Lady Viking
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5´2"
i'm a bum. but i'd still double wrap it and triple bag it with you.Gymgurl said:I would take the bottle bum first....
Repost x10 ... and I'm beginning to wonder if every time it gets reposted everyone doesn't add about an inch to their height, because EF certainly goes DRAMATICALLY against standards. Considering the height of the average man in the US is 5'10 and women are 5'4" ...Lestat said:I'm 6'2"
(don't lie either perkele)
i am so awesome.musclemom said:Repost x10 ... and I'm beginning to wonder if every time it gets reposted everyone doesn't add about an inch to their height, because EF certainly goes DRAMATICALLY against standards. Considering the height of the average man in the US is 5'10 and women are 5'4" ...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_height#Average_adult_height_around_the_world
completely insignificant. mediocrity, at it's best. you will never, ever be a vixen. cute, will be the best it ever gets for you and Pablo.Frisky said:i'm about 5'6 ish.. somewhere around there.
HumanTarget said:completely insignificant. mediocrity, at it's best. you will never, ever be a vixen. cute, will be the best it ever gets for you and Pablo.
isn't she cute when she's fussy?Frisky said:bite my ass and call me mama
and don't EVER EVER EVER call me cute, ever... i'll punch you in the throat for something like that.
habitualhealth said:isn't she cute when she's fussy?
according to that, the average chick in montenegro is 180cm tallmusclemom said:Repost x10 ... and I'm beginning to wonder if every time it gets reposted everyone doesn't add about an inch to their height, because EF certainly goes DRAMATICALLY against standards. Considering the height of the average man in the US is 5'10 and women are 5'4" ...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_height#Average_adult_height_around_the_world
he had daddy issues but not because he didnt have a father.HumanTarget said:probably had too many domineering women in his life. and no father.
awww you're too kind...i have a pair of my own i could watch.Frisky said:wanna see my boobies dance?
HumanTarget said:i'm a bum. but i'd still double wrap it and triple bag it with you.
ya know, don't even bother using the term "Hello" anymore. when you meet guys from now on, just ask them to take off their pants. (not like they won't be doing that anyway, within 5 minutes of meeting)Gymgurl said:your that tall
so you're like the one i gotta get past to get to your cuter friends? god, i hate chicks like you. blocking harder than an offensive lineman...CaliGirl said:I'm 5'10"... yeahhhhhhhhhhhh! love being tall. up to 6'2" in spikes or boots. never had a height preference on men, more body type preference... and whats upstairs.
HumanTarget said:so you're like the one i gotta get past to get to your cuter friends? god, i hate chicks like you. blocking harder than an offensive lineman...
i feel like we know each other. like in a past life.....CaliGirl said:I though you just hated all chics in general? no?
in order to hate someone, you must have had love for them at some time...Gymgurl said:He can't stand me....his number one enemy.....
you can't fake lust. unlike the other 2.Gymgurl said:They both take way to much energy and I have none....but does lust count
i'm right about a lot of things.Gymgurl said:True you right on that.....
i feel bad for women. it's not your fault.Gymgurl said:Men always are
Gymgurl said:Men always are
someone needs a hug. or something.Gymgurl said:Your right we were just born stupid....
the-short-one said:For your birthday, I'm going to give you an unlicensed firearm and an aluminum bat.

would "it" be a cake, perhaps? i prefer pies, but a cake is always nice.Gymgurl said:can I use it on HT??? LMAO.....I an take care of some others things first....then HT gets it![]()
it's that special.......touch, that stores can't give. that taste, you know it's one of a kind. and afterwards, it's all your mouth will let you experience for the rest of the day. it just lingers, so much more than a memory, because if you close your eyes, you can see it and almost taste it all over again. and that smell! certain smells can make a guy go fucking primal on you, and fresh pie is one of them....Gymgurl said:Homemade not store bought
She's my Cherry pie.......Gymgurl said:Food goes straight to a mans heart....cherry pie Ht....lol
height has never really been an issue. i would never say you're too short or too tall to a girl. but have a killer ass and legs and you pretty much can command me like a Genie in a bottle.Gymgurl said:Hey HT...what is your height that you prefer on women.....
lol, you wear heels?mightymouse69 said:5"9.5, 6' with heels.
