I didn't go into work today...

[superqt4u2nv]

because I am constipated like really badly
















First person to laugh I get El Kabong to lay the smake down on your candy ass.

 

[Ish]

lmao

 

[string_bean00]

lol, metamucil

 

[superqt4u2nv]

lmao

I hat you

 

[Gymgurl]

Oh I hate when that happens.....eat some prunes.......sending you some pooping k to feel better soon!

 

[Seashell]

lmao

 

[PBR]

i didnt go to work today because its raining......i like my reason better than yours.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

lol, metamucil

I have some of the sugar free stuff any idea how much carbs there are in it? Theres is no nutritional breakdown on the thinng.

 

[from zero]

W

T

F

 

[superqt4u2nv]

<cyber high five>

 

[hamstershaver]

drink coffee that makes me fire a missle

 

[Y_lifter]

That's a lotta trunk to get junk backed up in..

 

[powerslave]

T M I

 

[*MissFit*]

good for u hun.. so much snow any wayz

 

[superqt4u2nv]

drink coffee that makes me fire a missle

Tried that black extra strong no luck

 

[hamstershaver]

Tried that black extra strong no luck

damn you are super constipated then

 

[string_bean00]

I have some of the sugar free stuff any idea how much carbs there are in it? Theres is no nutritional breakdown on the thinng.

If it is sugar free, the majority of it should just be fiber, I think. I think fiber is carb free. I'm not sure though. Depends on what else they put in it.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

damn you are super constipated then

Thanks that ain't miuch help.

Powerslave you want TMI ask me about how long it took me to go #2 on Saturday

 

[Ish]

Sounds like a pain in the ass.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

If it is sugar free, the majority of it should just be fiber, I think. I think fiber is carb free. I'm not sure though. Depends on what else they put in it.

Only lists the active ingredient: psyllium hydrophillic mucilliod. It give the calories 20 per serving carbs can't be that bad I guess...

 

[from zero]

Powerslave you want TMI ask me about how long it took me to go #2 on Saturday

Stop. Speaking.

 

[string_bean00]

Only lists the active ingredient: psyllium hydrophillic mucilliod. It give the calories 20 per serving carbs can't be that bad I guess...

Exactly, since a carb has 4 calories right, so at the absolute max it will have 5 carbs a serving, and I doubt all 20 calories are from carbs, anyway.

 

[Ish]

http://www.drugs.com/MTM/sodium_biphosphate_and_sodium_phosphate.html

Try some of that.

 

[powerslave]

Powerslave you want TMI ask me about how long it took me to go #2 on Saturday

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. OMG! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. OMG!
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Exactly, since a carb has 4 calories right, so at the absolute max it will have 5 carbs a serving, and I doubt all 20 calories are from carbs, anyway.

My parents swear by it they take it once a day but they are in there 50's.

It taste kinda nice actuially...

 

[string_bean00]

My parents swear by it they take it once a day but they are in there 50's.

My grandmother likes the orange flavor, lol.

 

[hamstershaver]

im just curious why you didnt go into work, its not like you are going to shit yourself, it wont come out

 

[superqt4u2nv]

My grandmother likes the orange flavor, lol.

That is what I have

 

[Seashell]

lol @ From Zero & PS being traumatized...

 

[Y_lifter]

I swear by Phillips Chocolate laxative chews..
They don't taste half bad and make a great frosting..

 

[superqt4u2nv]

im just curious why you didnt go into work, its not like you are going to shit yourself, it wont come out

If I go into details as to why I didn't PS and From Zero will lose it which almost makes it worth going into detail

 

[bluepeter]

QT starts a poop thread. Sweet.

Where the fuck is Tuc?

 

[superqt4u2nv]

QT starts a poop thread. Sweet.

Where the fuck is Tuc?

The guys can do it why can't I

 

[bluepeter]

The guys can do it why can't I

I'm not complaining.

 

[tuc biscuit]

lol, here I am

eat almonds and take loads of fibre supplements


if I was local I would come round and tease it out manually for you..............with my tongue

 

[superqt4u2nv]

if I was local I would come round and tease it out manually for you..............with my tongue

thank god your not local

 

[canadianhitman]

LOL@QT. If it persists, I can only imagine the look on your face when you need to head down to Shoppers Drug Mart to purchase an enema.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

LOL@QT. If it persists, I can only imagine the look on your face when you need to head down to Shoppers Drug Mart to purchase an enema.

 

[tuc biscuit]

I think your attitude to anal sex may have something to do with this.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

I think your attitude to anal sex may have something to do with this.

 

[bluepeter]

I think your attitude to anal sex may have something to do with this.

lmao

 

[canadianhitman]

I think your attitude to anal sex may have something to do with this.

Exactly! A good ass-fucking with extra lube is exactly what you need right now! It'll loosen up the 'poop-chute', get that whole system stimulated, and make it easier for the kids to slide on down into the pool.


