i am so busted

[tripleblonde]

re-living jr. high.....gots me a hickey, haven't had one in ages....hid it most of the day and then forgot when i got home.....dad bout' passed out in the kitchen when he saw it.....poor guy....dad's don't like stuff like that no matter how old you get....never been caught, must be gettin' sloppy in my ol' age.....

 

[lamamacita]

I used to have a birthmark on my neck....try dealing with that. lol Luckily it faded in my old age!

 

[Moderate_THIS]

The more pertinent question is why was your dad looking between your legs?

 

[strongsmartsexy]

And a nice bust it is too.

 

[tripleblonde]

The more pertinent question is why was you dad looking between your legs?

only a matter of time before this was posted......

still pretty funny

 

[WODIN]

lmfao!!!!

 

[tripleblonde]

I used to have a birthmark on my neck....try dealing with that. lol Luckily it faded in my old age!

lol.....girl u look fabulous! i love the avatar...way to go

 

[Dial_tone]

As long as he missed the cum stain on your dress you still came out ahead in the deal.

 

[avenirup]

re-living jr. high.....gots me a hickey, haven't had one in ages....hid it most of the day and then forgot when i got home.....dad bout' passed out in the kitchen when he saw it.....poor guy....dad's don't like stuff like that no matter how old you get....never been caught, must be gettin' sloppy in my ol' age.....

Car Salesman or The pushy guy in line yesterday???

 

[tripleblonde]

As long as he missed the cum stain on your dress you still came out ahead in the deal.

lol dt

my poor dad....he's still trying to recover...but watcha gonna do?

 

[tripleblonde]

Car Salesman or The pushy guy in line yesterday???

lmao......neither

 

[tripleblonde]

And a nice bust it is too.

 

[BO-DEN]

i remember my girlfriend at the time thaught i was cheating or atleast heavily flirting... she acually waited till after sex and i was sleeping to give me a huge hicky..... i woke up and FLIPED OUT..... i looked sooooo un professional at my job the next day

 

[gonelifting]

Well that`s just fantabulous.

 

[tripleblonde]

i remember my girlfriend at the time thaught i was cheating or atleast heavily flirting... she acually waited till after sex and i was sleeping to give me a huge hicky..... i woke up and FLIPED OUT..... i looked sooooo un professional at my job the next day

pretty much....i was thankful i had long hair today....too bad i decided to put it up in a pony tail when i got home

 

[strongsmartsexy]

I haven't had a hickey in over 20 years. And the one's on my dick don't seem to stay around that long.

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

look at all the female T&A in this thread.outstanding

 

[tripleblonde]

shit...i'm really in trouble....he just came down to my room all nervous like looking around as if something was getting ready to attack him....he now is insisting on "meeting" the "young gentleman" that I "hooked up" with....

shoot me now (how far will ef's finest run w/this statement?)

 

[Moderate_THIS]

shit...i'm really in trouble....he just came down to my room all nervous like looking around as if something was getting ready to attack him....he now is insisting on "meeting" the "young gentleman" that I "hooked up" with....

shoot me now (how far will ef's finest run w/this statement?)

Are you going to tell us or daddy first? Does daddy still spank you?

 

[sconoscuito]

how old are you? 12? 13?

 

[tripleblonde]

how old are you? 12? 13?

close... 8

 

[tripleblonde]

it's all about humoring the parental units...they deserve to be humored....they really do

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

I'm posting on behalf of my penis.
Tripleblonde, if our old enough to pee,your old enough for me.

 

[sconoscuito]

aright you can hit me up in a year

8 is too young for me

 

[MrMakaveli]

Trying to explaning to a single mother you got 2 hickies from an 18 y/o girl she's never met who also has a 1 year old baby boy THEN explaning no, your not dating the girl.

My mom didnt seemed very pleased with the whole situation.

 

[Raptorex]

What's a hickey?

