I did a 'Frackal' last night

[vinylgroover]

Went clubbing with a mate and another girl last night.

I was cutting my moves on the dance floor, just movin' and grovin' as i do when this hot as fuck South American girl starts eyeballing me on the dancefloor.

However, she was with 2 other girls who were the fattest, roughest units i've ever seen. That was throwing me off......wasn't sure whether it was a package deal and my mate certainly wasn't going to dive on the grenade for me and take the fat chicks out of the play.

She came closer and i started busting out some special moves which i could tell were getting her nice and moist. This went on for some time. I was drifting around te dancefloor and the club as i do, it's a big club and i like taking a wander. In the meantime, i was analysing the situation........until the point i thought fuck it, i may as well have a go. I find her again on the floor, but some other dude had already snapped her up. I noticed she kept looking at me......but it was too late. I over-analysed and dwelt for too long. Shame because she was smoking hot in hindsight. Having a line and a few pills desn't help in these situations

 

[Burning_Inside]

[MASSIVE]DAMN YOU FRACKALLLLLLLLLLLL[/MASSIVE]

 

[Paulos]

By doing a "Frackal" I thought you meant you Cockblocked someone.

 

[vinylgroover]

By doing a "Frackal" I thought you meant you Cockblocked someone.

In this instance, i did a frackal by over-analysing.

The man's influence is everywhere.

 

[Frackal]

 

[jackangel]

My Iron Sheik doll!! I've been looking for that shit!

 

[Burning_Inside]

thats some pretty boring packaging.

 

[gmanlax7]

VG your clubbing posts are fucking great i like your style keep them coming

 

[Zander1983]

I thought you were going to post about wanking at work.

 

[Lumberg]

yep, over analyzing will get you every time.

also she knows she's hot and her friends are fugly. she woulda dropped them like hot rocks if she thought she had soemthing going with you. hell maybe she was looking to get "rescued" from them.

good job VG

 

[Frackal]

I'm loved.

 

[Testosterone boy]

You guys are not in tume with the times whci have changed.

It is now Ponce deFrackaleon........the sexual conquistador.

BTW VG......I'd of fucked her by now.

 

[MrMuscle the return]

Hm, i thought doing a frackal meant jerking off.

 

[Testosterone boy]

Hah....Frack is one of the few guys who is honest about his personal life.

Like none of you guys ever jerk it.

 

[anabolicmd]

I came close to tit-**cking a friend-of-a-friends girlfriend last night, but you dont see me busting out threads about it...

 

[vinylgroover]

I came close to tit-**cking a friend-of-a-friends girlfriend last night, but you dont see me busting out threads about it...

Good point......but then you're still a nobody around here

 

[gmanlax7]

i had hot drunk chics rubbing against me at the Sox game while i lead the cheers and numerous Wave sessions

they were all over the screaming drunk true beer blooded sox fans while their geeky boyfriends watched them rub their asses on my cock during clips of hip hop while manny came to bat

 

[Frackal]

Good point......but then you're still a nobody around here

bwaaaaaaaaah