I Am So Fu@#ing Pissed Right Now!!!

[HamsterHider]

I BOUGHT THESE TICKETS TODAY FOR THE 7PM MUSCLEMANIA FINALS HERE IN LAS VEFAS. WELL GUESS WHAT THE BB SHOW WAS AT NOON AND THE FINESS SHOW IS AT 7PM.IS THE FITNESS SHOW EVEN WORTH GOING TO? I AM PISSED. I DIDN'T WANT TO SEE FITNESS I WANTED TO SEE BB.

 

[jeep310]

bummer dude, I go anyways......show off my big gun and snag one of then fitness babes..........you figure out what happens next.....

 

[HamsterHider]

SOMEBODY TELL ME WHO HAS BEEN TO A FITNESS SHOW BEFORE. I GUESS THIS IS LIKE THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP FINALS TYPE STUFF. DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT I EVEN BOUGHT THE 7TH ROW SEATS AND AM NOW GOING TO LOOK LIKE A PERVERT GOING AND SITTING BYU MYSELF. OH WELL

 

[WODIN]

Find a nice fitness babe to nail home skillet.

 

[HamsterHider]

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. I AM HITTING THE COUCH I AM SO PISSED. THE BB SHOW WAS LIKE A MINI MR. OLYPIA EXCEPT THEY CLAIM TO BE NATURAL. NOW AS I SAID IT AGAIN HOW CAN I MACK ON CHICKS WHEN THEY ARE LIKE LOOK AT THAT GUY BY HIMSELF IN THE 7TH ROW LOOKING AT THE GIRLS CROTCHES.

 

[Latimer]

Shit, I'd go. You already paid for them, mine as well.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

I BOUGHT THESE TICKETS TODAY FOR THE 7PM MUSCLEMANIA FINALS HERE IN LAS VEFAS. WELL GUESS WHAT THE BB SHOW WAS AT NOON AND THE FINESS SHOW IS AT 7PM.IS THE FITNESS SHOW EVEN WORTH GOING TO? I AM PISSED. I DIDN'T WANT TO SEE FITNESS I WANTED TO SEE BB.

Take some lube and enjoy the fitness show!

 

[danielson]

fitness show = fitness chicks?

beat a path to the front row!

 

[HamsterHider]

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND I MISSED THE OLYMPIA WELL VIEWING IT. I WAS PSYCHED AS HELL TO SEE THIS. NOW I HAVE NO DESIRE TO GO BUT PROBABLY WILL AS THE TICKET WAS LIKE 30 BUCKS. I AM NOW GOING TO BASKIN ROBBINS TO EAT ALL THEIR ICE CREAM CAUSE I'M PISSED. I WILL BE BACK.

 

[HamsterHider]

OH YEAH 3 SCOOP SUNDAY, CHOCOLATE OREO ICECREAM, MARSHMALLOW AND HOT FUDGE. I AM NOW 50/50 ON GOING TO THE SHOW.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Are you homosexual?

 

[FrankRizzo]

Hit your caps lock key

 

[HamsterHider]

Are you homosexual?

NO I AM NOT!!!!!! IF YOU WOULD ASK "ARE YOU A HOMOSEXUAL?" THEN I WOULD STILL ANSWER NO. AS SOON AS I SAW YOUR REPLY I STARTED SHOUTING "THAT MOTHERFUCKER" 3X AS I KNEW YOU WOULD MAKE FUN OF THIS HORRIBLE, DEPRESSING SITUATION. DO YOU HAVE SNOW BY YOUR HERD YET?

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Snow is good camo for my flock.

Has May died yet?

 

[HamsterHider]

NO MAY IS WORKING AT HOME DEPOT NOW. I THINK HE BOUGHT HIMSELF SOME POWER TOYS UH I MEAN POWER TOOLS. HE ISA COMING OVER CHRISTMAS EVE TO GET AWAY FROM HIS FAMILY. WHAT SHOULD I PUT IN HIS DRINK?
MUUUUHAHAHAH

 

[satanic goatslayer]

WHAT SHOULD I PUT IN HIS DRINK?
MUUUUHAHAHAH

Break the glass and shank him in the throat with it.

Make sure he bleeds out.