I could've hooked up with this chick, but.....................

[bgdaddysmooth]

Alright, bros. I need a little help here. Last night I go out and as soon as I walk in the bar, there's this fine ass chick checking me out. Ordinarily, I'd just walk right up to her and start talking, but she talking with a group of guys. So I just wait to see when she'd separate and jump in. Unfortunately, that never happened. One guy would leave, and then 2 would come over. Throughout the course of the evening, the group changed face, but not the format. Different guys, but, nonetheless, guys. And all the while, she's still checking me out.

These guys were dweebs, too. Well, I thought they were dweebs. All of those twig arm homos look the same to me. So it wasn't like I thought they'd kick my ass, but the record would definitely stop playing if I went over there.

Well to sum up, here I am Fri morning, having not scored, nor getting a number and talking about what could have happened. How would you guys handle the situation? We need to do something about this. Skinny pussies getting hot chicks is becoming an epidemic and I don't like it. Furthermore, how do you guys approach a group of girls by your self? My friends are either ugly or spineless so a wingman is not an option. Any responses would be appreciated. Fuck, flame away if you want, I could use a laugh. Peace.

 

[frorider6]

She sounds like an Attention Whore. She'll string guys along for a self-esteem boost. If she really had wanted to meet you, she would have made it clear that the guys were just friends or she would have seperated herself from them.

 

[Taffy]

Give her a friendly smile. If she smiles back then you should just call her over to you. Works for me. But then again I'm gorgeous. (hehehehehe)

 

[Frackal]

. Skinny pussies getting hot chicks is becoming an epidemic and I don't like it.

Heh heh heh

 

[Kakdiesel]

We need to do something about this. Skinny pussies getting hot chicks is becoming an epidemic and I don't like it. Furthermore, how do you guys approach a group of girls by your self? .

Yeah it is an epidemic..but whatever, some girls like big 250+ dudes, some like skinny wafers..whatever..dont sweat that shit..if she's into that, then she aint good enough for you anyways...if you meet a girl that doesnt appreciate the fact that you work very hard for your physique and health then fuck her..

the flip side to that, you dont really want to meet a chick who is all about how big around your arms are either..there's more to a relationship to that (i'm assuming you are talkin about a possible relationship--not just a friendly fuck )

and yes I do approach a group of girls by myself. Cuz guess what? that gives you more options..talk to one, or two, or whatever..and they'll decide which one wants you..and if you become friendly with one who is the "friendly, outgoing" one and her friend who is hot but " a bit shy" is the one who wants you, guess what? you have an extra voice that that hot friend who wants you will listen to...even better

 

[MoneyBags]

if she was really checking you out so much you should have just motioned her to come to you. if she does then you are pretty much guaranteed and if she doesnt then big deal.

 

[primetime21]

Its simple, but not easy. Basically you have to find a way to start talking to her. If you arent one of those retarded guys that thinks every chick likes you, you will be able to tell off the bat if she wants you. Girls let you know right away. If she starts looking around, you are in trouble, but if she looks in your eyes the whole time, then you are in. The hard part is finding a way to smoothly start up a conversation, especially when there are like 6 other guys around.

Of course, if she likes you then you may end up going out and then you will probably have a nagging girlfriend on your hands...either way you are screwed.

 

[bgdaddysmooth]

Re: Re: I could've hooked up with this chick, but.....................

(i'm assuming you are talkin about a possible relationship--not just a friendly fuck )

Who cares, both ways will get me laid!!! LOL! Seriously tough, thanks for the input. When you guys analyze, it just seems that a bit more of testicular fortitude would've done the chick, er, I mean trick. Oh well, got to go out and find another one tonight!

 

[frorider6]

I was gonna talk to this chick....... but I got high.
I was gonna fuck her all night....... but I got high.
Now I'm jerking my cock and I know why.
Cause I got high, cause I got high, cause I got high.

 

[Hugh Gellatts]

look bgdaddysmooth, the solution is very simple. Rub yourself all over with nizoral.

This comes from a thread on the anabolic board about yohimburn:

momwardu:

how strong does yohimburn smell like pppermint? am I gona get people in the gym staring at me... sniff sniff?
so people could smell me from 5 feet 10 feet? am I gonna have girls come walkin over to me in the middle of my workout wanting to lick me?

Hugh Gellatts:

this reminds me of something real weird that happened last spring before I shaved my head. At the time I was on alot of test/d-bol and was real obsessed with preventing hairloss....one day I was so paranoid that I took the funky pink nizoral shampoo goo and applied it as hair-gel. Now nizoral has a destinctive weird odor, so I was really self-conscious that day. I was in a three hour media production class with a circular seat setup and made sure to sit as far away from anybody, especially the incredibly hot blond chick who I had not had the nerve to talk to yet. About 5 minuites into class she very visibly starts to sniff the air, turning left to right, then leaning over to sniff the people next to her, and when we got up to examine video equipment, she started walking around sniffing people. As she got nearer I overheard her say "who smells so good", and some dude pointed at me and said "It's jacked stud boy over there." At this point the teacher had restarted the lecture, so she picked up a chair, puts it right up against mine and starts taking very loud deep breaths and sighing. I have never in my life gotten a chick's number with so little effort on my part. Thank you nizoral!