How to NOT let a girl fall in love with you..

[G3aR]

Ok ok, Im not gay or anything, but every single girl I meet, I swear wants to have more than just a friendly relationship, they all want to move in together, or call me all the time or text all the time, or come over all the time, I mean damn, Im not complaining or anything but I'm not ready to settle down, so any advice??

 

[wootoom]

im gay will u be my partner for life?

 

[youngguns]

fart a lot

 

[G3aR]

no u fag lol

 

[Raptorex]

Ok ok, Im not gay or anything

Usually a sure sign of

 

[wootoom]

no u fag lol

no?

 

[fistfullofsteel]

broseph, i have the same problem. i gotta beat them off with kali sticks

 

[youngguns]

omg omg

 

[jerkbox]

hit on her friends, sleep with her friends....

 

[javaguru]

Have you tried having sex with their mother and sister(s)? That might do the trick. If worse comes to worse just make sure you're having sex with another chick when she comes over. Good luck.