 

[tripleblonde]

I'm posting on behalf of my penis.
Tripleblonde, if our old enough to pee,your old enough for me.

lol

 

[tripleblonde]

What's a hickey?

it's a disney character

 

[daveyboy]

Tell him it was done as a joke.....or is it too late for that?

 

[sconoscuito]

tell him you did it yourself

 

[tripleblonde]

Tell him it was done as a joke.....or is it too late for that?

too late....i think it was the sheer size of the hickey that threw him off....it's like 2 different ones morphing into 1...kinda gross now that i type it....heh

 

[sconoscuito]

while masturbatiin

 

[tripleblonde]

while masturbatiin

good solution scons....way to think on your feet!

 

[Raptorex]

how come after 3 years I have 177 posts and triple blonde has over 600 starting this month?

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

how contradicting are fathers?It's not like they did'nt lay pipe at their prime.
It's so fun to flirt with young girls at my work when their fathers are standing right next to us.Like a slap in the face.
I also enjoy flirting with milfs when their children are watching my every move.lol.And seeing as I'm cute,the moms devour the attention from a young buck like me.

 

[strongsmartsexy]

how come after 3 years I have 177 posts and triple blonde has over 600 starting this month?

She has bigger boobs than you have.

 

[tripleblonde]

how come after 3 years I have 177 posts and triple blonde has over 600 starting this month?

u mean 3 months?

and because i'm a post whore....we've already been over this

 

[Raptorex]

no, I mean 3 - 4 years, I love SailorGirl

 

[avenirup]

She has bigger boobs than you have.

That has not been proven....600 in like 5 days---by the end of the month she will be up to 3000!!!

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

for future reference,have the hicky hidden say somewhere under your panties.And if by chance this happens again,use ice on it immediatelly afterwards.

 

[tripleblonde]

That has not been proven....600 in like 5 days---by the end of the month she will be up to 3000!!!

u have quite a few posts yourself avie

 

[BO-DEN]

triple blond youve got to be like 18-19 if hes that uptight

 

[tripleblonde]

triple blond youve got to be like 18-19 if hes that uptight

nopers.....i'm definitely 21....just had my b-day on feb. 28th....

evidence in my defense:

1.)parents are strict Christians
2.)i may give them a "slightly" different impression of who i am...only for their protection
3.)parents are strict Christians

 

[tripleblonde]

for future reference,have the hicky hidden say somewhere under your panties.And if by chance this happens again,use ice on it immediatelly afterwards.

duley noted....like i said, haven't had neck marks in years....but i got me some ol' school lovin...lol

 

[avenirup]

u have quite a few posts yourself avie

Most of it was bought and paid for, the rest is replying to you...

 

[BO-DEN]

nopers.....i'm definitely 21....just had my b-day on feb. 28th....

evidence in my defense:

1.)parents are strict Christians
2.)i may give them a "slightly" different impression of who i am...only for their protection
3.)parents are strict Christians

so basicly your parents are christians.... ok

 

[strongsmartsexy]

That has not been proven....600 in like 5 days---by the end of the month she will be up to 3000!!!

Gyno doesn't count.

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

was it someone you just met,or an aquiantance?This way we'll know where I stand with you and I making sex on each other.btw if you give me karma I'll take it as flirting on your part.

 

[tripleblonde]

was it someone you just met,or an aquiantance?This way we'll know where I stand with you and I making sex on each other.btw if you give me karma I'll take it as flirting on your part.

eh....we'll call him a fairly new acquaintance....

and as lovely as you sound, i have no lovin to offer.....

like a virgin, oooohhh.... touched for the very first time.....like a viiiiirgin....when your heart beats next to mine

 

[tripleblonde]

Gyno doesn't count.

funniest post of the nite

 

[tripleblonde]

Most of it was bought and paid for, the rest is replying to you...

lol....good point

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

that's ok,I have enough lovin' for the both of us.
I highly doubt your virginty has made it thus far un-scathed,but if it has I recommened you not have myself as your first.I'm not very gentle you see.

