i heard you extract the testosterone from a gland in the nuts of a horse then inject it into your neck.. and you'll gain like 50lbs, some incredible hulk type reaction, it might turn you green too but I haven't confirmed this, its just a rumor
just spend like 2 weeks at the gym lifting arms , take like 20 d bols a day, dont drink every nigth of the week and sleep at least 5 hours a night and youll be so huge before your big date with susie q
Chop off your balls and stuff them up your ass. This will stop excess testosterone from being wasted on your sperm count and the test that is already in your balls will be re-absorbed intra-anally.
The irony is he is probably some 114 lb skinny white kid in a rich suburb .... like one of these idiots here ... http://www.geocities.com/thestuntaz/ be sure to scroll down to experience True Young White Kid Idiocy at its finest!