I can't stand the smellllllllllll

[heavy only]

Hate to say it but it's got to be the triple threat prot. stuff I got from here. I mean, if the EPA gets wind of my 'wind' they're gonna demand that the well be capped. My wife thinks I'm dead...just hanging around to haunt her. Hell, half the time I run from my own ass.............

 

[HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex]

lol,nothing like a putrid protein fart to clear out an entire block...We need to hang your ass into some of those afghani caves to smoke them sum-bitches out...

 

[needleboy]

My fiance has banned mew from eating tuna. She says the protein is bad enough, but protein and tuna- HELL NO!

I slept in the guest room 3 nights last week!

 

[joey10j]

tuna & triple threat in the same meal is deadly, what i try to do to avoid the smell infront of my gf, I just hold them all in and then go really far away from her and let it all out

 

[bouncer]

Yep nothing like dropping a protein depth charge!.

bouncer

 

[heavy only]

Do you think I should make my next drink with tuna, couple of raw eggs, and the protien? You know, adjust the wifes pain threashold.

 

[muscleup]

. My wife thinks I'm dead...just hanging around to haunt her. Hell, half the time I run from my own ass.............Now thats funny....HAHAHAHA LMAO

 

[bouncer]

Try some Cabbage and Guinness !.

(Oh wait I'm the only irish one here)


Bouncer

 

[futrmro]

Huck your crazy! Dude I feel your pain. I can't handle most of my own farts and the bad thing is that we all know ( or maybe it just me) that when we do heavy squats our ass has a mind of it's own. I feel really bad for my training partner, poor fellow

 

[MUSTANG_18]

lol,nothing like a putrid protein fart to clear out an entire block...We need to hang your ass into some of those afghani caves to smoke them sum-bitches out...

LMAO!

M18

 

[wizardnor]

Hate to say it but it's got to be the triple threat prot. stuff I got from here. I mean, if the EPA gets wind of my 'wind' they're gonna demand that the well be capped. My wife thinks I'm dead...just hanging around to haunt her. Hell, half the time I run from my own ass.............

funny?! the same thing here to

 

[bigal]

Do your protein, a few boiled eggs, tuna, some broccolli, and then drink a couple of Heinekens. Man, then YOU RULE!

 

[stillshootin]

LMFAO!!! I knew we all had to have atleast one thing in common.......oouuuf 'was that you babe'?

 

[Hoover]

You have a talent. Be proud of it. I have bad gas all the time an can stink up my house. My parents and sister yell at me all the time for it. I tell them that they are jealous because they cannot stink it up like me. You have a weapon. Use it with pride.

 

[Adaptek]

Triple Threat makes me fart like a dog.

I was working out one end of the gym and I needed to fart. So I walked to the other end, pretended I was streching and did a fart. I Paused for a bit then went back over to where I was working out.
Well the fuckin fart followed me and the trail went through the entire gym. It was like chemical warfare. Everyone started running and moaning. I had to run too so no one would suspect it was me. I just covered my nose like everyone else and went outside.
One guy said that whoever did that fart must not sleep with his clothes on, cause last night a rat crawled up his ass and died.
Well I think the strench was still on my clothes cause i was smelling it in the car on the way home LOL

 

[Hoover]

Re: Triple Threat makes me fart like a dog.

I was working out one end of the gym and I needed to fart. So I walked to the other end, pretended I was streching and did a fart. I Paused for a bit then went back over to where I was working out.
Well the fuckin fart followed me and the trail went through the entire gym. It was like chemical warfare. Everyone started running and moaning. I had to run too so no one would suspect it was me. I just covered my nose like everyone else and went outside.
One guy said that whoever did that fart must not sleep with his clothes on, cause last night a rat crawled up his ass and died.
Well I think the strench was still on my clothes cause i was smelling it in the car on the way home LOL

hahaha that is hillarious. be proud.

 

[Nico Cujo]

Heavy, make sure you wear a butt plug at the gym tomorrow. It's leg day for you and I'd hate to see you explode at the bottom of a squat.

 

[boss]

sorry but i kinda like the smell...........

 

[jellyman01]

the triple threat has tore me up to..last week during my basketball game i went up for a lay up and let one go...the bad thing was it was runny...had to get someone to come in for me so i could go fix the problem...my gf says she is buying me new protien for my b day saturday...she is very disgusted with me

 

[JG1]

that shit gives me the worst gas pains

 

[horsePOWER]

haha too funny
so true
ever let one go in the elevator, i work in a bank, with a bunch of suits. god thats awful

 

[mac83]

hehe a couple of days ago i was in the gym..and suddenly my stomach started to feel not so hott. well next thing i know the smell was so fuckin bad i literally almost fuckin puked. tears started to run down my training partner's eyes. it was awful i felt kinda bad.

 

[bigkraut]

Damn, were you guys the ones in the campfire scene in "Blazing Saddles"? Y'all some stinking ass MOFOs!

 

[rperry]

ill pull a good one on my girl, take a fart under the covers and open them a little and just let a bit seep out, when she complains balme her. than let a little more seep out, ..........fart, spread and repeat. now she just laughes and hits me on the soulder but it was hard work breaking her in. i think i found a keeper!


i know i got enough protein in that day because i rip the big ones, but if i dont rip the big ones i feel i did not get enough that day! twisted huh.