Gymgurl said:Hey Im 5'10" with heels......just your size HT.....
HumanTarget said:lol, you wear heels?
the question is am i yours?Gymgurl said:Hey Im 5'10" with heels......just your size HT.....
mightymouse69 said:oh yeah, I Luv em...
oh and GG, we are all the same size lying down hun![]()
HumanTarget said:the question is am i yours?
now lay down so I can see if we fit.... 
Gymgurl said:TSO.....that sounds like something I would do...I took mine off and threw up in them one night....thats a long ass story LOL
yeah. i wanna go drink with you now.Gymgurl said:Then whipped them out the car window going down the expressway.......LOL
and wind up nekkid on the bar. and i wind up having to fight off assholes. i don't think so. you never leave your pie to cool off in the window.Gymgurl said:Hey I am really really fun..but you have to stop me at some point....I just drink with everyone.....
Lestat said:it does seem like every dude here is 6' + (cept perkele of course)
you built of what little buddy?perkele said:Tall and weak.
HumanTarget said:and wind up nekkid on the bar. and i wind up having to fight off assholes. i don't think so. you never leave your pie to cool off in the window.
i'm so not joking. you wanna see me gettin' stitched up on the tailgate of an ambulance?Gymgurl said:LMAO
let's wait till monday morning, we'll do it where i work. it'll be funner.Gymgurl said:Okay lets go to your place and see who can out drink one another....its safe there
i never really have an appetite then.Gymgurl said:Lunch again???? okay I got the pie
Stitch?HumanTarget said:i'm so not joking. you wanna see me gettin' stitched up on the tailgate of an ambulance?
myway said:Stitch?
No.
We defibrilate, medicate and intubate..... but no stitching. We shock you, shoot u up and put tubes in your body. We don't stitch you up and make you all pretty. Fuck that. Save it for the seamstress.
your personality really sucks. you seem like a nasty, little cunt. with a big mouth. i'm sure your bf is equally cuntish. you public fucking servants expecting gratitude for a paid days work. have a nice night, shrew.myway said:Whoa. A little bit of paramedic angst. Lol. wow. That's original.
I will try very hard to not get stressed out over this. I have never before had to deal with stress.
It sounds like someone had one of those "special" ambulance rides. Don't fret. Don't call us. We won't call you.
Sassy69 said:5'7". Short guys kinda bug me. I feel "big" enough already. The short guys who "like big girls" creep me out. Prefer nothing shorter than 5'10".
Scotsman said:6'2" and currently 310lbs
I pretty much have a 5'8" minimum on girls otherwise they look like my kid and not my date due to the size difference. Although I will go shorter if she's got a lot else working for her.
Tallest girl I've dated was 6'4" and 210 lbs she was a volleyball player. I actually really liked having her be taller than me, especially when she'd through on the 5" heels.
Cheers,
Scotsman
. You're over a foot taller than me. lolol We'd look like a circus act. In a good way. 
the-short-one said:holy. You're over a foot taller than me. lolol We'd look like a circus act. In a good way.
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I think bein short ( im only 5'7) has given me the most inspiration to work out. I was always talking shit as a young juvenile delinquent so i had to be stronger than those bigger than me to back it up.Scotsman said:I had a great friend in college that was 5'2" whenever we'd hang out I'd just laugh if we walked by a mirror or window and caught the reflection, we looked rediculous.
Circus acts are fun, or can be![]()
Cheers,
Scotsman
niasdaddy2005 said:I think bein short ( im only 5'7) has given me the most inspiration to work out. I was always talking shit as a young juvenile delinquent so i had to be stronger than those bigger than me to back it up.
