How to beat any drug test

[justwannagetsum]

I beat an AAS test a few months ago. Here is the drill:
Lets say you are taking the test at 5:00 PM, around 1:00 PM, you start drinking water. Down at least 4 liters by 2:00 PM. Then drink 1/2 to 1 liter an hour until test time. Also, (I didnt do this but should have) Get a bottle of B complex vitamins (I think its B). Pop a few ever hour from the time you wake up that day until test time. This will color your urine. Make sure you piss as many times as possible from the time you start guzzling H2O until test time, if possible, pee right before you test. This does feel very uncomfortable, and you will piss like never before. But you will beat the test. At least I did.
-Maybe the mods should make this a sticky

 

[Bar Room Hero]

Maybe you didn't get a real test. Some of the NCAA tests are dummy tests. Sure-fire ways to beat the tests can be beaten out of Nautica. He's very reluctant to release his secrets, but he can help. J/J Nautica

 

[justwannagetsum]

Maybe you didn't get a real test. Some of the NCAA tests are dummy tests.
It was real, not NCAA. I had to pay $350 bucks too!!! what a waste!

 

[genarr3]

Everything you said is right on, however a better lab would have kicked back your sample as diluted. And it still is no guarantee that you're going to pass.

 

[justwannagetsum]

fuck you must have been pissing every 10min
just about

Everything you said is right on, however a better lab would have kicked back your sample as diluted. And it still is no guarantee that you're going to pass.
That is a good point

 

[MaxBiceps]

yeah, i've posted this many times in the past. it's called 'flushing'

 

[justwannagetsum]

yeah, i've posted this many times in the past. it's called 'flushing'

I have too, but I have seen 2 posts right on top of each other here lately.

 

[mvmaxx]

It was real, not NCAA. I had to pay $350 bucks too!!! what a waste!

Why would "you" have to pay for an AS test?

 

[Bar Room Hero]

NCAA tests immediately for concentration of urine. They test for creatinine levels. Supposedly, if you take a lot of creatine while diluting your urine, while also taking vitamins to produce the dark color, the concentration comes up as within their parameters. If you don't produce a urine sample within thier parameters of concentration, they make you stay there until you produce one.

 

[justwannagetsum]

Why would "you" have to pay for an AS test?
That's personal. And one could be in all kinds of situations that they have to pay for urine tests.
-Probation for AAS
-You're a doctor suspected of AAS use and you want to keep your license
-you're a lwayer " "
etc etc