Huckleberry White Bread!

[velvett]

Where are you?

 

[supersizeme]

Can a mod move this to the diet board please. Velvett's on a low carb diet again and is now posting threads and waiting for food products to respond.

psst...try your pantry

 

[velvett]

Oh God it's true.

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA





snif.






If I eat just one more bite of cooked flesh I may hurl.










Can I just play with your white bread?

We could just finger paint with the huckleberry jam.

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

Can I just play with your white bread?

We could just finger paint with the huckleberry jam.

ewwwww

 

[supersizeme]

I'm sorry, but you must be strong, keep your paws of my wonder bread, and continue to consume nothing but meat. Otherwise you will end up fat and miserable like sermon of blubbery.

I will consider taking a picture of the tupperware container full of one cup of plain Quaker oatmeal that I will be eating at 1am. You can make this the background on computer desktop and think to the day when you'll be back to eating carbs again.

 

[velvett]

Supersizeme,

Don't make me come over there and eat your banana.


Even if he can dance a little dance well.

 

[HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex]

 

[supersizeme]

I have never been one to turn down a female asking to eat my banana, but you'd force me to find a new avatar to hold up the poop sign, plus bananas are full of carbs. You're trying to cheat your diet with those innuendos of yours. Big cheater!!!
Come hold me.

 

[velvett]

I'll hold you if you let me just smell the banana (I was gonna say lick but there could be minors reading this).

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

 

[supersizeme]

Alright I'll make a deal with you. How about we just put the banana back in between the two honeydew melons you were saving for breakfast for a little while and then I'll let you do whatever you feel is necessary. My banana wants to be close to some fruit at the moment.

 

[OMEGA]

I would do it again in a second........


do what Vel?

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

My banana wants to be close to some fruit at the moment.

W O W !!!!!!!!

 

[The Shadow]

Can I just play with your white bread?

We could just finger paint with the huckleberry jam.

...I am intrigued by the finger painting comment......ie - that was HOT!!!


Hiya Sweets.

 

[The Shadow]

You call me out and then ditch...cmon girl......

 

[velvett]

Alright I'll make a deal with you. How about we just put the banana back in between the two honeydew melons you were saving for breakfast for a little while and then I'll let you do whatever you feel is necessary. My banana wants to be close to some fruit at the moment.

Nice come back.

 

[velvett]

You call me out and then ditch...cmon girl......

Naw, just been on job sites all day on an off, just came home a bit ago.

 

[The Shadow]

...so.......your plate or mine??

 

[velvett]

HAHAHHAAAAAAAA!


It's more like, your Endocrinologist or mine?

 

[The Shadow]

I'll play doctor ANYTIME darlin - ANYTIME.....

 

[supersizeme]

Nice come back.