Actually, I have a TOP NOTCH personality.HumanTarget said:your personality really sucks. you seem like a nasty, little cunt. with a big mouth. i'm sure your bf is equally cuntish. you public fucking servants expecting gratitude for a paid days work. have a nice night, shrew.
i'm not reading all of that, you retard. quit giving yourself so much credit as to even appear slighty interesting.myway said:Actually, I have a TOP NOTCH personality.
As far as public servants expecting gratitiude..... ARE U HIGH? Maybe in the late 70's..... but since then... we are loving life. I almost feel WRONG for how good I have it. I don't expect gratitiude. I owe it. Do you know what my average shift consists of?
Sure, every now and then, there's some fucked up shit to deal with...
BUT
The rest of it... HEAVEN. I get PAID to help sweet grandmas and children. I get to spend hours EVERY DAY hanging out with good looking firemen. And when the local celebrity does something REALLY naughty to get into a needy sittuation- we get an inside scoop on all the dirt. We hold everyone's secrets. We come in the dark and leave in the dark. We tell no one we were ever there.
I have an automatic backstage pass to concerts and NFL locker room access.
If a rock star ODs on the tour bus ..... If there is a party crazy enough for something to actually happen--> I get a "Behind the Scenes" tour.
We get to help the disabled. Children wave when we drive by.
Just 2 days ago, I picked up a homeless man with no feet. No one had been nice to him in ages. He was a sweet old man and a nam vet. I put the lense back in his eyeglasses and and gave him a bunch of warm blankets.
On the opposite end:
When someone's being a drunken asshole and throwing punches..... I'm not required to just take it. I get to do whatever I feel like I need to do. We don't specialize in customer service.
We pamper the good and toss the assholes out on there head's.
Shit, don't give me gratitude. This is too good to be true.
pffff, i stiff tricks like you on child support monthly.myway said:U are witty but have no charm. That's OK. U can't have it all.
I don't doubt it.HumanTarget said:pffff, i stiff tricks like you on child support monthly.
i appreciate the interest in me, i really do, but i'm aware that you're Needto's concubine. he's a nice enough fella and i respect others' boundaries. see ya in the funny pages, Persephone...myway said:I don't doubt it.
.....shows how much you know.HumanTarget said:i appreciate the interest in me, i really do, but i'm aware that you're Needto's concubine. he's a nice enough fella and i respect others' boundaries. see ya in the funny pages, Persephone...
not bad.myway said:Actually, I have a TOP NOTCH personality.
As far as public servants expecting gratitiude..... ARE U HIGH? Maybe in the late 70's..... but since then... we are loving life. I almost feel WRONG for how good I have it. I don't expect gratitiude. I owe it. Do you know what my average shift consists of?
Sure, every now and then, there's some fucked up shit to deal with...
BUT
The rest of it... HEAVEN. I get PAID to help sweet grandmas and children. I get to spend hours EVERY DAY hanging out with good looking firemen. And when the local celebrity does something REALLY naughty to get into a needy sittuation- we get an inside scoop on all the dirt. We hold everyone's secrets. We come in the dark and leave in the dark. We tell no one we were ever there.
I have an automatic backstage pass to concerts and NFL locker room access.
If a rock star ODs on the tour bus ..... If there is a party crazy enough for something to actually happen--> I get a "Behind the Scenes" tour.
We get to help the disabled. Children wave when we drive by.
Just 2 days ago, I picked up a homeless man with no feet. No one had been nice to him in ages. He was a sweet old man and a nam vet. I put the lense back in his eyeglasses and and gave him a bunch of warm blankets.
On the opposite end:
When someone's being a drunken asshole and throwing punches..... I'm not required to just take it. I get to do whatever I feel like I need to do. We don't specialize in customer service.
We pamper the good and toss the assholes out on there head's.
Shit, don't give me gratitude. This is too good to be true.
i know an obnoxious canker sore when i see one. you sound like a fucking stripper. next time, try breaking the prozacs in half...myway said:.....shows how much you know.
Wow. Is that so? What did a stripper ever do to you?HumanTarget said:i know an obnoxious canker sore when i see one. you sound like a fucking stripper. next time, try breaking the prozacs in half...
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