I cannot believe what May1010 did!

[MP5]

Check this email he sent me:

Dear ****, I just wanted you opinion on my newest purchase. I hope you don't flame me. I bought a bowflex. It is not that bad, the power rod resisitance is amazing and now I don't have to go to the gym and be intimidated by all those big guys. Although I wouldn't mind being bottom for some! Anyway, back to the subject. I love it and I think you should check it out. I am going to rule this board in 6 months with my new physique. Please don't tell the elite board. I don't want any flames. PS, i kissed a girl at the bar last friday, I am sooo confused.

 

[Yellowbomber]

oh bro I'm getting sick of that, is this true

 

[May1010]

Oh, so that's how it's going to be, fool?


Bring it on!

 

[MP5]

This board is fucking boring lately, just trying to lighten it up.

 

[May1010]

Boring? Hmmm .... let me see if I can fix that!

Here's a pic of MP5 with his "friend." Do you think MP5 looks fat?

Don't even think of fucking with me, Drew.

 

[MP5]

Figures I finally get the web at home and the board sucks. I saw your post a few minutes ago imitating and elite member and it was gone in 30 seconds before I could reply.

 

[Yellowbomber]

Hury up May I'm impatient

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

come on May.......

 

[MP5]

Taht guy in that photo is hot! i noticed he had a fat buldge, oh wait,t hat is me.

 

[rnch]

c'mon may, rise (no pun intended) to the challenge!

one of the reasons i check out this board is your witty, bitchy responses to all the jackals trying to put you down!!!

 

[Slice of Peach2]

D, you know you are cute, May wants you! Did you send him a pic?

 

[May1010]

Rnch,


MP5 is a good guy. He's only joking around.

 

[Star]

Yum Yum Do you think getting the girls panting over him is some sort of revenge May?? Hubba hubba.

Star xoxoxo

 

[MP5]

May, I might send you my resume tonight if I have time.

 

[May1010]

D, you know you are cute, May wants you!

MP5 is not totally unattractive but look how fat he is! Jesus Christ! He'd look much better if he'd lay off the ding dongs and ho-hos. He sent me a couple of pix of him in his g-string at the beach ... very sad. very, very sad.

... and what's up with that forehead? You could beach a whale on that thing!


... D.,

Send me your resume. I'd be happy to give it look.

 

[rnch]

yeah, may, after reading his post the last few months, i agree with your assessment of him.


i'm just kidding around too.
it's raining monsoon-like here in the big easy, i bored, just trying to stir the post and see what rises. just like you.

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

MP5 is not totally unattractive but look how fat he is! Jesus Christ! He'd look much better if he'd lay off the ding dongs and ho-hos. He sent me a couple of pix of him in his g-string at the beach ... very sad. very, very sad.

... and what's up with that forehead? You could beach a whale on that thing!


... D.,

Send me your resume. I'd be happy to give it look.

May...most gay guys down here in sfl seem to like anorexic little boys....women like a man with some MEAT

 

[May1010]

yeah, may, after reading his post the last few months, i agree with your assessment of him.

Yeah, now if he'd just admit it to himself and come out already.

 

[rnch]

h-m-m-m, how can i stir the pot?

how about:

if mp is fat, then may is old?

 

[rnch]

h-m-m-m, how can i stir the pot?

how about:

if mp is fat, then may is old?






i should talk, may thinks i am both.

 

[May1010]

May...most gay guys down here in sfl seem to like anorexic little boys....women like a man with some MEAT

Shags,

I got some MEAT for you!

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

Shags,

I got some MEAT for you!

lol....I don't like Little Smokies.....

Seriously May, all the gay guys I see down here seem to have very skinny anorexic lovers

 

[MP5]

Who is this rnch guy?

rnch, if new orleans is boring you could always have your sister put on her strap on and bend you over for a few hours. I remember in that email you said you enjoyed it and were questioning your sexuality.

 

[May1010]

Who is this rnch guy?

rnch, if new orleans is boring you could always have your sister put on her strap on and bend you over for a few hours. I remember in that email you said you enjoyed it and were questioning your sexuality.

MP5,

Rnch has already made it very clear that he is a homosexual. Going through life fat and stupid is not something I recommend. If I may offer a suggestion, please hit the books and start doing some sit ups.

lol....I don't like Little Smokies.....

Seriously May, all the gay guys I see down here seem to have very skinny anorexic lovers

Geesh! I'm not anorexic! ... and my fat MP5 is not a "little smokie" but I'd let you smoke it anyway. Bitch.

 

[Star]

Star xoxoxoxo

 

[rnch]

may:

with that avitar pic, i wouldn't call ANYONE fat & stupid!! ( i won't even touch old).

mp:

when you are hunting, do you wear a yellow vest so the other hunters won't mistake you for a pig?


i seem to recall that the strap on thread was about you and the guy on the couch?

 

[The Varnsen]

May that return to Shags was one of the best i´ve ever seen here at elite...