How to start off using roids?

[BigCracker]

Hey baller, if you are being serious, how does it feel to know that half the guys on this thread think that your posts are fake because they can't believe anyone could possibly be as stupid as you are??? If that's not a clue that you're messing with something that you shouldn't be I don't know what is?

 

[Cauliflower Ear]

hahah i love these threads

 

[Cauliflower Ear]

seriously though...you need to run a
1 gram deca (deka) weeks 1-15
then for pct go ahead and run D-boll(deibul) at 100mg ed for weeks 16-19
GREAT CYCLE!!!

 

[pitbullrocco]

I'm taking Clambutteroil and Winniethepooh-V. I used to play the Human Growth Harmonica but I quit cuz it made me eat 50 Hershey Bars a day and gave me acne. I refinished my Deka on my front porch this past weeekend and lost 2lbs so I'm gonna try some of those vampire steroids called Transylvaniabolone with a frontload of Provolone and see what happens. My friend has this Heptalectrolite-stuff is it any good? Oh shit-I gotta go cuz I have Testosterone Detention after school

THIS IS THE BEST POST I'VE EVER READ ON EF. EVER. hands down. everyone should hit over 100% K on this one. do it now.

and i can't believe this thread made 2 pages. sad.

 

[pitbullrocco]

I'm taking Clambutteroil and Winniethepooh-V. I used to play the Human Growth Harmonica but I quit cuz it made me eat 50 Hershey Bars a day and gave me acne. I refinished my Deka on my front porch this past weeekend and lost 2lbs so I'm gonna try some of those vampire steroids called Transylvaniabolone with a frontload of Provolone and see what happens. My friend has this Heptalectrolite-stuff is it any good? Oh shit-I gotta go cuz I have Testosterone Detention after school

HOLY SHIT!! LMFAO.....i just caught the provolone statement......FUCK! everyone at work is walking by to see why the fuck i'm rolling on the floor in my office

 

[freakusmc]

just an alter hamming it up. Sometimes this $h#t is funny but most of the time this pisses me off. I come here to learn for myself, and to help less experienced bros than myself. Got better things to do than read this crap

 

[dsh89]

Exactly. I come here to learn and help others not put up with retards. Although Cracker's post was funny as hell. I need to go get my Provolone cycle started.

 

[b_light]

again, this makes me look 10000000 times better compared my my first post and this. sigh....

 

[mono_1]

let a noob speak up
i've been reading on gear for 5 or 6 yrs
i will be taking my first cycle soon i'm 32
6' 214 lbs
i hit the gym twice a day and consume about 3000 to 4000 cal a day and i always hit at least 270 ( 300 is what i try to hit ) grams of protein a day .

so like they said do your homework

 

[BigCracker]

Exactly. I come here to learn and help others not put up with retards. Although Cracker's post was funny as hell. I need to go get my Provolone cycle started.

Bro you should try this new roid from Kraft Labs called Pepperjacked. It gets you huge but one of the sides is that you shit firecrackers.

I heard of some roid called Nacho but it's only available in Mexico and at select 7-11. Anyone tried it? I heard stacking it with Jalepeno Acetate is tough on the asshole too though.