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How to piss off Raina....

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Raina

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...tell her you'll be home around 8. Imply that you're going to take her somewhere. Have Raina get all dolled up instead of going to bed after her sister does a spa treatment on her hair.

Don't pick up your cell when she calls at 9. Then shut off your cell phone shortly after.

That'll suffice in really irritating the hell out of me.
 
The funny part is that if I'm mad, he'll somehow turn this into "you're being unreasonable". I won't win either way. I'm no fun when I'm raging.
 
Since guys never seem to think about doing the right thing, here is an explanation as to why.

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There's no way "you're being unreasonable" can apply in this instance. You were told that you were going out....then not even a phone call to indicate a change in plans? You want revenge this weekend? Tell him not to snack because you're going to pick up takeout (pizza, chinese...whatever his fave is). Plan it for a time that you know he'll be damn hungry. Then, tell him you're going to pick it up. Go somewhere and shop for 45 minutes or so. Come home empty handed. When you get there and he says "what the fuck", tell him "Now you know what it feels like to be disappointed, jackass". The thing is, the pain will continue for at least 1/2 hour, because once you have your heart set on your favorite take-out, nothing you can make at home will do. So he'll have to order, and the hunger pains will gnaw at him for as long as it takes to make the food.
 
He knows I wouldn't eat takeout though. lol It's hardcore diet time.

Actually he just called so he's 70% out of the dog house.

Probably 4ish years ago I was at his house (home alone with his brother who hated my guts and made me cry a lot). He told me he was going to run over to a friends place and told me to get really dolled up-- like a dress and everything. So I did....and spent a sucky 8+ hours sitting there with his brother until his brother was finally so pissed that I was there that he stormed out swearing.

Now that my dears, will make any girl rage. lol

Thankfully his brother is now one of my closest friends.
 
Raina said:
...tell her you'll be home around 8. Imply that you're going to take her somewhere. Have Raina get all dolled up instead of going to bed after her sister does a spa treatment on her hair.

Don't pick up your cell when she calls at 9. Then shut off your cell phone shortly after.

That'll suffice in really irritating the hell out of me.
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Poor Rainapet....:(

You're such a gorgeous creature, it's a shame he couldn't be ontime.

Now it's going to be a dark cloud over the whole weekend.

A dolled up Rain stood up on her date.






DIV
 
Oh indeed. The world revolves around me. I control the rising of the sun in the morning. It rises to please me. I'm the supreme queen of the universe and ALL should bow to my every whim.

If things don't go my way I fly into fits of rage....the likes of which are the actual causes of vast numbers of global disasters annually....
 
I meant to post this pic with the crown more visible.

Good thing I have tiara pics around. They come in handy sometimes.
 
Raina said:
Oh indeed. The world revolves around me. I control the rising of the sun in the morning. It rises to please me. I'm the supreme queen of the universe and ALL should bow to my every whim.

If things don't go my way I fly into fits of rage....the likes of which are the actual causes of vast numbers of global disasters annually....
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Raina you're Beautiful :rose:
 
Raina said:
Thanks DIV! You forgot to tell me that I ruled the universe though. lol
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Honey, I'm not here to kiss your ass.

You're a beautiful woman, and I will tell you that freely......

Your complexion is smooth and creamy....

You don't rule me though.....



DIV
 
One of the ferrets has always had a thing for stealing my bras and dragging all of them under my entertainment center.

My puppy is obsessed with my underwear. I swear those creatures have magic power when it comes to finding undergarments. They particularly like to drag them through the living room when we have company.
 
so he gets a finger up the ass when you're happy and a foot up the ass when you're not.
 
you look that good and your dude (isn't he your hubby?) had the balls to stand you up?????? either he's really dumb or he's just plain stupid.

Raina you're absolutely beautiful! :rose:
 
Raina said:
...tell her you'll be home around 8. Imply that you're going to take her somewhere. Have Raina get all dolled up instead of going to bed after her sister does a spa treatment on her hair.

Don't pick up your cell when she calls at 9. Then shut off your cell phone shortly after.

That'll suffice in really irritating the hell out of me.
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Someone needs to go out with her "girly" friends and get some "girly" fun goin'. :)
 
I have almost no girl friends. I have a really hard time trusting women.

Of the few that I have though, 2 are currently living out of state in graduate school. The other has 3 small kids so it's hard to go out.

My sister hung out with me until 8 last night though. She's fun to hang out with.
 
Raina said:
I meant to post this pic with the crown more visible.

Good thing I have tiara pics around. They come in handy sometimes.
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The pic was just fine. Post more in fact, BITCH(S). ;)

How's it going other than the shitty night, Raina?
 
Raina said:
...tell her you'll be home around 8. Imply that you're going to take her somewhere. Have Raina get all dolled up instead of going to bed after her sister does a spa treatment on her hair.

Don't pick up your cell when she calls at 9. Then shut off your cell phone shortly after.

That'll suffice in really irritating the hell out of me.
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Im sorry K.
 
i got it. when he gets home have some porn on the tv and be butt naked masterbating.

hell be like (yes!!) in his head but as soon as he gets in the bed make like your having an orgasm. then when hes all hot and ready roll over be like im tired and fall asleep.
 
