Awwww....I made your top 4. You love me, don't you?javaguru said:You are a total myspace friends whore..wtf?
I have like 25 friends and you have 219. Do you communicate on a regular basis with those peeps?
BTW, you're in my top four so don't give me shit.......![]()
That's only because you're my longest female friend, as soon as I trick a woman into liking me you'll be number two.superqt4u2nv said:Your #1 friend is pretty hot![]()
You son of a bitch I haven't even made your list yet.jerkbox said:I'm totally gonna make HR my best friend on myspace
does this mean we can make out? I'm lonely.jerkbox said:I'm totally gonna make HR my best friend on myspace

superqt4u2nv said:You son of a bitch I haven't even made your list yet.
Java I ain't got nothing on HH she has like 1200 friends or some shit.
SARS you know what to do with it.jerkbox said:nor shall you....you're simply not worthy
heatherrae said:does this mean we can make out? I'm lonely.
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Sweet so I be tops for a while thenjavaguru said:That's only because you're my longest female friend, as soon as I trick a woman into liking me you'll be number two.![]()

superqt4u2nv said:SARS you know what to do with it.![]()
I'll back up to you and turn my head. I've got this all figured out...lol.jerkbox said:our bellies would get in the way
Cause you got a new boyfriendjerkbox said:only EFer on my myspace was FZ......and that peterpuffer deleted his account

superqt4u2nv said:Sweet so I be tops for a while then![]()
I kid I kid![]()
LOL..I have all of 25 friends.... I cut it from the 100's.heatherrae said:I don't go on there very much. When I do go on, I will usually have a few friend requests and will add them all. i don't live in a place with a high population now, so I'm sure my friends list will quit growing.
Awww the American wimmins don't know a good man thenjavaguru said:Probably a long time....
PS Good zinger for a canuck

heatherrae said:I'll back up to you and turn my head. I've got this all figured out...lol.
Nah, too impersonal. I was hoping you would brush my hair and tell me I'm pretty. lol.jerkbox said:how about we just set up a little gloryhole?
Damn it, the other night I told you that you were sexy. You wiminz confuse me.heatherrae said:Nah, too impersonal. I was hoping you would brush my hair and tell me I'm pretty. lol.
does this mean you want me, too? This is turning out to be a good night for me. Bean flicking in 3...2...1...javaguru said:Damn it, the other night I told you that you were sexy. You wiminz confuse me.
Short answer, no. Long answer, I can peddle my views and feel important based on my number of friends(QT and HR).Stefka said:Aren't we all too old for Myspace?
Just post pics, it's in the EF terms of service. Trust me......heatherrae said:does this mean you want me, too? This is turning out to be a good night for me. Bean flicking in 3...2...1...
I can't properly work the camera and flick the bean. Priorities, man, priorities.javaguru said:Just post pics, it's in the EF terms of service. Trust me......
Younguns figures out how to work a webcam...you're more than up to the challenge.heatherrae said:I can't properly work the camera and flick the bean. Priorities, man, priorities.
I don't want yg in the room with me working the camera...javaguru said:Younguns figures out how to work a webcam...you're more than up to the challenge.


You have a hall pass because you're prego....I need a quesadilla.heatherrae said:I don't want yg in the room with me working the camera...
but you could.
Geez, that was whorey. I'll be good now.
mmmmmmmmm...quesadillas! Being pregnant, I'm not sure which I fantasize about more -- food or men.javaguru said:You have a hall pass because you're prego....I need a quesadilla.
emu oil woman....it will preserve your pre-prego sexiness.heatherrae said:mmmmmmmmm...quesadillas! Being pregnant, I'm not sure which I fantasize about more -- food or men.
mail me some. I don't have any emus around here to put through the juicer.javaguru said:emu oil woman....it will preserve your pre-prego sexiness.
Stefka said:Aren't we all too old for Myspace?
Bitch, it's called google.....heatherrae said:mail me some. I don't have any emus around here to put through the juicer.
I left the doctors office the other day and a black man kept following me going "Psst. Pssst. Psst." What the hell was he calling me like a stray cat for? I thought it was pretty damn flattering that someone would wolf whistle a big ole prego chick, though.Dial_tone said:I bet there ain't no brothas up there.....I'M JUST SAYIN!

So, you're telling me I deep fry my emu's in this oil? I always just used peanut oil. However, if it will make me sexy, I'll use the emu oil.javaguru said:Bitch, it's called google.....
http://www.emu-oil.com/

heatherrae said:So, you're telling me I deep fry my emu's in this oil? I always just used peanut oil. However, if it will make me sexy, I'll use the emu oil.![]()
Hmmmmm...do I have to order it online, or do any pharmacies carry it?stilleto said:he's right about the oil. its amazing. you'd laugh if you heard me and my coworker lately because it seems this emu oil cures everything.
It is in this topocal joint cream my parents got me called blue goo seriously helps when my joint and muscle issues flair up.stilleto said:he's right about the oil. its amazing. you'd laugh if you heard me and my coworker lately because it seems this emu oil cures everything.
Yes - and I have none.patsfan1379 said:are you losers seriously guaging how cool you are by the amount of fake friends you have?
Is there another way?patsfan1379 said:are you losers seriously guaging how cool you are by the amount of fake friends you have?
Tom?reno240 said:I have one friend on myspace - I am one popular son-of-a-bitch.
heatherrae said:Hmmmmm...do I have to order it online, or do any pharmacies carry it?
Did you get a raise too?stilleto said:order it online.
a little bit goes a long way. i've been putting it on my face and i have ULTRA sensitive skin. my face now looks clear, smooth, and glowing. and... i swear i look younger. the woman i work with feels the same way (about herself). She has both fine and deep wrinkles in her skin (she's older than me, but a former sun worshipper) and she's right- her skin looks great lately.
i've been using it on my surgical scar on my foot and its heeling MUCH faster than it was before. also on my heels, which are now totally smooth and soft.
and my nails are growing.
javaguru said:You are a total myspace friends whore..wtf?
I have like 25 friends and you have 219. Do you communicate on a regular basis with those peeps?
BTW, you're in my top four so don't give me shit.......![]()
Wow! I will get some, then. I wanna smell like an emu. Wait, I already do.stilleto said:order it online.
a little bit goes a long way. i've been putting it on my face and i have ULTRA sensitive skin. my face now looks clear, smooth, and glowing. and... i swear i look younger. the woman i work with feels the same way (about herself). She has both fine and deep wrinkles in her skin (she's older than me, but a former sun worshipper) and she's right- her skin looks great lately.
i've been using it on my surgical scar on my foot and its heeling MUCH faster than it was before. also on my heels, which are now totally smooth and soft.
and my nails are growing.
The cosmetic surgeon recommended emu oil for the ex's scars.heatherrae said:Wow! I will get some, then. I wanna smell like an emu. Wait, I already do.
stilleto said:order it online.
a little bit goes a long way. i've been putting it on my face and i have ULTRA sensitive skin. my face now looks clear, smooth, and glowing. and... i swear i look younger. the woman i work with feels the same way (about herself). She has both fine and deep wrinkles in her skin (she's older than me, but a former sun worshipper) and she's right- her skin looks great lately.
i've been using it on my surgical scar on my foot and its heeling MUCH faster than it was before. also on my heels, which are now totally smooth and soft.
and my nails are growing.
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