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Sorry if this is a repeat ,but just got this joke and thought it was cute....
Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, boss I not come to work today, I really sick,I got headcahe, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come to work today."
The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes me fell better and I can go to work. You should try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."
Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, boss I not come to work today, I really sick,I got headcahe, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come to work today."
The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes me fell better and I can go to work. You should try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."
