I can't tie a tie.

[biteme]

I'm not joking. I have to wear one tomorrow for an interview and I'm gonna have to ask the guy at Men's Warehouse to tie it for me. LOL

 

[Devastation]

do what i do, buy a clip on

 

[Gambino]

bow tie

 

[biteme]

I would get a clip on, but I have to wear the tie that my boss picked out.

 

[jaded]

LOL I can't tie a tie either. Fortunately I don't have to wear one

Good luck with the interview.

 

[biteme]

LOL I can't tie a tie either. Fortunately I don't have to wear one

Good luck with the interview.

Thank you. Tell J/A I said hello.

 

[DeuceRooster]

I can't either lol I'm a loser my boss is supposed to show me how tie one in a few days.

 

[jaded]

Thank you. Tell J/A I said hello.

Will do.

 

[biteme]

I can't either lol I'm a loser my boss is supposed to show me how tie one in a few days.

Don't be so hard on yourself. How are you supposed to know if you never wear them? I have put on a tie maybe 5 times in the last 10 years and that's pushing it. I'd never wear one again if I could get away with it.

 

[Agathe]

who the fuck came up with an idea of wearing a tie anyway

 

[Mr. dB]

I'm not joking. I have to wear one tomorrow for an interview and I'm gonna have to ask the guy at Men's Warehouse to tie it for me. LOL

You have a computer, connected to The Internets, right? Just do a search and find instructions on how to tie a windsor knot. You have plenty of time to practice.

 

[Agathe]

ties are for fuckers

 

[pintoca]

Man, I learned from watching my dad doing it some 20-25 years ago. Turned out I learned the most dificult knot (Windsor) without even knowing it. To this day I can do it with my eyes closed, probably because I have to wear one everyday

 

[Golemnium]

There's step by step pictures online. do google.

you'll need a few tries the first time.

 

[milo hobgoblin]

LOL Im 35 and i had to wear one every day for a few years.. I cant tie one either..

I would just VERY carefully take them off and rotate them. Every few months I would get them cleaned and have my ex-wives boss come over and retie them all.

 

[KillahBee]

If a Catholic school education taught me anything (besides how to abuse power, fuck with children's minds and be a lying, cheating bastard), it was how to tie a tie. I have been wearing ties since like second grade, so my pops taught me as a youngster. I was surprised at how many ties I had to tie for my buddies at college graduation.

 

[Gambino]

who the fuck came up with an idea of wearing a tie anyway

really, it serves no functional purpose except for fashion

 

[milo hobgoblin]

actually it orignated hundredas of years ago... dont remember when .. but "classy" people would put cloth napkins in their shirts while eating to wipe their mouths.. eventually wearing different styles and colors.. it evolved into the tie.

LOL funny thing is no one would consider wiping their mouth with w 75$ silk tie nowadays.

 

[Agathe]

I will wipe my ass with a tie just to prove that theory wrong

 

[Lestat]

I'm not joking. I have to wear one tomorrow for an interview and I'm gonna have to ask the guy at Men's Warehouse to tie it for me. LOL

ask Jesus for help, all things are possible through him.

 

[Y_lifter]

ALL Men should know how to:

Throw a Baseball like a man vs like a girl
Tie a Single and Double Windsor knot in a tie
Launch a Snot Rocket without getting any on themselves
Drive a Stick Shift
Change a flat tire
Jack off without leaving any evidence
Start a fire in a BBQ and cook at least burgers
Bring a Woman to a minimum or 3 successive Orgasms using his mouth

 

[Golemnium]

ALL Men should know how to:

Throw a Baseball like a man vs like a girl
Tie a Single and Double Windsor knot in a tie
Launch a Snot Rocket without getting any on themselves
Drive a Stick Shift
Change a flat tire
Jack off without leaving any evidence
Start a fire in a BBQ and cook at least burgers
Bring a Woman to a minimum or 3 successive Orgasms using his mouth

what's a stick shift?
Why use a double windsor, other than when you baught a crappy thin tie?

 

[Freddie de Lux]

I'm not joking. I have to wear one tomorrow for an interview and I'm gonna have to ask the guy at Men's Warehouse to tie it for me. LOL

Darling, Darling, Darling,

I'm too old for this. My poor heart cannot take it anymore. A clip on??? Honestly, Darling...

Thank God Uncle Spellwin put Uncle Freddie in your path, so he can introduce you to http://www.tie-a-tie.net/, by my very talented and sophisticated friend Caspar. There you can learn how to tie a tie in all different popular knots and shapes. Once you get the hang of it, it is not very tough, believe me.

And do please tell us how the interview went. We wish you all the luck, Darling. You will be the most stylish there. Remember that is OK for the boss to tie your tie for you. It is a little different if he wants to untie it for you. Unless, of course, there is a raise involved...

 

[steig]

google how to tie a tie. Double windsor knots are not for crappy thin ties, but for men who want to stand out with the perfect tie knot. Watch Sportscenter and each broadcaster will have their tie in a windsor knot. And most of all but a good tie, no a cheap piece of crap.

 

[Cutiebaby]

ALL Men should know how to:

Throw a Baseball like a man vs like a girl
Tie a Single and Double Windsor knot in a tie
Launch a Snot Rocket without getting any on themselves
Drive a Stick Shift
Change a flat tire
Jack off without leaving any evidence
Start a fire in a BBQ and cook at least burgers
Bring a Woman to a minimum or 3 successive Orgasms using his mouth

add change oil to a car on that list