How to choose a religion:

[Mr. dB]

 

[UA_Iron]

Awesome chart bor.


I choose Mormon.

 

[lartinos]

Just got some hummus from an Israeli gyro spot here in NYC yesterday.

 

[cindylou]

lol I should have been a Jew

 

[UA_Iron]

lol I should have been a Jew

Can you send me a pair of your panties?

 

[cindylou]

no

 

[UA_Iron]

no

I'm hot though.

And plus its part of my religion.

 

[cindylou]

lol check your k then

I need your address

I can't be responsible for anyone going to hell

 

[UA_Iron]

lol check your k then

I need your address

I can't be responsible for anyone going to hell

Check K...

It's for a good cause. My afterlife situation owes you very very much

 

[bluetoolpaul]

I believe the best religion to be the one where u shave ur head, cut off ur testicles and give all your money to a leader who promises salvation on a spaceship. If you think about it, that only makes sense.

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[javaguru]

Speaking as an IT guy, flow charts are fun.

 

[cindylou]

I fall somewhere between buddhist and jew

 

[EnderJE]

I wanna worship Zeus and Helios!

 

[javaguru]

I wanna worship Zeus and Helios!

Dionysus would be a cool deity.

 

[nangiggles]

made me laugh so hard xD

 

[Mr. dB]

Just got some hummus from an Israeli gyro spot here in NYC yesterday.

Israelis are all about the hummus, they even eat it for breakfast. Hummus bars line the streets.

 

[lartinos]

Israelis are all about the hummus, they even eat it for breakfast. Hummus bars line the streets.

This here is in Astoria is great, I think I'll go there today.
Instead of putting the meat inbetween two separate pita's they have these special ones that are just a pocket that they fill with everything.

 

[AFeedz]

This here is in Astoria is great, I think I'll go there today.
Instead of putting the meat inbetween two separate pita's they have these special ones that are just a pocket that they fill with everything.

That's not special pita, you can do that with any pita. Just rip it apart carefully

 

[AFeedz]

Also, Buddhists don't really believe in gods. They'd more closely be over in the no gods category.

 

[lartinos]

That's not special pita, you can do that with any pita. Just rip it apart carefully

Yeah, that's what they do
Either way it is cool.

 

[nangiggles]

love buying pitas and stuffing them noooooooooom

 

[blueta2]

Cat-olic is my religion ;-)

My cats are my Gawd! ..hahah!

For me, I'm closest to a Buddhist

 

[*ebony*]

Muslim.

 

[Mr. dB]

Cat-olic is my religion ;-)

My cats are my Gawd! ..hahah!

You should be whatever religion the ancient Egyptians were then.

 

[Strongbow]

EF Jesus saves

 

[Mr. dB]

EF Jesus saves

...with coupons.

 

[Strongbow]

...with coupons.

I will pass down my judgement on your fucking kitty kat ngr, watch yo mouf

 

[Mr. dB]

I will pass down my judgement on your fucking kitty kat ngr, watch yo mouf

You got that backwards, the cats will be passing down their judgement on you.

They'll have you reincarnated as a mouse, then you'll be promptly eaten by a cat, to teach you some humility.

 

[Strongbow]

you got that backwards, the cats will be passing down their judgement on you.

They'll have you reincarnated as a mouse, then you'll be promptly eaten by a cat, to teach you some humility.

wut

 

[AAP]

can someone explain the magical underwear thing to me???

 

[Mr. dB]

can someone explain the magical underwear thing to me???

The Mormons call them "garments". Temple garment - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[Whiskey]

Magical underwear... If there is truly someone out there that can't realize the idiocy in this, they shouldn't be allowed to live be able to choose a religion. That's almost as bad as the people believing in the Lizard People.

However, maybe if it had a cup sewen into the crotch, it mightbe useful

Whiskey

 

[pdaddyII]

Also, Buddhists don't really believe in gods. They'd more closely be over in the no gods category.

Yup, thought the same thing

 

[blueta2]

You should be whatever religion the ancient Egyptians were then.

Both links don't work. Loved your K pic though....LOL!

 

[Mr. dB]

I fixed it:

You should be whatever religion the ancient Egyptians were then.