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Franco C
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Last night, which was saturday I was out cruising and I ended up lost, being the arrogant franco I am, I didn't stop and ask for directions. So I'm driving and the car in back of me kept flashing. At first I thought I forgot to put my lights on, but they were on. After being followed up about 3 blocks and constant flashing, to his avail I gave in and pulled over. The car that was tailing me pulled over and just as it stopped, I floored the car and was gone in an instant. Anyway now I'm lost, the heater in my car doesn't work so I'm cold and I pass a hitchhiker, yea I normally don't do that kind of thing but I picked her up. She was actually quite attractive, she said she was 23, and her friends ditched her, and she needed a ride home. (this was in nyc, so i'm assuming it was a club) Anway she was all like I'm on my period, I said uh yea I don't have that problem. She put her hands down her pants and I said what are you doing, and she smeared blood on my face so I bit her finger and she yelled. She's like now you have that problem and started to giggle. Oh that giggle if you could hear it, that type of giggle that haunts you in the middle of the night, the I'm afraid of clowns, castrate and put a bullet in my head kind. So as she was falling asleep I put my finger in my ass and put it up her nose, no smelling salts needed, that woke her up. She screamed what the hell is that smell. I told her I stuck my finger up my ass, she leaned over and start to suck on my finger, I wasn't paying attention to the road and an animal ran into the road (it was dark) so I swirved and she fell right on my side, she's like stop the car. So I pulled over and stopped the car, and that car that original flashed me pulled in front of me. My heart dropped and to my suprise two girls got out of the car, one in spandex and the other wearing nothing but a see-thru blouse, bra and g-string. Spandex it's a privilege not a right. Anyway they opened the car door and said hey, want a good time. I thought oh great cops, so I said no thanks, this is my girlfriend. She said yea we want a good time! So, they all got in the car, the next thing I know, one girl is blowing me, I'm eating the other one out and the other girl is licking my balls. What a crazy night.
