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I am a dumb ass

TheGame_620

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Well one burned dumb ass. I went tanning tonight for the first time in a very long time. So I have no tan. I asked my friend that I went there with how long I should go in for and he said about 10 minutes. So he went into a bed and I went to one and tanned for 15 minutes, I figured what the hell. Then I get out and see him sitting there and he askes me how long IVe been in there? I said 15 minutes and he was like you dumb ass he told me to look at the door and it said something like "super tanning bed" or something to that effect. IT was some kind of high power bed, so I went back in there and it said for someone with dark skin to stay in for 15 minutes max. I wonder what Im gonna look like in the morning :bawling: :bawling: probly like this guy :mad:
 
I burn really easy so I have to take it easy the first few days to the first two weeks or so. I start at 5 minutes and work my way up. I stay at a certian time when I turn pink from the tan the day before. I will do that same time for about 2-3 days and then up it agian until I turn pink. The good thing is that I don't get burned. I just notice the skin is pink at night and by morning its back to normal.


15 minutes in a super bed!!! Bwhahhahahhahahh

I hope you don't get blisters.
 
As long as we're on the subject, anybody have some useful tanning tips? I'm a "hard-tanner!" I'm not ultra pasty white boy, but I'm not to far away. When I start tanning I have to start off at about 3 min at a time. In the past I've only gone maybe twice a week, working up to maybe 10 min max. And then I'm just slightly beige. I've never really been able to work up to a dark tan, but I'd like to this summer. Any help?
 
easy tanner :)

hehehe....im fairly dark skinned right now even at the end of this sunless,pasty ass winter weve had!im one of the lucky ones i guess,id get a tan standin to close to a light bulb!....welll....im a real easy tanner...well say that! gonna b daaaaaaark this summer again!cant wait!
 
Good news . I am not dead and not even burned. My face is red but thats about it. I dont really burn to easy in the sun, but I usually have to get a few days worth of tan to be able to stand out in the sun all day without being burned. Its wierd Im very light skinned but respond to sun very well, one summer a girl that I was hooking up with told me she thought that I was part black
 
You are a dumb ass

TheGame_620 said:
Well one burned dumb ass. I went tanning tonight for the first time in a very long time. So I have no tan. I asked my friend that I went there with how long I should go in for and he said about 10 minutes. So he went into a bed and I went to one and tanned for 15 minutes, I figured what the hell. Then I get out and see him sitting there and he askes me how long IVe been in there? I said 15 minutes and he was like you dumb ass he told me to look at the door and it said something like "super tanning bed" or something to that effect. IT was some kind of high power bed, so I went back in there and it said for someone with dark skin to stay in for 15 minutes max. I wonder what Im gonna look like in the morning :bawling: :bawling: probly like this guy :mad:

But so am I, I did the same thing last week. :bawling: :mad:
 
:lmao: I just did the same thing. buncha losers.

I went in for 20min (non super bed) and they must have changed out the bulbs on the front part cause I usually get an ok tan at 17-18min. Well I got burned to shit on my chest and quads but my back and hams are barely pink. BASTARDS!!! :redhot:
 
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