I can't believe this!

[chefbone]

I cooked a 5# top round roast yesterday for sandwiches. Come to find out it was only 3.75#( ppfftt). Well, I've consumed all of that Beef. It's gone. Se Fine! WTF?
Did one of you fucks break into my house and eat my roast? I'll kill you!
I hope you enjoyed it, it's your last meal.

Sincerely,
Chefbone

 

[Scotsman]

Sorry I needed an appetizer before going to the gym.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[chefbone]

Sorry I needed an appetizer before going to the gym.

Cheers,
Scotsman

FAT BASTARD......I should've known. Did you like the Soy, caramelized honey Glaze?

 

[Scotsman]

Less soy next time please.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[SoreArms]

I broke in, but you didn't have any tortillas, so I left

 

[Lestat]

you musta pigged out on it

 

[chefbone]

Less soy next time please.

Cheers,
Scotsman

LOL.....okay. I'm cooking a 6# Turkey Breast and 2 venison loins now. You better not scam those. I'm going to set boobie traps, fucker!

 

[chefbone]

I broke in, but you didn't have any tortillas, so I left

Chinga tu madre!!!! They're in the freezer dude! Two packs of corn tortilla. I defrost them right on the open flame.

 

[Scotsman]

LOL.....okay. I'm cooking a 6# Turkey Breast and 2 venison loins now. You better not scam those. I'm going to set boobie traps, fucker!

I'll warn you now I am wiley when it comes to pinching food.

I may just bait the traps with tortillas so Sorearms takes the fall.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[needtogetaas]

LOL.....okay. I'm cooking a 6# Turkey Breast and 2 venison loins now. You better not scam those. I'm going to set boobie traps, fucker!

mmmmmmmmmmmmm boobie traps,that sounds delishause.

 

[chefbone]

I'll warn you now I am wiley when it comes to pinching food.

I may just bait the traps with tortillas so Sorearms takes the fall.

Cheers,
Scotsman

Fuggin' aye bro......Hilarious. If I make some Haggis, will you leave the Turkey alone?

 

[Scotsman]

Fuggin' aye bro......Hilarious. If I make some Haggis, will you leave the Turkey alone?

Yeah but only if you have the sweet haggis sauce the regular just doesn't cut it. And that's the brown not the red sauce.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[chefbone]

Yeah but only if you have the sweet haggis sauce the regular just doesn't cut it. And that's the brown not the red sauce.

Cheers,
Scotsman

On it!

 

[stilleto]

want to go out for pina coladas?

 

[chefbone]

want to go out for pina coladas?

Yes....I'm going out tonight. Are you going to wear those big, blue bowling shoes?

 

[stilleto]

Yes....I'm going out tonight. Are you going to wear those big, blue bowling shoes?

i got new shoes...

 

[jack sparrow]

i got new shoes...

Have you been shopping online with Klu?

 

[SoreArms]

want to go out for pina coladas?

I like pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain

 

[stilleto]

Have you been shopping online with Klu?

no, i went to walmart.

 

[chefbone]

Have you been shopping online with Klu?

HEHE

 

[Scotsman]

want to go out for pina coladas?

"I need two pina coladas one for each..."

K to anyone who gets the reference.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[chefbone]

"I need two pina coladas one for each..."

K to anyone who gets the reference.

Cheers,
Scotsman

Let's set sail with Capt. Morgan.....

 

[Scotsman]

Let's set sail with Capt. Morgan.....

Your K was signed sealed and delivered maing.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[chefbone]

Your K was signed sealed and delivered maing.

Cheers,
Scotsman

Thanks broham.......I'm fuggin' thirsty now!

 

[needtogetaas]

get a room.

 

[Scotsman]

Thanks broham.......I'm fuggin' thirsty now!

I'm going to the Great American Beer Festival tonight so my thirst will soon be quenched.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[chefbone]

I'm going to the Great American Beer Festival tonight so my thirst will soon be quenched.

Cheers,
Scotsman

Bastard...I'm taking my Pops out for his Birthday. I'm sure we'll be boozing it!

 

[Scotsman]

Bastard...I'm taking my Pops out for his Birthday. I'm sure we'll be boozing it!

Yeah but I'll be in one room with 2,100 different beers, and oh yeah I get in free because I've helped do equipment set up the last few years.



^^^^^ this is probably going to be me tonight

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[chefbone]

Yeah but I'll be in one room with 2,100 different beers, and oh yeah I get in free because I've helped do equipment set up the last few years.



^^^^^ this is probably going to be me tonight

Cheers,
Scotsman

Cheers to you bro. Have fun and be safe.

 

[blut wump]

Yeah but I'll be in one room with 2,100 different beers, and oh yeah I get in free because I've helped do equipment set up the last few years.



^^^^^ this is probably going to be me tonight

Cheers,
Scotsman

Oh, my. I'm usually fine in those situations until I decide I need a cigar and that's when

 

[blut wump]

"I need two pina coladas one for each..."

K to anyone who gets the reference.

Cheers,
Scotsman

I was feelin’ the blues
I was watching the news
When this fella came on the tv

He said I’m tellin’ you
That science has proven
That heartaches are healed by the sea

That got me goin’
Without even knowin’
I packed right up and drove down

Now I’m on a roll
And I swear to my soul
Tonight I’m gonna paint this town

So bring me two pina coladas
One for each hand
Let’s set sail with captin morgan
And never leave dry land

Troubles I forgot ’em
I buried ’em in the sand
So bring me two pina coladas
She said good-bye to her good timin’ man

Oh now I’ve gotta say
That the wind and the waves
And the moon winkin’ down at me

Eases my mind
By leavin’ behind
The heartaches that love often brings

Now I’ve got a smile
That goes on for miles
With no inclination to roam

I’ve gotta say
That I think I’ve gotta stay
’cause this is feelin’ more and more like home

So bring me two pina coladas
One for each hand
Let’s set sail with captin morgan
And never leave dry land

Troubles I forgot ’em
I buried ’em in the sand
So bring me two pina coladas
She said good-bye to her good timin’ man

Garth Brooks - Two Piña Coladas

 

[Scotsman]

Oh, my. I'm usually fine in those situations until I decide I need a cigar and that's when

Yeah problem here is you only get 1oz at a time so you can't keep track of how much you drink. Last year I had the equivalent of 22 beers in two hours. The year before it was like 40 beers in three hours. And most of this stuff has high alcohol content >8%.

I'll K you for the GB lyrics when I can.

Cheers,
Scotsman