How stupid am I?

[Steroid_Virgin]

Was at a party last saturday, talking to this very pretty, and seemingly nice girl.. Well, I probably had to much to drink and I stepped back and tripped over a keg, landed on my back.. Life just has it out for me man.. The thing is, I never really get that drunk when I go out, the one time I meet the total hottie and she's kind of in to me, BAM!!! wouldn't you know it? I'm quitting drinking for good.

 

[havoc]

Yes, good idea, drop the alchohol consumption and incorporate herb.

 

[absolute hardgainer]

Look on the bright side, at least you didn't wet yourself.

hardgainer (lol)

 

[strengthmonster]

Or you could have spontaneously puked in her face - that would be worse.

 

[Milhouse]

Or you could have let off a true bodybuilder style fart when you fell over.

Now that would be a sticky situation.

 

[Yellowbomber]

don't drink just grow