I cannot keep up with anything!!!!!

[SoKlueles]

This morning alone, i have lost my keys twice, and my cellphone
I lose my cellphine at least twice a week
does anyone else do this?
Oh yeah, i couldnt find my keys this morning and i found them in my ignition of my van
i think i need ginkoba

 

[hamstershaver]

wheres your dildo?

 

[SoKlueles]

I dont ever lose that

 

[KillahBee]

by "van", you meant, "home", right?

 

[SoKlueles]

by "van", you meant, "home", right?

no butthead, i actually moved out of my van and now live in a real live house
and i still cant find the damned keys

 

[WODIN]

Lay off the lead paint chips.

 

[SoKlueles]

Lay off the lead paint chips.

oh

 

[theoak01]

I lose my wallet atleast 3x a week

 

[SoKlueles]

ok the emergency is over
I found my keys








in my purse

 

[hamstershaver]

ok the emergency is over
I found my keys








in my purse

sad

 

[WODIN]

Picked one hell of day to stop snorting meth didn't ya.

 

[SoKlueles]

ive had a very CRAPPY DAY.....
so my advice to anyone, dont give me anything to keep for u
ill lose it