I am fat tonight.

[biteme]

That's right, I can gain 5lbs. in one day, and believe that I must have. My gut is sticking out and bloated. Disgusts me. 30 seconds my ass. I timed it Mr. Administrator. Closer to 2 minutes.

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

Where's the love man?

I gave you some.

 

[biteme]

Where's the love man?

 

[distanced]

out of karma.

drink some vodka red bulls and weigh yourself in the morning! You can thank me tomorrow

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

Thank you. Now if I can only get a real hug from you, that would be special.

But I'm a guy rememeber?



















Just kidding, of course!

 

[biteme]

out of karma.

drink some vodka red bulls and weigh yourself in the morning! You can thank me tomorrow

O.K., I can see how the red bulls might help, but the vodka?

 

[distanced]

dehydration and the vodka will help you sleep after all the redbulls. walk between pubs or do some dancing while you are on them too

 

[biteme]

I gave you some.

Thank you. Now if I can only get a real hug from you, that would be special.

 

[bdog527]

O.K., I can see how the red bulls might help, but the vodka?

alcohol is a diuretic.

 

[biteme]

alcohol is a diuretic.

Great. Now I have an excuse to go out and drink a six pack every other weekend. I will actually become leaner.

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

Holy cow!

The post order is really messed up, yet again.

 

[biteme]

dehydration and the vodka will help you sleep after all the redbulls. walk between pubs or do some dancing while you are on them too

Red bulls do have quite a kick and I don't know why. There's really not that much caffeine in them. They don't work in the morning however, I have to have double strength coffee.

 

[bdog527]

Great. Now I have an excuse to go out and drink a six pack every other weekend. I will actually become leaner.

That's my excuse at least.

 

[casavant]

Where's the love man?

Where is the love (The love)
Where is the love (The love)
Where is the love
The love, the love


It just ain’t the same, always unchanged
New days are strange, is the world insane
If love and peace is so strong
Why are there pieces of love that don’t belong
Nations droppin’ bombs
Chemical gasses fillin’ lungs of little ones
With the ongoin’ sufferin’ as the youth die young
So ask yourself is the lovin’ really gone
So I could ask myself really what is goin’ wrong
In this world that we livin’ in people keep on givin’
in
Makin’ wrong decisions, only visions of them dividends
Not respectin’ each other, deny thy brother
A war is goin’ on but the reason’s undercover
The truth is kept secret, it’s swept under the rug
If you never know truth then you never know love
Where’s the love, y’all, come on (I don’t know)
Where’s the truth, y’all, come on (I don’t know)
Where’s the love, y’all


People killin’, people dyin’
Children hurt and you hear them cryin’
Can you practice what you preach
And would you turn the other cheek


Father, Father, Father help us
Send us some guidance from above
‘Cause people got me, got me questionin’
Where is the love (Love)


Where is the love (The love)
Where is the love (The love)
Where is the love
The love, the love

 

[casavant]

And if you believe there's not a chance tonight
Tonight, so bright
Tonight
We'll crucify the insincere tonight
We'll make things right, we'll feel it all tonight
We'll find a way to offer up the night tonight
The indescribable moments of your life tonight
The impossible is possible tonight
Believe in me as I believe in you, tonight

 

[casavant]

OK, I'm gonna stop now.

 

[biteme]

OK, I'm gonna stop now.

And I'm going to go eat my turkey chile out of a can. I can smell it burning now. Yuuuummmm!

 

[lucidblue]

I hate when I feel fat. I'm not fat, but definitely feel it sometimes.

 

[biteme]

I hate when I feel fat. I'm not fat, but definitely feel it sometimes.

That bloated stomach feeling is nasty, isn't it? My waist size can differ 2 inches from morning to night.

 

[toga22]

OK, I'm gonna stop now.

Never gonna stop me
Never gonna stop
Never gonna stop me
Never gonna never gonna

 

[velvett]

Ahhhhhhhhhh


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