1 - buy shitty "gear" consisting of tshirt 4x too big covered in logos and lettering, fanny packs, baggy shorts and flip flops.
2 - practice your stone cold stare down face every time you pass by a window and see your reflection.
3 - Burst into random bouts of shadowboxing complete with weaving around and an attempt to "touch gloves" at the end.
4 - shave your hair. or better yet, get a mohawk.
5 - Watch replays over and over of UFC matches from 3 years ago, discussing in details how you would have fought better and beaten that pro fighter.
6 - Fantasize over the thought that you might ball up your fist and make people run away in fear and terror.
7 - baseball cap or visor worn backwards all the time
8 - anytime standing up is a good time to practice your slo-mo knee thrust. Even though a slo mo knee has to be the fucking worst attack ever.
9- be like these idiots Gym Stories » Gym Stories Gallery
2 - practice your stone cold stare down face every time you pass by a window and see your reflection.
3 - Burst into random bouts of shadowboxing complete with weaving around and an attempt to "touch gloves" at the end.
4 - shave your hair. or better yet, get a mohawk.
5 - Watch replays over and over of UFC matches from 3 years ago, discussing in details how you would have fought better and beaten that pro fighter.
6 - Fantasize over the thought that you might ball up your fist and make people run away in fear and terror.
7 - baseball cap or visor worn backwards all the time
8 - anytime standing up is a good time to practice your slo-mo knee thrust. Even though a slo mo knee has to be the fucking worst attack ever.
9- be like these idiots Gym Stories » Gym Stories Gallery