(If I leave now, I can be in T-dot in two and a half hours).

 

[Dial_tone]

I didn't go work today either but it's a holiday. I take Metamucil morning and night everyday because I don't get much fiber otherwise. My pipes re clean as a whistle.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Exactly! A good ass-fucking with extra lube is exactly what you need right now! It'll loosen up the 'poop-chute', get that whole system stimulated, and make it easier for the kids to slide on down into the pool.


(If I leave now, I can be in T-dot in two and a half hours).

 

[canadianhitman]

It's that, or walk up to the counter at Shoppers to request an enema.....the choice is yours QT. Metamucil will help with the next load, but whatever's gumming up the plumbing now is going to be like a brick regardless of what you take.

 

[wootoom]

damn sorry to hear that Superqt that not good. lol

 

[superqt4u2nv]

I just had my 2nd glass off metamucil so far no movement...

 

[bluepeter]

I just had my 2nd glass off metamucil so far no movement...

I'm offering my services as your personal plumber free of charge. I'm only 10 minutes away, say the word.

 

[Dial_tone]

I just had my 2nd glass off metamucil so far no movement...

It takes 6-8 hours but when it kicks in you'll know it....."things" just slide right out effortlessly. lol

 

[canadianhitman]

A double-shot of metamucil? Damn, you're gonna splatter the bowl when it finally hits....

 

[superqt4u2nv]

It takes 6-8 hours but when it kicks in you'll know it....."things" just slide right out effortlessly. lol

Then the first glass should be kicking in a round 6 when I planned on hitting the gym

 

[canadianhitman]

Before resorting to metamucil, you should have tried a more natural approach: a big lunch at Taco Bell.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Before resorting to metamucil, you should have tried a more natural approach: a big lunch at Taco Bell.

I am cutting... somehow the metamucil seems a lot more natural the Taco Bell.

 

[powerslave]

Before resorting to metamucil, you should have tried a more natural approach: a big lunch at Taco Bell.

Cheap beer and White Castle.

 

[canadianhitman]

We're waiting for an update....

 

[superqt4u2nv]

We're waiting for an update....

Perhaps you should get in your car

 

[canadianhitman]

Perhaps you should get in your car

LOL, knowing how opposed to anal sex you are, I'm assuming you're in a great deal of discomfort right now.

 

[jerkbox]

gross!

wtf!!

 

[canadianhitman]

Oh, not to rub it in or anything QT....but I've got the evening paper tucked under one arm and I'm heading to my 'office' a-la Al Bundy right now.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

LOL, knowing how opposed to anal sex you are, I'm assuming you're in a great deal of discomfort right now.

You have no idea I am affraid to leave the house cause as soon as I do

 

[from zero]

You have no idea I am affraid to leave the house cause as soon as I do

Better bring a diaper.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Better bring a diaper.

Have I told you lately that I hat you?

 

[from zero]

Have I told you lately that I hat you?

Probably, I dunno. I try not to listen to everything you say.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Probably, I dunno. I try not to listen to everything you say.

Well listen to this biatch I HAT YOU.

 

[gab9681]

lol, here I am

eat almonds and take loads of fibre supplements


if I was local I would come round and tease it out manually for you..............with my tongue

heh heh heh

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

exlax..........this thread is gross.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

QT, when the first turd comes out, could you please put it in a plastic baggie and mail it to me? I wanna be the first recipient!!!















J/K, you know.

 

[geoboy]

Only lists the active ingredient: psyllium hydrophillic mucilliod. It give the calories 20 per serving carbs can't be that bad I guess...

they have some generic sugar-free and aspartame-free stuff in the health food stores around here, I'lll see if i can get the name. the calorie count i believe includes dietary fiber.

when I'm bulking, unless I go tru a bottle a day of sunsweet prune juice with pulp AND 3 or 4 servings a day of metamucil I start to look like Buddah real quick. but with both no prob.

this is starting to sound like a geriatric board.

 

[geoboy]

p.s. unless you drink LOTS & LOTS of water, the psyillium seed husk will make things worse.

 

[Dial_tone]

I don't drink much water. Sometimes I put 2-3 teaspoons into 8oz of water. Everything will come out alright in the end, pun intended.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

I drink 1-2 gallons of water per day.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

8:35 EST I finally went

 

[EnderJE]

8:35 EST I finally went

Ug.

 

[KillahBee]

fuckin a, man.

 

[canadianhitman]

8:35 EST I finally went

Good girl! You went potty...you get a new sticker for your book!

 

[Lestat]

8:35 EST I finally went

how'd it smell?

 

[bluepeter]

lol at QT and FZ.

 

[saint808]

i have like inifnite jokes going through my head.... but the synapses are firing too fast and i can't get just one out.... not to mention that condition really sucks so i will say i hope you feel better.