I am Unequivocally...

[HANSEL]

...the best choice for C&C Moderator.

My intelligence and social hierarchy make me the clear choice.

I deserve some respect, for my class and my intellect.

I think my sexual orientation should also set me apart, there is never any bias with me...a hole is a hole...with ensures fairness unless you fat and ugly.

throw your vote away or vote HANSEL "Derriere Extraordinaire"

 

[SoloFlex]

I vote for you

 

[CipherLock]

Will you reduce taxes?

 

[HANSEL]

Will you reduce taxes?

I have a plan for a huge cutback in spending that will reduce EF platinum memberships by up to 33%! Also, EF memberships will team up with Adult Bouncer to offer further benefits, primarily to gay sex sites.

 

[SoloFlex]

Also throw in some passes to some non-nude teen model sites

 

[HANSEL]

I vote for you

Cheesydischarge and I are part of a powerfull collective of members, similar to the FreeMasons....It would be wise not to oppose us.

 

[HANSEL]

Also throw in some passes to some non-nude teen model sites

Perkele and I are already draing something up, I will unveil it a few days before the vote to ensure a landslide.

 

[Bullit]

I think my sexual orientation should also set me apart, there is never any bias with me...a hole is a hole...with ensures fairness unless you fat and ugly.

Whoa... you're Bi?
WTF?!?!?!

The only news worse than that is if you were to come out and admit that you are Persian.

 

[HANSEL]

Re: Re: I am Unequivocally...

Whoa... you're Bi?
WTF?!?!?!

The only news worse than that is if you were to come out and admit that you are Persian.

So then is it a bad thing that my BF is Syrian? Hes'th Cute

 

[beastboy]

You have a better shot becoming a mod then Colon does getting laid.

 

[HANSEL]

You have a better shot becoming a mod then Colon does getting laid.

dude that aint sayin much...your stark realism just trashed my hopes and dreams