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Hurting is not Flirting

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smurf2

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Somebody explain to my husband that snapping me with a hairband, putting an ice cold can of diet mt dew on my bare back and snapping me with kitchen towels is not a way to display his affection for me.

He insists he is flirting.
 
LOL I cant, mine seems to think the same, specially the cold soda one, does it with ice cream and frozen chicken too :mad:
 
I do admit that I love when he acts goofy. Its amusing. I'm always laughing telling him "I'm your wife, not your little sister! Stop tormenting me" LMAO
 
I object to the hairband the most


and tho not mentioned ...I really object when my bra is used for anything other than holding boobs

no bra snapping..no funny hats..no strange things done with them to cup your balls
I'm just not that amused
 
shirlene29 said:
I object to the hairband the most


and tho not mentioned ...I really object when my bra is used for anything other than holding boobs

no bra snapping..no funny hats..no strange things done with them to cup your balls
I'm just not that amused
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Balls? don't you mean ball?
 
shirlene29 said:
I object to the hairband the most


and tho not mentioned ...I really object when my bra is used for anything other than holding boobs

no bra snapping..no funny hats..no strange things done with them to cup your balls
I'm just not that amused
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i can imagine how a testicle in one cup, and empty deflated sack skin in the other is not amusing
 
heh....I actually deleted a post injury pic of said balls recently...but it was pre surgery

that shit was like purple grapefruit (you may cross your legs and wince now)
 
I like to secretly reach into the shower and turn off the warm water, so only ice cold water comes blasting out.
 
Married men don't flirt, no need to make the effort once we get you knocked up.

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shirlene29 said:
I object to the hairband the most


and tho not mentioned ...I really object when my bra is used for anything other than holding boobs

no bra snapping..no funny hats..no strange things done with them to cup your balls
I'm just not that amused
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So milking my love rocket into your bra cup just before you wake up and put it on isn't cool?
 
smurf2 said:
Somebody explain to my husband that snapping me with a hairband, putting an ice cold can of diet mt dew on my bare back and snapping me with kitchen towels is not a way to display his affection for me.

He insists he is flirting.
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Holy fuck im hard!
 
My favorite is slapping my wife's bare tits when she steps out of the shower.

It gives me a boner the way she bites her lower lip and lingers on the "F" when she says, "fffuck!"
 
Well the diet soda explains the brain damage!

And yeah, I love to joke around with my bf, but he gets so rough!
 
WoodyO said:
I like to secretly reach into the shower and turn off the warm water, so only ice cold water comes blasting out.
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I shower with boiling water, like enough to cook chicken hot water, if I got a blast of cold I'd be fucking pacing :mad: thankfully we have a one person per bathroom policy at home :D
 
nangiggles said:
I shower with boiling water, like enough to cook chicken hot water, if I got a blast of cold I'd be fucking pacing :mad: thankfully we have a one person per bathroom policy at home :D
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So dropping a deuce while your in a steamy shower is out of the question?
 
cold soda cans on your neck is a strong predicktor of getting choked out in your sleep in the near future



just sayin'
 
20 yrs ago when you were his age this sorta thing woulda been cutsey.
now that you are mature, and creeky and cranky, it is annoying to you.
he is still in the "teehee" phase of life, whereas you are in the "get the fuk off my lawn" phase
 
Yes, that is flirting. It starts with the pulling of hair in kindergarten.
 
binö said:
20 yrs ago when you were his age this sorta thing woulda been cutsey.
now that you are mature, and creeky and cranky, it is annoying to you.
he is still in the "teehee" phase of life, whereas you are in the "get the fuk off my lawn" phase
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See thats just it, i love when hes playful and i laugh while im telling him to cut it out. Lol
 
smurf2 said:
See thats just it, i love when hes playful and i laugh while im telling him to cut it out. Lol
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my last gf i would play around like mistaballonhands (i'm still in the last few teehee yrs of life)...snapping towels, pinching etc.
the last time i did the towel thing, gf was bent over nekkid putting on socks...i snapped her with a towel, meaning to get her ass but instead i tagged her b-hole, and it was a perfect snap with the cracking sound and everything...right on her ballon knot she was not happy at all about it and teared up from the pain.
i felt pretty bad
 
binö said:
my last gf i would play around like mistaballonhands (i'm still in the last few teehee yrs of life)...snapping towels, pinching etc.
the last time i did the towel thing, gf was bent over nekkid putting on socks...i snapped her with a towel, meaning to get her ass but instead i tagged her b-hole, and it was a perfect snap with the cracking sound and everything...right on her ballon knot she was not happy at all about it and teared up from the pain.
i felt pretty bad
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You're quite a marksman!
 
mistaballoonhands said:
You're quite a marksman!
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dude you shoulda heard the crack, just like a bull whip it was the most perfect towel snap ever.
right in the center of the knot, she locker herself in a bathroom for quite a while afterward and would not talk to me as i pleaded at the door that it was a accident
 
smurf2 said:
Somebody explain to my husband that snapping me with a hairband, putting an ice cold can of diet mt dew on my bare back and snapping me with kitchen towels is not a way to display his affection for me.

He insists he is flirting.
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was it a wet towel? And were you just going about your business?
 
binö said:
my last gf i would play around like mistaballonhands (i'm still in the last few teehee yrs of life)...snapping towels, pinching etc.
the last time i did the towel thing, gf was bent over nekkid putting on socks...i snapped her with a towel, meaning to get her ass but instead i tagged her b-hole, and it was a perfect snap with the cracking sound and everything...right on her ballon knot she was not happy at all about it and teared up from the pain.
i felt pretty bad
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fukn awesome ngr u deserve a trophy for that

i snap crackle popped a bish in the chin one time goin for her titty she was not fukin amused, made me feel like a complete POS
 
smurf2 said:
Guess i better keep my balloon knot covered
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I wouldn't like the towel snap or the rubber band. I ask someone to stop doing something that hurts and they don't I get all uptight, weird and upset. I'm no fun. Soda thing is funny tho. That wouldn't bother me.
 
smurf2 said:
Somebody explain to my husband that snapping me with a hairband, putting an ice cold can of diet mt dew on my bare back and snapping me with kitchen towels is not a way to display his affection for me.

He insists he is flirting.
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It's not flirting. He's dying to do some really hard-core BDSM shit with you but feels awkward asking the mother of his child to do it.

You've got to meet him half way. Go to:

Extreme Restraints: Bondage Gear - Sex Toys - Fucking Machines

And when you mention this to Chris, he's going to laugh nervously and tell you that I'm just messing with him through you.

I'm not.
 
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