i am going to have a date tomarrow. do you fuckmonkeys have any idea how to handle?

[Puc]

well fuck... So... I go and post a profile on an on-line dating site. I surf around a bit and there are nothing but fuglies. I forget about the account.

Then... about a week ago i get notified I have a message. The girl is a cutie, so i write back. Turns out we share a lot of ideals (libertarian/anarchist/technophile/druggie/really bright/etc.). Her ex recently became her ex because he moved to another country...

It is going to be hard to charm someone without resorting to my old "can i help you with your homework?" line.

Anyway... perfect, and on the rebound... i don't know how to deal with rebound chicks at all. There has to be a way to use that to my advantage, isn't there?

btw she is older than me you shitbags.

 

[spongebob]

druggie huh? i guess slipping her some g without her noticing is out of the question.

 

[spongebob]

by the way im going to being pm'ing you in a second.

 

[The Shadow]

You should feel SOOO proud that you can only attract rebounds....

 

[Testosterone boy]

Just be sure to close the gate when you leave or the farmer will be pissed. Nothing irks them boys more than finding their livestock is gone because some city slicker didn't close the damned gate.

 

[jerkbox]

suggest anal.

 

[Puc]

"i like to pick up girls on the rebound. they are open to suggestions. then, i use that to fuck them in an uncomfortable place."
paraphrased from mallrats

 

[Puc]

You should feel SOOO proud that you can only attract rebounds....

this from an unemployed thirtysomething who has only laid 2 girls in his whole entire life.

 

[Norman Bates]

this from an unemployed thirtysomething who has only laid 2 girls in his whole entire life.

Even if he laid only 2 chicks, you would still be jealous

jk

 

[Citruscide]

this from an unemployed thirtysomething who has only laid 2 girls in his whole entire life.

I don't know whether to laugh at this, Cry or applaud? I mean... if someone was with their SO since like High school and married to them, they would, if they have been faithful, have not been with anyone else their entire life... that i don't see a problem with...

I believe Corn is married... but Idon't know of any varification of the "been with 2 women" thing.... Either way... In my not so gay overtone... he's a handsome fellow... I don't think he'd have trouble getting poootang pie if he really wanted to.

As for you puc, the best advice I can give you is to be yourself... err... hmm... ok, the best advice I can give you is to appear honest and open to her. Compliment her in a way that a normal guy wouldn't... tell her she looks nice in her outfit, ask about her perfume (if she is wearing any)... ask about her... women (and people in general like that)

If you are a gentleman and not the "puppy dog" guy, she'll respect you and that usually leads to a sexual encounter of some sort... it's when women think you are a dumbfuck who just wants to get laid that you get nothing...

Unless...you are a handsome fucker.

C-ditty