged woman ain't got no soul

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

What the hell, just email me for fucks sake.

sorry...I paged you....but you never called me...I don't give second chances

Bounce, come on bounce, bounce, come on bounceBounce, come on bounce
Seven's always in control, you know what I'm sayin'
Bounce, come on bounce

I slam the door (Boom!)
When I come into the bedroom (Wham! Bam!)
'Cause I'm the King of the castle na na na
Turn me on turn me loose come on, come on
Try to hit it, it's a hassle
Come get some of this, don't forget the innuendo
Play me like Nintendo, never ever let go
Keep it so loud, you'll be hittin' the crescendo
Do Re Mi Fa Sol La Ti Do

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

big legged woman ain't got no soul

try me........lets get rowdy....

 

[HappyScrappy]

hey man - just quoting zeppelin

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

so you calling me chicken legs?....well I weighed in yesterday...I've gained 8 pounds....although its probably all water weight from the creatine and pms.....after being filled with pride from this, I had my "friend" fellow male lifters say..."Really...you looked smaller than before".....ahhh kiss it

 

[Big Buck]

 

[JohnnyO]

Canadian pussys mighty cold.

 

[Gilbyag]

 

[JohnnyO]

I really can't take credit for "I don't know what you've been told .. Canadian pussy's mighty cold" .. is from the South Park Movie .. you can barely hear it in the background during one of the scenes.

 

[Steroid_Virgin]

All right stop, Collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Then I flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop? Yo -- I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle.

 

[Jimsbbc]

someone pass the limp bizkit, please.

 

[Steroid_Virgin]

now i know y’all be lov’in this shit right here
l.i.m.p bizkit is right here
people in the house put them hands in the air
cause if you don’t care,
then we don’t care
1, 2, 3, times two to the six
jonesin’ for your fix
of that limp bizkit mix
so where the fuck you at punk,
shut the fuck up and back the fuck up,
while we fuck this track up
now move in, now move out
hands up or hands down
back up, back up
tell me what ya gonna do
now breathe in, now breathe out
hands up or hands down
back up, back up
tell me what ya gonna do now
keep rollin’, rollin’, rollin’, rollin’

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

wellll....I did it all for the NOOKIE...the Nookie, so you can take that cookie...and.....stick it in a glass of skim milk?
...hey... you wanted the worse...you got the the worst...

 

[moe dank]

I dont know what youve been told

but a green grass hopper has a green ass hole

 

[Hannibal]

Its just one of those days when you don't wanna wake up. Everything is fucked. Everybody sux. You don't really know why but want justify rippin' someone's head off. No human contact and if you interact your life is on contract. Your best bet is to stay away motherfucker.
It's just one of those days!!

its all about the he says she says bullshit. I think you better quit lettin' shit slip or you'll be leavin with a fat lip. Its all about the he says she says bullshit. I think you better quit talkin that shit. (Punk, so come and get it)

its just one of those days feelin' like a freight train.
First one to complain leaves with a blood stain.
Damn right I'm a maniac. You better watch your back cuz I'm fuckin' up your program. And if your stuck up you just lucked up. Next in line to get fucked up. Your best bet is to stay away motherfucker. Its just one of those days!!

I feel like shit. My suggestion is to keep your distance cuz right now im dangerous. We've all felt like shit and been treated like shit. All those motherfuckers that want to step up I hope you know I pack a chain saw.
ill skin your ass raw. And if my day keeps goin' this way I just might break somethin' tonight...
break your fuckin' face tonight!!
give me somethin' to break.
How bout your fuckin' face.
I hope you know I pack a chain saw, what!!

 

[Jimsbbc]

Thank you peeps, i am feelin it now....much bettah!!!