I came within seconds of.....

[The Shadow]

...walking in on WILDA at the tanning salon at lunch.......


I shudder to think.....

 

[Mysterio]

WHOS WILDA......WHOS WILDA????

 

[WODIN]

She is tracking you, hunting you like a lioness does a gazelle. You will be her next snack before you know it. Then you'll find yourself in a ice cold shower screaming MOMMY at the top of your lungs trying to purge your mind of the WILDA attack you have just suffered!!!

 

[HumorMe]

...walking in on WILDA at the tanning salon at lunch.......


I shudder to think.....

We all know you want her!

 

[danielson]

 

[vixenbabe]

Time to gouge the eye's out perhaps?

Poor Wilda ....HAS she lost any weight?

 

[HumorMe]

HAS she lost any weight?

Everytime she takes off her clothes! 40 yards of clothing does make a difference in what the scales say!

 

[vixenbabe]

Where did Corn go?

Wanna bet he's spanking his monkey thinking about seeing Wilda bare assed.....

 

[The Shadow]

Well the lady at the tanning place said.

C'mon in. We're not busy - room number 1. Dummy me assumed that the rooms would go in order form 1-5 as you approached them as the have no numbers on them. I open door 1(which was really 5) and see a blinding amount of white skin inside the bed, which will only close abut half-way.

Then...the voice - "Close that fucking door" - I knew it sounded familiar...I went down to #5, whcich was actually #1 did my shiot and was leaving my room, her door flung open....."WHo tried to look in on me...."


LOL!!

It was her alright in Daisy Dukes and a halter....

 

[HighIntensity]

i miss working in gyms, its always playtime

 

[frorider6]

That girl is 2 tons of fun.

 

[The Shadow]

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom is more like it

 

[Lostdog]

What the f@ck is a wilda?

 

[frorider6]

What the f@ck is a wilda?

Fat ass bitch that has joined the gym Corn works at. He's so professional, isn't he.

 

[saint808]

so it only took you seconds to come? and just by seeing her naked? wow... you need to work on that.

 

[Wynn]

Is that Wilda... as in wildebeest?

 

[jerkbox]

eek....that woulda been bad!

 

[Dial_tone]

I was expecting the sentence to finish "within seconds of entering wildabeast's ass".

 

[jerkbox]

^^

 

[from zero]

lmao

 

[The Shadow]

Wilda Chronicles

 

[WODIN]

In search of Wilda.

 

[jerkbox]

^^ worth another bizzzzump

 

[The Ranger]

We all know you want her!

My man, that has to be a Jack Russel in that pic, I have one who sleeps the exact same way all the time...funny as hell....


Ranger

 

[Lumberg]

I think I posted a video of the black Wilda....Wildette perhaps? In bikinimom's thread yesterday.