I am joining the Army!!

[avenirup]

http://www.takeoneforthecountry.com/index.asp

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

!!!

 

[Buddy_Christ]

looks like i might be visiting bars near military bases in the near future.....

and this idea...this should be REQUIRED by ALL women....not just the wives of military men -

- A great idea from Shellie A., wife of Lt. A of Ft. Rucker. She is calling on wives of servicemen to have 'Felatio Friday' at least once a month. Awesome awesome idea.

 

[avenirup]

and this idea...this should be REQUIRED by ALL women

 

[Buddy_Christ]

and it shouldn't be once a month either. it should be at least every Friday, if not more often.

 

[p0ink]

most of the chicks who hang outside of bases and frequent military bars are nothing but trouble. they just want the benefits that come along with you being in the service.

i wouldnt trust them any further than i could throw them.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

hmmm, we're gonna have to make sure this thread is bumped up right before my girlfriend surfs the site tomorrow morning.....

 

[javaguru]

i wouldnt trust them any further than i could throw them.

Most are so fat you couldn't throw them far and the rest are so ugly I wouldn't let them near my cock. Then factor in the ratio of guys to chicks is 20+ to 1 which means they all think they're hot because they get attention. As a rule we always left base and went to the largest city 100+ miles away.

 

[cutiepie04]

The hideous fat women stand outside the bars and wait for the nice looking military guys to come out with their beer goggles on. Then they would pounce on them like a lion to fresh meat. Next thing you know the girl is pregnant, and they are married living in base housing. It seemed the fatter the chick the nicer looking the guy. But I guess if the only way you could get a man is to trap them, then that is what you do. I think that is so wrong, but it happened all the time in the military. Most guys in the military cant think when they are sober let alone all liqured up.

It was funny to watch though. It looked like they were waiting in line for the bonanza buffet.

 

[tuc biscuit]

OH YEAH!!!!!

 

[onerepmaximum]

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