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I am drunk and will answer the nexdt five quesitons

Lestat said:
Have you ever had a penis in your ass?


Hell NO!! I ain't never been that drunk. Shit. (literally( I mena I stick my dick in guys asses but for th elife of me I don't understand how they enjoy tht shit. i can't stand a finger back ther.e
 
AAP said:
Hell NO!! I ain't never been that drunk. Shit. (literally( I mena I stick my dick in guys asses but for th elife of me I don't understand how they enjoy tht shit. i can't stand a finger back ther.e
ever smoke some dude's pole?
 
Sassy69 said:
What famous starlet or other famous chick would you bang if you had the chance?


Brad Pitt. h shit you meant female. damn.. that girl from White Chics... Brittany Daniesl was that her name? God I would hammer that bitch until her guts came out of her noes.e
 
AAP said:
Lee. and you already know my first and las.t

now your question. what heritage am i?
i'm guessing cornfed whiteboy
 
AAP said:
ddue you know my last name. where does that originate from.
sorry to say, I did not make it a point to remember your real name bro.

I refer to you as one of the following:
AAP
ripped
good bro
homo
 
pdaddy said:
What ef posters would you ass rape?


Gambino for sure.

Deterass until he got all high and mighty on me and started stocking name brand colas and not Big K brands.

SSME but he would give it up willingly.

shit i just think Isent a Pm to musclemom I need to get balck
 
hotzie said:
what kind of wood is your bar made out of???????? ive been waiting over a year for this answer.
looks like you're gonna keep waiting
 
AAP said:
Gambino for sure.

Deterass until he got all high and mighty on me and started stocking name brand colas and not Big K brands.

SSME but he would give it up willingly.

shit i just think Isent a Pm to musclemom I need to get balck


and needto but he would proably brag to angela nd cuase problems between she and i. she ain't liking to share. me that is.
 
give me your address I am mailing a piece of that damn wood to yoj.
 
hotzie said:
lol seriously??


yeah.

and man i can't rea d dmn thing you saying. this shit is too damn difficult for me to doing the ctrl a thingy. fuck. someone go get jersey so he cna be the damn bombing target. no one reads his shit anwyay.
 
Sassy69 said:
How many GG & Cran you drinked so far? Your spelling is getting worse than need2.

shit. since 6 about 3. but these are gay cocktials. meaning minimum serivng sise is 32oz
 
whoa hotzie diffused his own bomb justso Icoudl read his shit. that is awesome.

this bitch needs to hurry up and get his ass home. i ain't waiting ot 1am for his ass to come bed anymore. fuck. <--_ what I want to be doing now.
 
Four gay guys walk into a bar and start arguing over who's penis is longer.

Well the bar tender finally got sick of hearing them arguing so told them he had a way to solve this problem.

He told them to stick their penis' on the bar and he'd tell them who's was bigger.

Well just as the put them up there, another gay guy walks in and yells "I'll have the buffet!"
 
Johnny Cakes said:
Four gay guys walk into a bar and start arguing over who's penis is longer.

Well the bar tender finally got sick of hearing them arguing so told them he had a way to solve this problem.

He told them to stick their penis' on the bar and he'd tell them who's was bigger.

Well just as the put them up there, another gay guy walks in and yells "I'll have the buffet!"

i been to that bar.

for real down here th ramrod bar has foreskin nights. you have foreskin you drink beer free all night of course you have to show it ot get a drink each time.
 
AAP said:
whoa hotzie diffused his own bomb justso Icoudl read his shit. that is awesome.

this bitch needs to hurry up and get his ass home. i ain't waiting ot 1am for his ass to come bed anymore. fuck. <--_ what I want to be doing now.
:heart:
 
AAP said:
i been to that bar.

for real down here th ramrod bar has foreskin nights. you have foreskin you drink beer free all night of course you have to show it ot get a drink each time.

Sounds like a deal, great name too.
 
hotzie said:
some slut dont know her name


great tactic. i use that all the time too. ib et in 20 yeas those bags be down to her belt.
 
Johnny Cakes said:
Sounds like a deal, great name too.


they have a dark room there. some fag went in wearing phosphorus lipstick one time and got punched in the moth 11 times. fucking idiot should have kept the busted mouth covered up the after the first time instead of stumbling around trying to find his wayout and catching 10 more kncuckle dusters.
 
man, fl gays are so much diff than LA gays.
 
AAP said:
i been to that bar.

for real down here th ramrod bar has foreskin nights. you have foreskin you drink beer free all night of course you have to show it ot get a drink each time.
possibly the best way to make a jew go fucking bananas ever devised :p
 
so wait a sec?

if you go down on your bro and realize he's hung like a boa, what do you do when you have all that meat in your hands?? put it away?

you can resist??

i think you are fibbin and would go to town on it!
 
stilleto said:
why am i not mentioned in this thread?


well for starter's someone has to be thinking of you

sorry man your parade has ended
 
Klue still has the award for More Beautiful Than I Would Have Ever Guessed.
 
did someone say Grey Goose? And Cranberry?

WTF AAP... I wasn't invited? I'm hurt.. and i'm gonna go sulk in the corner of my room all alone and thirsty.
 
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