calling in sick...AKA "the worker's revenge"...AKA "pumping up on mangement".
as soon as i accumulate over 40 hours of sick leave i find a good reason to call in: the sun came up, i woke up hungry and mean, my car/truck is dirty, need to lift hard and take a nap after done, FX netowrk is doing a "married with children" marathon............whatever cums to mind.