Humor: Girlfriends and Roids.

[Grainger]

I was talking to my girlfriend the other night and some guy brings up the word "Roids" out of the blue. I didn't say anything right then and there, but later I asked her what the fuck the guy was talking about. I asked her if the guy (or her) thought I was using roids?

Her reply...

"Honey I KNOW that you're not taking steriods, you're not big enough!"

I said...."what the hell do you mean by that?"

She said...."well I remember guys took steriods in high school and and they were REALLY BIG!"

Note: I have gained over 30 lbs since I met her 6 months ago! I am 5'5 190 so I am not a skinny little shit!

She has NO Clue!!!! She saw me reading an article in M&F on "Gain 5 lbs in 5 weeks" She goes....."honey you gain 5 lbs in a few days, maybe you should send in your routine!

GOD LOVE THAT WOMAN!

 

[Golfer18--old]

I dont have a GF and im on test.

 

[Grainger]

well this clomid is freaking me out!!! I was seeing all kinds of crazy shit last night when I was with my girlfriend. I saw weird lights and stuff.

clomid makes me feel like a dman bitch! HATE IT!!!

 

[Golfer18--old]

well this clomid is freaking me out!!! I was seeing all kinds of crazy shit last night when I was with my girlfriend. I saw weird lights and stuff.

clomid makes me feel like a dman bitch! HATE IT!!!

Use arimidex

 

[marx]

I dont have a GF and im on test.

I hear ya bro...

 

[pump it]

well this clomid is freaking me out!!! I was seeing all kinds of crazy shit last night when I was with my girlfriend. I saw weird lights and stuff.

clomid makes me feel like a dman bitch! HATE IT!!!

maybe your dealer was out of clomid so he just gave you E

 

[zap]

Marry that woman. Mine turns into Columbo on me anytime I act suspicious.

her: "So what you're telling me is that these are actually for your friends horses? Why wouldn't this alleged friend keep them at his house?"

me: "And I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for those darned meddling kids!"

 

[pittbull2]

Thats funny grainger , your not big enough you go to the gym and practicially kill your training and your girl says your not big enough that would make me feel like a worm and I would be tempted to do a MEAN CYCLE just to get her attention lol. I'm only 5'6 214 and mine says your big enough I say no when I get to 235lbs then we will talk about it.

 

[Quadsweep]

I dont have a GF and im on test.

Man I bet your right forearm is HUGE!!

 

[nick_067]

Golfer you have no idea how much I sympathize with you right now. This is by double the most test I have ever had in me, and I'm single. Thank god for internet porn, or I might go f*$king crazy.