i can eat more than taps

[smallmovesal]

he claims that he eats constantly and i only eat sporadically, but i eat more at a time than he does. so there.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Interesting.

Please excuse me while I sever my leg from the knee.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

he claims that he eats constantly and i only eat sporadically, but i eat more at a time than he does. so there.

So Myoplex has come out with Vagina flavor! I am amazed at the supplement industries technology! What's next Weiders Muscle Mass 4000 ass flavor?

 

[Taps]

Ok, smalls has eaten 6 times in the last 4 days. Mostly fast food and junk. She is a fucking pig. Look at her ass....it's gonna get really big if she keeps eating the way she does.

I, on the other hand, have eaten constantly. Mostly chcolate and chips. Once i get back home it's back to high protien/low carbs.

She didn't even cook for me. Although the nachos were pretty good...

Oh, and if you guys haven't seen Office Space, go rent it.

 

[smallmovesal]

ok well my ass hasn't gotten huge and i've eaten crap since i was about twelve so no worries there.

and taps *thinks* he eats constantly, but it's not entirely true.

and office space rules.

 

[smallmovesal]

and furthermore,

we both had supersized big mac meals for supper and who finished it all? hmmm?

 

[Taps]

Ok, I'm gonna reheat that fucking burrger at 3am...and it's gonna smell the place up. And I'm gonna eat it in your room too.

And btw, ween sucks ass./

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Why don't you two talk on the phone instead?

 

[smallmovesal]

he's just mad that i said he couldn't download beegees or neil diamond BECAUSE THEY SUCK!

oh, and i wouldn't let him d/l a 65 MEG file of STAR TREK!!! boofreakinhooo!!!

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

And this fucking room is cold.

If it is a fucking room you might as well take advantage of it! Bump and grind the carpet! Sure it will give you some coochie rug burns, but it will warm you up!

 

[Frackal]

Are you guys fuckin'?

 

[smallmovesal]

I've been throwing myself at him, but he won't have anything to do with me.

He just wants me to cook for him.

 

[the People's Champ]

Why don't you two talk on the phone instead?

no fucking shit

 

[Benzi]

he claims that he eats constantly and i only eat sporadically, but i eat more at a time than he does. so there.

My gf eats like 2x a day, i, on the other hand, eat about 7x a day. She laughs at me when i don't eat as much as she does when we go out to eat. I hate explaining the whole protein absorption thing... so girls... give us guys a break

 

[Taps]

I've never been able to eat much in one sitting. Especially when it's unfamiliar food...

I had half a big mac, some fries, and two slices of pizza today. So that's like 1800 cals, all fat and carbs. Shit. I'm not even hungry now.

Back to bodyopus on monday though.