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I CAN'T BELIEVE this happened.

Franco C

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Last night, which was saturday I was out cruising and I ended up lost, being the arrogant franco I am, I didn't stop and ask for directions. So I'm driving and the car in back of me kept flashing. At first I thought I forgot to put my lights on, but they were on. After being followed up about 3 blocks and constant flashing, to his avail I gave in and pulled over. The car that was tailing me pulled over and just as it stopped, I floored the car and was gone in an instant. Anyway now I'm lost, the heater in my car doesn't work so I'm cold and I pass a hitchhiker, yea I normally don't do that kind of thing but I picked her up. She was actually quite attractive, she said she was 23, and her friends ditched her, and she needed a ride home. (this was in nyc, so i'm assuming it was a club) Anway she was all like I'm on my period, I said uh yea I don't have that problem. She put her hands down her pants and I said what are you doing, and she smeared blood on my face so I bit her finger and she yelled. She's like now you have that problem and started to giggle. Oh that giggle if you could hear it, that type of giggle that haunts you in the middle of the night, the I'm afraid of clowns, castrate and put a bullet in my head kind. So as she was falling asleep I put my finger in my ass and put it up her nose, no smelling salts needed, that woke her up. She screamed what the hell is that smell. I told her I stuck my finger up my ass, she leaned over and start to suck on my finger, I wasn't paying attention to the road and an animal ran into the road (it was dark) so I swirved and she fell right on my side, she's like stop the car. So I pulled over and stopped the car, and that car that original flashed me pulled in front of me. My heart dropped and to my suprise two girls got out of the car, one in spandex and the other wearing nothing but a see-thru blouse, bra and g-string. Spandex it's a privilege not a right. Anyway they opened the car door and said hey, want a good time. I thought oh great cops, so I said no thanks, this is my girlfriend. She said yea we want a good time! So, they all got in the car, the next thing I know, one girl is blowing me, I'm eating the other one out and the other girl is licking my balls. What a crazy night.
 
Here is one from the archives....

my friend had a nasty sexual experience
he was tossing the salad of this mexican girl he met, when she said she was feeling real sick. he was like, "just wait a minute until I finish baby" and she was like "okay essay"

Well 2 minutes later, it felt to him like she pissed all over him, it burnt the roof of his mouth, but then he realized that it tasted like shit, and smelled worse than shit. What she did was, while he was tossing this girls salad, she shit all in his mouth (and it wasnt the solid kind either). HE said it was almost like water, but it tasted and smelled so bad he thought he would die. He stopped tossing immediatley, but he says he will never toss a mexican girls salad again. She told him that it was all the Taco Bell she had earlier, and she was sorry.

But get this, he talked to one of her friends, who knows a guy who also tossed her salad, and it turns out that she has done the same thing to two other guys and she thinks it is funny. She always gets stuffed on taco bell before or during her dates, then squirts that shit in the guys mouths.

Disgusting. I cant believe that some girl is out there thinking, "I wonder what guys mouth I can shit in tonight "

It was even worse for one of the other guys she did it to, or so I hear (the guy who claims she does it for the fun). He said after she did it to him he almost slapped her because that shit was so nasty. Then she got all smart with him and was like, "maybe next time I will cook it up with a little red salsa an jalapenos (sp?) and serve it to you on a burrito grande." He was about to hit her after she said that raunchy shiat.

Unfortunatley this is no joke. She works at taco bell, and rumor has it she squirts some of her "home made sauce" in the tacos. That is why I never eat there. ANd you know how some people say "my shit dont stink"? Well this girls shit stinks like a mother fucker. She is proud of it too. One day I was working at the crafts store, and she walked by while I was stocking shelves. She must have either farted or shit, becuase I almost puked. I then heard her giggle as she walked by.

I cant even imagine her shitting the runts in my mouth. My friend said he thought his mouth was on fire. Apparently her salsa isnt mild.
 
LMFAO @ dballer!!! :FRlol: :FRlol:

Good shit brother... no pun intended!!!

Damn, what I would do to a chic that shit in my mouth.
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Crazier said:
LMFAO @ dballer!!! :FRlol: :FRlol:

Good shit brother... no pun intended!!!

Damn, what I would do to a chic that shit in my mouth.
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That was a BO$ quote from a thread I just saw on between the sheets...

I wish I could take the credit!!
 
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