Raina said:
...tell her you'll be home around 8. Imply that you're going to take her somewhere. Have Raina get all dolled up instead of going to bed after her sister does a spa treatment on her hair.

Don't pick up your cell when she calls at 9. Then shut off your cell phone shortly after.

That'll suffice in really irritating the hell out of me.
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Us guys are morons aren't we. I'd probably have to say he's up to no good. Sorry...
 
Raina said:
...tell her you'll be home around 8. Imply that you're going to take her somewhere. Have Raina get all dolled up instead of going to bed after her sister does a spa treatment on her hair.

Don't pick up your cell when she calls at 9. Then shut off your cell phone shortly after.

That'll suffice in really irritating the hell out of me.
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You should of called me, honey. You'd have forgotten all about that dude :-)
 
He was at a work party and I was the only spouse not to go. So I somehow doubt he was having wild sex or anything.

But I was still mad. It's no fun to be all dressed up with nowhere to go!
 
Raina said:
He was at a work party and I was the only spouse not to go. So I somehow doubt he was having wild sex or anything.

But I was still mad. It's no fun to be all dressed up with nowhere to go!
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my ex was like you.

i hate that.
 
angel_girl said:
all of the non plats are males you really want their pics????
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yeah, you think we read this stuff... blah blah pix blah
 
dunk said:
i got it. when he gets home have some porn on the tv and be butt naked masterbating.

hell be like (yes!!) in his head but as soon as he gets in the bed make like your having an orgasm. then when hes all hot and ready roll over be like im tired and fall asleep.
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:lmao: I love that pure evil :evil: makes a mental note :qt:
 
So did you chew his ass out, Raina? Before you stuck a foot in it...
 
Not really. But he's being a pain in the ass today (though he's only been home today for about an hour) and I'm pretty sure I'm going to avoid him for the rest of the night.
 
dunk said:
tellin u. use my masterbate and dont give him any when he walks in on you theory
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This might be easier said than done, depending on who's wearing the pants in the relationship.
 
superqt4u2nv said:
:lmao: I love that pure evil :evil: makes a mental note :qt:
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Make a note of this too: if it were someone like me you did this too, he'd wait til' you were asleep, watch that porn and jerk off....run to the bedroom just as he was about to get off, and blow his load right in your hair. :evil:

Not that I've ever blown a load in a girl's hair intentionally because she pissed me off or anything... :verygood:
 
canadianhitman said:
Make a note of this too: if it were someone like me you did this too, he'd wait til' you were asleep, watch that porn and jerk off....run to the bedroom just as he was about to get off, and blow his load right in your hair. :evil:

Not that I've ever blown a load in a girl's hair intentionally because she pissed me off or anything... :verygood:
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ahhh dude. i just invisioned u running into the room like you were holding a bomb about to explode. :sick:
 
Raina said:
Yes. This thread is pretty darn off track.
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The revenge theme is still there, so I wouldn't say it's all that far off-track. Don't tell me that you aren't going to attempt to get even? C'mon, assert yourself a little...it feels good. Release your anger....come over to the dark side! :evil:
 
What goes around comes around. There's enough anger going my way from his side for unknown reasons right now. If I'm projecting anger too then the anger fields will hit one another and that's a huge cause of global warming.
 
Raina said:
What goes around comes around. There's enough anger going my way from his side for unknown reasons right now. If I'm projecting anger too then the anger fields will hit one another and that's a huge cause of global warming.
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The only way to find out the reason for his anger is to force a conflict...it'll get out in the open when heated words start flying. Fighting is never fun, but at least it's usually quick. Letting unresolved issues fester beneath the surface can cause tension for days if not weeks.
 
Or a guy's. If your lady told you that you were going somewhere and you were all cleaned up and dolled up for her...and wiating 2+ hours later I'd think you'd be pissed too.
 
Raina said:
Or a guy's. If your lady told you that you were going somewhere and you were all cleaned up and dolled up for her...and wiating 2+ hours later I'd think you'd be pissed too.
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No, id just have another beer, jack off and go to bed.
 
Raina said:
Or a guy's. If your lady told you that you were going somewhere and you were all cleaned up and dolled up for her...and wiating 2+ hours later I'd think you'd be pissed too.
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I'd be pissed beyond belief.

I might even just say to hell with her, call up some friends, and take off partying for the night....leaving no note, of course.
 
Raina said:
What goes around comes around. There's enough anger going my way from his side for unknown reasons right now. If I'm projecting anger too then the anger fields will hit one another and that's a huge cause of global warming.
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No wonder it is so hot.


Anger fields..........

I have given off more anger since a group hijacked this country.
 
you guys waited too much to get married...
 
hanselthecaretaker said:
So did you chew his ass out, Raina? Before you stuck a foot in it...
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Eh, Blue Elephant :idea:....Raina is a gentle pale concubine, she doesn't do any of these violent things you speak of. She's pure, she's calm, she's like the wind.

rsnoble-im-back said:
The appropriate title for this thread would be " how to piss of ______". Insert any womans name.
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Forget about Raina's issues, YoungNoble.......You better be cookin' up that fuckin' brisket, Nugga! :evil:

Have you been baking those biscuits.....stewing that gravy?






DIV
 
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