I came under sniper fire while trying to log into EF

[gotmilk]

I totally understand how scared Hillary was back in 1996....

 

[gotmilk]

http://www.michaeltotten.com/archives/images/Hillary Clinton.jpg

 

[Mavafanculo]

she had the tasty little detail of needing to make a corkscrew landing to avoid fire.

did you have to run serpentine to your computer to avoid the strafing?

 

[gotmilk]

Sinbad was on Comedy Central.....I thought he was going to get lit up with mortars...

Thankfully, the only damage I suffered was my cat licking my cereal

 

[binö]

lol

 

[redsamurai]

I dislike her more and more each week. What a worthless piece!!! And she used that story as a background for her supposed foreign affairs "expertise" which she played up in the 3am phone call ad?? Fuck sake........Obama should not let this one slide. Take the gloves off.

 

[bw1]

hahahahahhahahahha

 

[gotmilk]

I thought a grenade went off, but it was a chunk of ice falling off the roof.

It's 45 degrees and we have like 144 inches of snow on our roofs.

 

[Bikini Mod]

You guys are killing me over here.

 

[needtogetaas]

Now you know how I feel.

 

[gotmilk]

Now you know how I feel.

dyslexic?

 

[Bikini Mod]

This thread keeps gettin better and better....

 

[needtogetaas]

dyslexic?

No like dropping a big fucking bomb on your ass a few times a day. Just for the fuck of it ziiiiinnnnngggggggg

 

[gotmilk]

I crawled to the bathroom for cover. I sat on the toilet next to the tub, which would shield me from the blow-back. SADLY, that's when the weapon of mass destruction went off.

I had 6 scrambled eggs with mixed-in diced green peppers and tomatoes. Three glasses of skim milk and some cottage cheese. My ass opened fire and I blew the shit out of my toilet. I was trying to maintain strict silence in case the enemy could hear me. It didn't work. The phhtttts and frrrttttts coming from my backside would have alerted even the deaf. My cats came running into the bathroom only to haul ass out after they sniffed the bomb blast.

I felt like Hillary coming under fire from that poet. Nauseated, bloated, and in need of baby wipes.

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/images/hillarybosnia.jpg