I am a hero once again. I saved a ladies dog by darting into traffic.

[biteme]

It's a good feeling, I have to admit. To have the opportunity to do a good deed. I don't even like dogs, but I don't like seeing them get run over and the lady was frantically running down the street trying to catch it. I had just come out of a convenience store and I took off running after it. The dog was running down the middle of a busy road. I ran into the street and motioned for oncoming traffic to stop, then I caught the dog from behind and scooped it up. I barely got a thank you as I remember it. But that's OK, I saved someone and maybe their kids a lot of anguish.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

don't lie. you were trying to escape the misery known as your house by playing in traffic when a dog ran out and started humping your leg. you got mad, as you weren't about to meet your maker with a dog gettin some on your shin, so you grabbed the mutt and walked him to the side of the road and handed him back to his owner.

 

[biteme]

I just found out that my sister's big ugly ass dog got up on the counter and ate my whole loaf of wheat bread. I may kill him and negate my good deed. Grrrrrrrrr.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

I just found out that my sister's big ugly ass dog got up on the counter and ate my whole loaf of wheat bread. I may kill him and negate my good deed. Grrrrrrrrr.

want that to stop? here's the solution. grab the dog, take it to the counter. smack it's head repeatedly into the counter. you should only have to ever do this once or twice and the dog will get the clue.

 

[biteme]

want that to stop? here's the solution. grab the dog, take it to the counter. smack it's head repeatedly into the counter. you should only have to ever do this once or twice and the dog will get the clue.

If my sister wasn't here, I just might do that. I know I'd be screaming at him. You have to catch the bastards in the act I'm told or they won't know why they are getting an ass whipping.

 

[Vash]

How in the hell did the lady's dog get lose? Dumbshit didn't train her dog very well.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

If my sister wasn't here, I just might do that. I know I'd be screaming at him. You have to catch the bastards in the act I'm told or they won't know why they are getting an ass whipping.

not necessarily true. depends on what you're smacking them around for. their own piss and shit they recognize immediately, so you can get them hours after the fact and they know what's going on.

and the grabbing food off of the counter or the table...believe me, you only have to do what i suggested a few times and they'll stop forever. my female got nailed for kitchen table swiping probably a dozen times, but she's a bitch so go figure. my male, however, he got nailed for the table and counter once each. he learned faster than she did.

 

[starfish]

want that to stop? here's the solution. grab the dog, take it to the counter. smack it's head repeatedly into the counter. you should only have to ever do this once or twice and the dog will get the clue.

I hope you are not serious.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

I hope you are not serious.

hey, if it gets the dog to stop doing that, then it's worth it.


the more humane approach is to drag the dog to the counter, lay it's head on the counter, and thump it on the nose, but that depends on how much the dog respects you. my dogs respect me, so that's all i would have to do to remind them of the "rules." i don't even have to hit them hard, they only get light thumps. it's the fact that i am smacking them a little that gets the point across to them that they f'ed up.

i've gathered that those dogs walk all over biteme though, so i figured he'd need the more extreme approach.

 

[biteme]

I hope you are not serious.

Actually I like his idea baby. I don't think Crak is seriously hurting the animals, but he probably gets the urge as I do to give them a serious ass kicking.

 

[starfish]

hey, if it gets the dog to stop doing that, then it's worth it.


the more humane approach is to drag the dog to the counter, lay it's head on the counter, and thump it on the nose, but that depends on how much the dog respects you. my dogs respect me, so that's all i would have to do to remind them of the "rules." i don't even have to hit them hard, they only get light thumps. it's the fact that i am smacking them a little that gets the point across to them that they f'ed up.

i've gathered that those dogs walk all over biteme though, so i figured he'd need the more extreme approach.

Well...hell... If you beat their head into a counter repeatedly what do you expect?


I have had well trained animals all my life and I worked with trained wild animals. NEVER have I had to do anything like that to train them.

No DEFENSELESS animal that would give you unconditional love deserves that.


Sorry but I don't dig that.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

I barely got a thank you as I remember it

Too nice.....
Shoulda kicked the fockin' dog to death. Thrown it's body at the owner, then start kicking the owner...

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Well...hell... If you beat their head into a counter repeatedly what do you expect?


I have had well trained animals all my life and I worked with trained wild animals. NEVER have I had to do anything like that to train them.

No DEFENSELESS animal that would give you unconditional love deserves that.


Sorry but I don't dig that.

There is no need to be that extreme with most dogs. Any minor pain is enough to get their attention. A swat with a newspaper will usually do the trick.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Well...hell... If you beat their head into a counter repeatedly what do you expect?


I have had well trained animals all my life and I worked with trained wild animals. NEVER have I had to do anything like that to train them.

No DEFENSELESS animal that would give you unconditional love deserves that.


Sorry but I don't dig that.

as much as my dogs piss me off, i do love 'em.

and they are in no way defenseless. those 2 have torn my arms up when playing with them. my female shepard mutt mix is about 60lbs, male aussie mix is about 50lbs. if they wanted to, they could do some damage to a person.


on another topic....

when we got the aussie mix, he was about 6 months old, the shepard about 2, and my son was almost 3. cutiepie was home, i was at work. my son ran up behind the aussie and grabbed him from behind. he turned and snarled. cutiepie was about to grab him and teach him a lesson (i will NOT tolerate that towards my children), but before she could, Cinnamon ran over, grabbed the mutt by his throat, and threw him to the ground. she stood over him with her jaws clamped on his throat for a minute while he just laid there, tail curled up and belly in the air in defeat. he never growled at either of the children again. he's also damn lucky i wasn't home when he did that...

 

[Buddy_Christ]

There is no need to be that extreme with most dogs. Any minor pain is enough to get their attention. A swat with a newspaper will usually do the trick.

as long as the dog respects you, there's no reason to inflict pain. thus the thumps on the nose. they know they f'ed up, they know you're mad/upset at them, and that teaches them much more than beating them ever will.

Actually I like his idea baby. I don't think Crak is seriously hurting the animals, but he probably gets the urge as I do to give them a serious ass kicking.

you nailed it man.