 

[daveyboy]

too late....i think it was the sheer size of the hickey that threw him off....it's like 2 different ones morphing into 1...kinda gross now that i type it....heh

Oh well, it was worth a shot. Good luck trying to talk your way out of it. Ever think of getting a roommate & getting your own place? Reason being, pops will probably always be wondering now what else your hiding from him.

 

[tripleblonde]

that's ok,I have enough lovin' for the both of us.
I highly doubt your virginty has made it thus far un-scathed,but if it has I recommened you not have myself as your first.I'm not very gentle you see.

i am as new as the freshly driven winter snow

and gentle = good

 

[tripleblonde]

Oh well, it was worth a shot. Good luck trying to talk your way out of it. Ever think of getting a roommate & getting your own place? Reason being, pops will probably always be wondering now what else your hiding from him.

blah....i know it......free rent rocks while your in college, but sometimes the "landlords" can be a bit much

 

[Moderate_THIS]

the whole point of college is getting away.. wtf?

 

[B0ARDIN087]

how come after 3 years I have 177 posts and triple blonde has over 600 starting this month?

she lives here

 

[B0ARDIN087]

also triple has to respond to everyone's posts individually instead of in one post. wholey postwhore

 

[tripleblonde]

the whole point of college is getting away.. wtf?

i thought it was to learn about the shit you need to do your future job

and besides the school i wanted to go to is in the same town we live in....
i tried the dorm room, the sorority house, but in the end i liked my own room devoid of roommates and i'm saving hella money

 

[tripleblonde]

she lives here

i'm sorry

 

[Moderate_THIS]

i thought it was to learn about the shit you need to do your future job

lol

and besides the school i wanted to go to is in the same town we live in....i tried the dorm room, the sorority house, but in the end i liked my own room devoid of roommates and i'm saving hella money

fair enough I guess...good luck

 

[tripleblonde]

also triple has to respond to everyone's posts individually instead of in one post. wholey postwhore

did you say something?

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

i am as new as the freshly driven winter snow

and gentle = good

lol,only a seasoned veteran would say such a thing.
And as far as my lack of gentillty(yes it's my word)comment,it always starts gentle,but we all know sex ends up as (pardon my french)fucking.

 

[tripleblonde]

lol,only a seasoned veteran would say such a thing.
And as far as my lack of gentillty(yes it's my word)comment,it always starts gentle,but we all know sex ends up as (pardon my french)fucking.

lol sermon....

but nope, i'm dead serious on this one....i'm a virgin....at least in the "technical" sense of the word

 

[boscoe wilson]

I think it clearly states somewhere in the TOS not to post child porongraphy on EF.

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

lol sermon....

but nope, i'm dead serious on this one....i'm a virgin....at least in the "technical" sense of the word

you've never slept with a man,yet your mouth has 3 boyfriends.

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

TB, your hand and arm in that avatar is kind of skeering me.

Reminds me of that Seinfeld with the Lady and the man hands. lol - no offense

 

[Gymgurl]

Hickey=hillbilly white trash.....now don't get anymore of them young lady....keep your man in control......lol j/k

 

[Sebby]

Good thing he didn't see the redness left by the handcuffs.

 

[Gymgurl]

Or the mushroom imprints from being dick slapped

 

[Moderate_THIS]

Or the mushroom imprints from being dick slapped

"Spore Prints" is the proper terminology

 

[Gymgurl]

LOLOLOLOLOL....I'll have to remeber that one lol

 

[SoKlueles]

Oh my gosh GG what are u doing now?

 

[Gymgurl]

LOL nothing....just putting in my 2 cents about being busted

 

[daveyboy]

Or the mushroom imprints from being dick slapped

Lordy Lordy! Boy, you ladies sure don't hold anything back on here do ya?? lol

 

[wtlftr]

Triple nipple had a triple nipple...LOLLOLLOLLOLLOL

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

Or the mushroom imprints from being dick slapped

wow, now see that is friggin hilarious!!

That is borderline sig material!!

 

[Gymgurl]

Shadow.....glad your laughing